Beyonce Wore This To A Vegan Restaurant

December 9th, 2013 // 25 Comments
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Presumably after placing a bet with Gwyneth Paltrow over who can be more annoying and pretentious when it comes to food, Jay Z announced on his blog (Please be called Dawg With A Blawg. Please be called Dawg With A Blawg. Please be called Dawg With A Blawg. *checks* Jigga, wha??) that he’s going vegan for 22 days and dragging Beyonce with him. Which was of course pure folly because Beyonce will tell the pyramids to check their shit, so walking into a vegan restaurant draped in cow flesh is nothing to her. She wipes her ass with your flan. (Is flan even vegan? Please don’t tell me either way.)

Photos: WENN

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  1. She’s attractive.

  2. Freebie

    She’s a cow

  3. Beyonce Leather Cow Vegan Restaurant
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s honoring all the Holsteins she consumed in the before time.

  4. “Flan isn’t vegan?”
    “It’s milk and eggs, bitch!”

  5. Let’s see, what did Dr. Hawass say about Beyonce?

    “She’s a stupid person and she doesn’t understand a thing and she doesn’t want to understand…”

    Wow, he’s good.

    • Dox

      I wonder if being a vegan is like some kind of genetic defect.
      It can’t be a choice…. they must have been born that way.

  6. How can she see all the delicious hippy food with those glasses on?

  7. Balls Mcgee

    Less her, more Kelly Rowland, please.

  8. anonymous

    Nothing like wearing all leather to a vegan restaurant.

  9. JungleRed

    Is Blue Ivy going vegan too? Or just Cruella De Ville up there?

    • You do know that you can patronize a vegan restaurant without strictly being vegan yourself, right? But, yeah, maybe don’t go there all swaddled in cowhide*.

      *Although I am not even strictly vegetarian, I occasionally dine at a vegan restaurant around the corner from me, and I can’t rule out the possibility that I’ve gone there in one of the leather jackets that I own. Leather jackets THAT I INHERITED MY FATHER, so I’m not a hypocrite. Oh, screw you.

  10. Convex

    Beyonce has so much assholedness I can’t begin to list it all.

  11. it had to be said

    That white woman kind of looks like Beyonce, if Beyonce were white. Wait, what?

  12. Beyonce Leather Cow Vegan Restaurant
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
    Commented on this photo:

    Transvestite Michael Jackson is looking good today!

  13. gigi

    heifer…. 1) she has no clue; 2) it’s all faux & she’s f*ing with all of us; or 3) it’s soft, buttery & real and she’s completely evil ::shiver::

  14. Melli

    I don’t want to sound the alarm, but anyone else see a possible beginning of a baby bump?

  15. anonym

    following michael jackson religiously, bleached skin and all.

  16. What a twat.

    I’m not vegan, but I will say the Asian vegan/vegetarian restaurant near me has some of the best food I’ve ever eaten. I just don’t eat well enough to be vegan. It may not seem like it, but it takes money and time to be vegan if you want to actually be, you know, not malnourished as fuck.

  17. BDiddy

    I’m amazed that not one person has noticed that she is not wearing real leather. The leggings and sleeves of her top are not real leather, in fact they are vegan leather. This article is false.

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