Bethenny Frankel’s in a Bikini Again and Other News

- Tom Cruise will finally prove that 80’s glam-rock wasn’t latently homosexual. — Wait. [Popeater]

- David Beckham imagines himself as Jesus getting a sensual massage from his Cherub sons. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Vanessa Hudgens at the Beastly premiere. [Popoholic]

- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law should host the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]

- Heather Graham was not at the Oscars but decided to look hot anyway. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Best & Worst Boobs at The Oscars, according to other women. [TheFrisky]

- Michelle Pfeiffer is on the business end of a Zac Efron. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Serinda Swan is in lingerie. [Maxim]

- As is Elise Crombez. [Celebslam]

- George Carlin: The Auto-Tune Remix. [BuzzFeed]

- God save the Queen…. [Heavy]

- Louis Farrakhan has a problem with Rihanna and “white folk”, but not Scientology. Makes perfect sense [Bossip]

- Canadian Jesus brought Selena Gomez to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. [TooFab]

- The Oscars weren’t very titillating, but… well you see where I’m going with this. [theCHIVE]

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