Beyonce Wore This To A Vegan Restaurant

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2013

Presumably after placing a bet with Gwyneth Paltrow over who can be more annoying and pretentious when it comes to food, Jay Z announced on his blog (Please be called Dawg With A Blawg. Please be called Dawg With A Blawg. Please be called Dawg With A Blawg. *checks* Jigga, wha??) that he’s going vegan for 22 days and dragging Beyonce with him. Which was of course pure folly because Beyonce will tell the pyramids to check their shit, so walking into a vegan restaurant draped in cow flesh is nothing to her. She wipes her ass with your flan. (Is flan even vegan? Please don’t tell me either way.)

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