Good Morning, Beyonce, And Other News

December 23rd, 2013 // 13 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow made you a mixtape. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tom Cruise settled that lawsuit that made everyone hear his crazy words. [Dlisted]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- So Demi Lovato might have a good reason for quitting X Factor. [Fishwrapper]

- Amber Portwood was high the whole time she was on Teen Mom. [tooFab]

- In case you missed AIDS Chick (I’m calling her AIDS Chick.) because you have a life. [BuzzFeed]

- Julianne Hough went Christmas shopping in yoga pants. Bless you, Papa Noel. [Popoholic]

- Are wax statues anatomically correct? Just curious. [IDLYITW]

- Ali Larter in thigh high boots, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Britney Spears wants another baby. [Celebslam]

- Those are Rita Ora‘s nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kanye West just put a hit on Katy Perry. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Anchorman 2 lost to the second week of The Hobbit. Not good. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Jim Bob

    Fist

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks damned fine from this angle. Check out the spiderman bitch boots…just the thing to wear to church for Christmas mass.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That hair can easily be bought but obtaining those thighs is a more difficult matter.

  4. andie

    The AIDS chick coverage makes me want to go on a Duck Dynasty shopping spree. Who knows, maybe she is a bigot, but her tweet would indicate the opposite…racists generally don’t give a shit about healthcare disparities.

  5. anonymous

    She must really hate the other chicks from Destiny’s Child. She can buy strangers at Walmart $30k+ worth of gift cards but ex-bandmates are a half a step away from foodstamps.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn, my ass is fine. Hey, y’all, I’ma come over there and let y’all feel this fine ass!”

  7. crb

    Lookin good.

    However, because of the underwear, I find her lack of faith disturbing.

    She shoulda gone Jaimie Alexander.

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    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish she’d just go ahead and spread her cheeks on camera—just get it over with at this point.

    • J

      It would cause the entire world to vomit, this nasty bitch doesn’t even wipe her own ass and has flecks of shit caught in her ass hairs.

  9. J

    LMFAO at this fat ugly cow, go and drown yourself in $100,000 worth of alcohol you fake bitch.

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    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
    Commented on this photo:

    #fuck

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    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
    Commented on this photo:

    oh yes. closer!

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
    Commented on this photo:

    Well it was high time. Jay Z is ugly even for a black dude.

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