Bethenny Frankel counts as a celebrity now

Because I don’t watch any “Housewives” show that doesn’t feature Bree Van De Kamp, I completely missed these shots of Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York) in a see-through top at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala this week. If this is her way of joining the ranks of Paris and Lindsay, I should point out those two also had unprotected sex with a blogger without laughing at his Star Wars sheets. Just tossing that out there. (I’ll start fluffing the Yoda pillows.)

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version that a bunch of heroic perverts emailed me about. You’ve made the world a better place, my friends.

Photos: Getty