Because I don’t watch any “Housewives” show that doesn’t feature Bree Van De Kamp, I completely missed these shots of Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York) in a see-through top at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala this week. If this is her way of joining the ranks of Paris and Lindsay, I should point out those two also had unprotected sex with a blogger without laughing at his Star Wars sheets. Just tossing that out there. (I’ll start fluffing the Yoda pillows.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version that a bunch of heroic perverts emailed me about. You’ve made the world a better place, my friends.
Photos: Getty
stephanie | June 13, 2009 at 11:42 pm
suck it!
stephanie | June 13, 2009 at 11:43 pm
ha!
hacksaw | June 13, 2009 at 11:45 pm
I’d hit it.
Mushroom | June 13, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Unripe.
Breakup Makeup | June 13, 2009 at 11:52 pm
who?
Schadrool | June 13, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Nice matzah balls!
Zippy the Wonder Slug | June 14, 2009 at 12:06 am
mmm…MILFpie, MILFpie!!!!
I’d like to motorboat those for a couple of hours!
holio | June 14, 2009 at 12:07 am
no camel toe?
Spoonman | June 14, 2009 at 12:23 am
She’s too old for me to want to click past those little stars.
bah | June 14, 2009 at 12:35 am
who the fuck is that?
quake | June 14, 2009 at 12:59 am
she knew what she was doing
Zee Brat | June 14, 2009 at 1:21 am
She is the only celebrity on any of the Real Housewives. She’s a chef. Nice tits Bethanny.
crowley | June 14, 2009 at 1:23 am
I’d also hit it
JMac | June 14, 2009 at 1:36 am
… because that’s NOT trashy.
vito | June 14, 2009 at 2:04 am
Too bad she’s not a Toyota. She’s got some miles on her…
annoying spelling bee champion | June 14, 2009 at 2:06 am
It’s Apollo. Not Appolo. Apollo. And to return to topic, I’d be all over that like a twenty dollar suit.
blindkangaroo | June 14, 2009 at 2:40 am
I don’t care who she is …. I’d tap that!
Dana | June 14, 2009 at 3:49 am
OMG does anyone see those scars underneath her boobs?! They look like freaking worm canals! Ewww…
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cracka ass | June 14, 2009 at 4:14 am
I’d lick her vag.
Venom | June 14, 2009 at 4:31 am
I would do Bethenny rotten and yes, I too am not happy that there was no camel toe.
Good work Bethenny, and keep it up.
freshym | June 14, 2009 at 4:55 am
Um… Is it just me or is her vag visible as well?
Rhialto | June 14, 2009 at 5:32 am
Hola!
brian t | June 14, 2009 at 6:21 am
#18 – that’s part of the dress, a bit of boob support reinforcement. Though I do think she’s had a boob job, they don’t hang naturally for their size. Oh well …
captain america | June 14, 2009 at 6:36 am
the secret?
…………………..WEARING NO BRA, folks!!
Ricor | June 14, 2009 at 8:05 am
Another random nobody, who cares. I only come here to laugh at these pathetic people who think they are of some value. Remember, their job is to entertain US, the masses. Can anyone say court jester??? I can’t think of a more demeaning job.
Ted Kennedy's tumor | June 14, 2009 at 8:11 am
Sorry Zippy, she is not a MILF. She is the only New York Housewife with no kids. I think she is divorced.
She is pretty hot for her age though!
Jack Nicholson | June 14, 2009 at 8:15 am
Am I the ONLY one that thinks she looks like me as the Joker?
Look at that evil smile!
Pottery Barn Outlet | June 14, 2009 at 8:22 am
Pottery Barn Outlet
Its interesting
the grapes of ROUGH | June 14, 2009 at 8:31 am
Those plastic compounds looks like a betrayal to mother nature dont they. Shes bangable though! im sure ill retract my glowing statement once i found who she is…
Fashion Reviewer | June 14, 2009 at 10:50 am
That is a great look. This is the kind of fashion that I can appreciate. Ladies you can go to dinner and a Play and then slide down a pole for truckers at the megaplaza. It is versatile and allows the wearer to express confidence and alertness. Please… “whomever”… let this be the beginning of a trend.
JaniceGunit | June 14, 2009 at 10:54 am
OMG, you guys are sooooo easy to impress. She is an old hag, her boobs look disgusting. She has totally had a boob job and her nipples look gross all smashed under that outfit. Her face is full of so much botox that she can’t even smile convincingly.
Super | June 14, 2009 at 10:59 am
Ew .. I don’t wanna see old witch tits.
lairnev | June 14, 2009 at 11:16 am
is that a sweat line on her legs?!?
Dee | June 14, 2009 at 11:19 am
How desperate is this chick to be famous?? seriously.
Kelley | June 14, 2009 at 11:27 am
Hideous fake tits … almost as bad as Posh Spice’s boob-job … bolt-ons. That jaw-line is enough to scare you !!
the grapes of ROUGH | June 14, 2009 at 11:32 am
Her areola is as coarse, as a disk of rice cake!
Rossi | June 14, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I’m going to agree with those who know that a lot of plastic surgery can’t really hide age. She looks like middle-aged Barbie after a few wealthy husbands and a mid-life crisis. Which is utterly unattractive.
Now where is the person who’s going to call us liars for finding that unappealing? The really desperate one who would hit that all night long and feels better about it by assuming we’re all in old-lady-pseudo-celebrity denial?
alfalfa | June 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Another nobody?
Dave | June 14, 2009 at 12:34 pm
never heard of her…
Kathleen | June 14, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Hot for her age but I hate her nose!
Wonder how plastic she is…
thebalterdirl | June 14, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Look at her mouth…isn’t that Jim Carrey in the Grinch who Stole Christmas?
She’s doable but would melt near a fire and something tells me she is wacked
just another reason to thank God for Japanese porn
Zee Brat | June 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Lol, she’s not a money grubbing whore like the other Housewives. She’s single Chef who writes a column in the New York Times.
Alli Watermelon | June 14, 2009 at 1:43 pm
That’s an ugly dress. Why does she look like Paula Abdul?
Mama Pinkus | June 14, 2009 at 2:42 pm
don’t know this gal but the bolted-on headlights distract from her striking eyes
God | June 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm
ummm
The hangy skin under her implants make my penis limp. Her sin can’t even support her implants, so gross. If God, i mean “i” didn’t give you nive big natural tits, then you should have stayed flat chested my dear.
Some is off about her eyes and her jaw could cut glass. NOT milfy.
lasdfja | June 14, 2009 at 3:40 pm
That’s some deep yummy camel toe
sickitten | June 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Bulemic jawline alert!
Anexio | June 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I’d fuck dat who-uh, Frankie. Oh yeah I would.