- Tom Cruise will finally prove that 80′s glam-rock wasn’t latently homosexual. — Wait. [Popeater]
- David Beckham imagines himself as Jesus getting a sensual massage from his Cherub sons. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]
- Vanessa Hudgens at the Beastly premiere. [Popoholic]
- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law should host the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]
- Heather Graham was not at the Oscars but decided to look hot anyway. [Hollywood Tuna]
- The Best & Worst Boobs at The Oscars, according to other women. [TheFrisky]
- Michelle Pfeiffer is on the business end of a Zac Efron. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Serinda Swan is in lingerie. [Maxim]
- As is Elise Crombez. [Celebslam]
- George Carlin: The Auto-Tune Remix. [BuzzFeed]
- God save the Queen…. [Heavy]
- Louis Farrakhan has a problem with Rihanna and “white folk”, but not Scientology. Makes perfect sense [Bossip]
- Canadian Jesus brought Selena Gomez to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. [TooFab]
- The Oscars weren’t very titillating, but… well you see where I’m going with this. [theCHIVE]
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LAST!
This chick has so much collogen injected she’s got the upper lip of HellBoy.
Does this mean you’re done with posts for the day? You used to do this at the end of the day. Seems the end of your day comes earlier and earlier
Am I missing out on something, or should I take it as a point of pride that I don’t know who this is? Did she sing for Skynyrd?
She is a former Real Housewife of New York City.
Ah, a point of pride it is then, thanks.
It looks like Steven Tyler doing a Shauna Sands impression… with Madonna arms
well incomparsion with “mike&Molly” from the last post. this woman is smoking.
She’s got a great body for being 40-ish and for having a kid a year ago. It’s a pity about that jawline, though.
Bulimia cheeks – big time. I agree on the sick body. You gotta give her props for that.
More like Bethenny Frankelstein…
See what I did there?
Seriously, c’mon dude. I don’t need to see this.
Especially on a fucking Monday.
Paris Hilton’s flapjack ass has met it’s soul sister. …or hole sister, as it were.
She’s in great shape but if we were getting down to it I would probably ask her to put on my Hillary Clinton mask. Granted I do that to everyone unless they look like a young Hillary Clinton.
Besides her terrifying forearms, elbow flaps, and flap jack ass, she really doesn’t look that bad.
I have no clue who she is. I’m guessing she is famous some how?
Her body really is in good shape, but I think she’s a bit too toned or something. Something’s not right.
Too skinny
Happy birthday Fish! Go celebrate with a huff of Charlie Sheen
Fake tits look rediculous on someone so emaciated their bones and veins are protruding all over the place. Bet that is one dried up spooge box!
Fk that’s funny.
I can’t stop laughing.
Nice.
ridiculous does not have an ‘e’ in it
Christ, that belly-button just winked at me.
not too keen on that elly, reminds me slightly of tara reid
Is she a celebrity ?
I feel sorry for those who can’t appreciate her beauty.
She looks great from the neck down. That face inspires nightmares.
Didnt she shit-out some kid 72 hours ago…Good for her…
She looks crazier than I feel when I don’t take medication on time !
Looks like her plastic surgeon’s liposuction machine conked out before he got to those cottage cheesey thighs.
She waxed him last night.
Bulimia! It does a body (blurgh!) good!
nice tits.
Those are some sad titties.
some women have problems with FAT americans!!
i just feel personally insulted that to this day she claims her boobs aren’t fake.
that gap can accurately be described as a cross between audrina partrige and paula abdul.
Shes said numerous times on her show that theyre fake…
With a little more fur on her feet she would be the hottest hobbit in hobbitown.
brown bagger.
i’m 5’4″ & 108lbs & she’s making me feel fucking fat right now. something’s not right about that.
I find her totally disgusting.
Make it stop!!! Come on, 1 piece would suit you better sugar
The one picture of her elbows looks like they belong on an 80 year old woman. And yes the half grapefruits on each side of her chest look horrible with her being so skinny!!!
Elbows of an 80 year old(back shot) and the breasts look like the surgeon inserted half a grapefruit under the skin.
Who is this Sea Hag ?
Great body, but she’s a “two bagger.”
What the hell is wrong with her chest? Gross.
Damn! They both look very sexy…I’d do them both =)
wow, get some regular margaritas!
Youck, hack, cough vomit
She is such a Princess…I’m so sick of her. From a chubby bride to a Bulimic/Anorexic, she is disgusting.
It’s like one of those weird illusion things, she only looks good if you don’t stand too close.
I’d rather bone a goat…or lilo.
salam
Skinnygirl presents Cylon Spine (for Ladiez)
I think it’s much better if you scroll down just enough so that her head isn’t in the screen.
AHHH! Madonna arms!