Because I don’t watch any “Housewives” show that doesn’t feature Bree Van De Kamp, I completely missed these shots of Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York) in a see-through top at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala this week. If this is her way of joining the ranks of Paris and Lindsay, I should point out those two also had unprotected sex with a blogger without laughing at his Star Wars sheets. Just tossing that out there. (I’ll start fluffing the Yoda pillows.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version that a bunch of heroic perverts emailed me about. You’ve made the world a better place, my friends.
Photos: Getty
If I had tits like that; I’d be wearing the same kind of shit. Love me some Bethenny… Go girl! Warning y’all, mama got into the Coronas; so my posts will be hella entertaining today.
Does anyone noticed her franken nipples?
@39 said it best! I can’t imagine a man wanting to wake up to that in the morning… unless he’s a struggling young “actor” looking for a meal ticket with boobs + a smidgen of pseudo-celebrity.
Those nips weren’t looking bad at all…. then I saw her face and lost my cookies! They should’ve photoshopped a paper bag over that hideous mug……
nice boobs :P
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Worthless trashy white broad who married some money…which seems to be the case with most of them these days. Not worthy of celebrity
If you want to be accepted by The Superficial as a celebrity then you can send your request with a photo of your nipples or cooter to us.Some of these photos we might publish here.
i think she is hot
just watched her on the today show
I would rail that until New Year’s. I would love to motorboat those things, and then shoot a nice big fat load into her.
ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE CREEPY CAMEL TOE?!?!? hahah you covered up the nipples but the camel toe isn’t exactly SFW
Ugly jew bitch.
Oookayyy…who in the world would want to see those nasty ass things? & what would possess her to go out there looking like that?! I would NEVER in a million years go out like that, soooo very classless!! You can’t expect people to take you seriously that way!! Yuck, put those old leather bags away woman!!
Nice! She’s old and looks great with no bra.
yuck. plastic grapefruit halves under her skin.
and where have i seen that “outfit” before? oh, yeah…on a hooker that hangs out near the dumpsters behind the Taco Bell…
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This two bit whore is taking the express route to 3 minutes of back page semi-notoriety. I swear, how pathetic has our culture become that some middle aged nobody goes and gets implants, shows them off to anyone with a $4 camera hoping to promote her “career as a chef” (some 6 day correspondence course she found on the back of a matchbook learning how to run celery through a Juice Tiger). Advice to this 3/4 amortized hag: go to your local junior college and get a certificate in something that may net you minimum wage at least. You know, like restaurant management. Oh, and put your implants away for Christ’s sake. Have a modicum of human dignity.
THIS WOMAN IS ANCIENT…AND UGLY! I FEEL LIKE SHE’S THE EMPORER, AND I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES SHE’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES! DOESN’T ANYONE ELSE SEE THIS????