Bethenny Frankel’s in a Bikini Again and Other News

February 28th, 2011 // 59 Comments

- Tom Cruise will finally prove that 80′s glam-rock wasn’t latently homosexual. — Wait. [Popeater]

- David Beckham imagines himself as Jesus getting a sensual massage from his Cherub sons. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Vanessa Hudgens at the Beastly premiere. [Popoholic]

- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law should host the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]

- Heather Graham was not at the Oscars but decided to look hot anyway. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Best & Worst Boobs at The Oscars, according to other women. [TheFrisky]

- Michelle Pfeiffer is on the business end of a Zac Efron. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Serinda Swan is in lingerie. [Maxim]

- As is Elise Crombez. [Celebslam]

- George Carlin: The Auto-Tune Remix. [BuzzFeed]

- God save the Queen…. [Heavy]

- Louis Farrakhan has a problem with Rihanna and “white folk”, but not Scientology. Makes perfect sense [Bossip]

- Canadian Jesus brought Selena Gomez to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. [TooFab]

- The Oscars weren’t very titillating, but… well you see where I’m going with this. [theCHIVE]

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  1. Pantsless

    LAST!

  2. This chick has so much collogen injected she’s got the upper lip of HellBoy.

  3. Scott

    Does this mean you’re done with posts for the day? You used to do this at the end of the day. Seems the end of your day comes earlier and earlier

  4. Am I missing out on something, or should I take it as a point of pride that I don’t know who this is? Did she sing for Skynyrd?

  5. It looks like Steven Tyler doing a Shauna Sands impression… with Madonna arms

  6. well incomparsion with “mike&Molly” from the last post. this woman is smoking.

  7. Kizzy

    She’s got a great body for being 40-ish and for having a kid a year ago. It’s a pity about that jawline, though.

  8. More like Bethenny Frankelstein…
    See what I did there?

  9. Deacon Jones

    Seriously, c’mon dude. I don’t need to see this.

    Especially on a fucking Monday.

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    Melody
    Commented on this photo:

    Paris Hilton’s flapjack ass has met it’s soul sister. …or hole sister, as it were.

  11. She’s in great shape but if we were getting down to it I would probably ask her to put on my Hillary Clinton mask. Granted I do that to everyone unless they look like a young Hillary Clinton.

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    zilly
    Commented on this photo:

    Besides her terrifying forearms, elbow flaps, and flap jack ass, she really doesn’t look that bad.

  13. Mike

    I have no clue who she is. I’m guessing she is famous some how?

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    zilly
    Commented on this photo:

    Her body really is in good shape, but I think she’s a bit too toned or something. Something’s not right.

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    jason
    Commented on this photo:

    Too skinny

  16. somethingoriginal

    Happy birthday Fish! Go celebrate with a huff of Charlie Sheen

  17. man from canadia

    Fake tits look rediculous on someone so emaciated their bones and veins are protruding all over the place. Bet that is one dried up spooge box!

  18. Rancid

    Christ, that belly-button just winked at me.

  19. See Alice

    Is she a celebrity ?

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    Noway
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel sorry for those who can’t appreciate her beauty.

  21. Sugar

    She looks great from the neck down. That face inspires nightmares.

  22. Ill Rough you just the way you are

    Didnt she shit-out some kid 72 hours ago…Good for her…

  23. Charlie Manson's alter ego

    She looks crazier than I feel when I don’t take medication on time !

  24. Bieber Fever

    Looks like her plastic surgeon’s liposuction machine conked out before he got to those cottage cheesey thighs.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She waxed him last night.

  26. bitingontinfoil

    Bulimia! It does a body (blurgh!) good!

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    Kaywoodie Sucker
    Commented on this photo:

    nice tits.

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    Natalie
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are some sad titties.

  29. me

    some women have problems with FAT americans!!

  30. minx

    i just feel personally insulted that to this day she claims her boobs aren’t fake.
    that gap can accurately be described as a cross between audrina partrige and paula abdul.

  31. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    With a little more fur on her feet she would be the hottest hobbit in hobbitown.

  32. pessimism

    brown bagger.

  33. kara

    i’m 5’4″ & 108lbs & she’s making me feel fucking fat right now. something’s not right about that.

  34. priscilla

    I find her totally disgusting.

  35. Michael

    Make it stop!!! Come on, 1 piece would suit you better sugar

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    JV-H
    Commented on this photo:

    The one picture of her elbows looks like they belong on an 80 year old woman. And yes the half grapefruits on each side of her chest look horrible with her being so skinny!!!

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    Julie Hinton
    Commented on this photo:

    Elbows of an 80 year old(back shot) and the breasts look like the surgeon inserted half a grapefruit under the skin.

  38. See Alice

    Who is this Sea Hag ?

  39. Mike

    Great body, but she’s a “two bagger.”

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    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is wrong with her chest? Gross.

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    SoCal92627
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! They both look very sexy…I’d do them both =)

  42. san

    wow, get some regular margaritas!

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    Joel
    Commented on this photo:

    Youck, hack, cough vomit

  44. ctrnj

    She is such a Princess…I’m so sick of her. From a chubby bride to a Bulimic/Anorexic, she is disgusting.

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    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like one of those weird illusion things, she only looks good if you don’t stand too close.

  46. Smellers

    I’d rather bone a goat…or lilo.

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    zakaria
    Commented on this photo:

    salam

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    Herkimer Battle Jitney
    Commented on this photo:

    Skinnygirl presents Cylon Spine (for Ladiez)

  49. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Smith
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s much better if you scroll down just enough so that her head isn’t in the screen.

  50. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    AHHH! Madonna arms!

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