‘Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?’

June 8th, 2011 // 75 Comments

“Plastic surgery. I got them from plastic surgery.”

Here’s reality star – Easy, Edie Falco, easy. – Bethenny Frankel promoting her new Skinnygirl website at GNC yesterday, and keep in mind, she actually paid someone money to do this to her. It’s like she saw how unnecessarily complicated Michael Bay made the Transformers look, then went, “Do that to my face.” Seriously, her head probably transforms into a jet, that’s how malleable her cheekbones are right now.

ASSISTANT: Bethenny, you have a call.
BETHENNY: I’m busy. What do they want?
ASSISTANT: It’s Shia LaBeouf, and something about you never getting “the cube?”
BETHENNY: PRIIIIIIME!

Photo: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Bethenny Frankel
    Commented on this photo:

    if you have a cricket ball in this hand and a cricket ball in that hand, what do you have? a fucking big cricket, who’s getting blown

  2. Bethenny Frankel
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf…

  3. She reminds me of that scene in Brazil, where the mom is getting her face stretched.

  4. heather

    Doesn’t she always look like this?

  5. Rancid

    People should know that this broad isn’t smiling. That is actually how her face looks 100% of the time.

    She is a real hit at funerals.

  6. tony

    Why so serious?

    • Abby Normal

      Exactly what I was thinking. Must confess I’m kind of rooting for the Olsen’s to take out this joker…

  7. Richard McBeef

    it shall be killed with a generous application of fire.

  8. Poptart

    Wow fire marshall Bill has pretty hair.

  9. Deacon Jones

    “Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat Hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find, and they say “sneak!” Sneak? Very nice friend. Oh, yes, my precious. Very nice, very nice.”

  10. RoboZombie

    “We hates it!!”

  11. Bethenny Frankel
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I sense a very very slow celebrity news day.
    Also, that’s a damned big yap.

  12. just here for laughs

    It takes talent to be a crazy bitch through a joker-esque plastered on smile.

  13. Venom

    This chick is fucking hideous.

  14. reformed_druid

    Does she think she looks good? Those cheek implants look like they are about ready to explode out of her face.

  15. Bethenny Frankel
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Bethenny Frankel.

    Or as the kids know her, SpongeDope SquareBoobs.

  16. Anthony

    That looks exactly like the tranny i fucked in Frisco last winter.

  17. slappy magoo

    Someone’s been dancing with the devil in the pale moon light…

  18. Krissy

    I love Bethenny. But, I have always thought she looked… unusual. Poor girl, there’s no much she can do with that jawline.

  19. Sugar

    That’s one of the ugliest women I’ve ever seen. And she’s a multi-millionaire?? She’s only like 40. I’m only a couple years younger but she looks like she’s got 20 years on me easily. Horrific. But she does have a nice body. And she’s rich.

  20. Do they have plastic surgery that un-crosses eyes? Because that should be her next one.

  21. “Wait’ll they get a load of me.”

  22. fx35

    she looks like she used bad makeup combo from joker beauty line

  23. Have any of you ever seen a Glasgow Smile? You have now.

  24. mel

    her cheeks look like lady gaga’s shoulders.

  25. Abby Normal

    Let’s all pray that her next face transplant will be successful.

  26. Aasdasd

    Great body.

  27. Govt. Cheese

    Dictionary definition of Buttaface!

  28. The Pope of Cleveland

    Silly putty is a he’ll of a drug.

  29. Hickok

    She walkin’ round lookin’ like Michael with your money.

  30. Cardinal Fang

    Definitely a funhouse mirror face.

  31. Bethenny Frankel
    ladyfrugal
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s always reminded me of the puppet on SAW. Scary!!

  32. ladyfrugal

    Her face always reminded me of the puppet on SAW. Scary!

  33. J Bizzy

    Am I the only one who thought the thumbnail looked like Paula Abdul till I clicked on it???

  34. Bumfudge

    I think she’s attractive. Seriously, why are all of you so nasty?

  35. Angela

    It’s a good thing she didn’t go into giving people beauty advice because having a face like that would make people pay her to stop giving it. She is always dishing out diet advice and that appears to be doing wonders for her.

  36. twinkies mommy

    What scars?

  37. kara

    “that’s how many malleable her cheekbones are right now”. really? i’m not even sure what the hell you were trying to say when you formed that gem of a sentence.

  38. Bethenny Frankel
    American Meatgoat
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t look at the Ark!

  39. Bethenny Frankel
    PURPLEPEOPLEEATER
    Commented on this photo:

    Who gives a fuck about this shit?

  40. sparklepony

    HAGSVILLE

  41. Bethenny Frankel
    craig
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus. Are those feet or roots?

  42. the captain

    good god…………………..A SCARE-CROW?

  43. Amominous

    Doctor: “Let’s see how we did”
    [Bethanny, tired of the doctor fussing over the bandages, quickly removes them all. Doctor whispers, "My God!"]
    Bethanny: “Mirror…. Mirror!”
    [Doctor hands her a mirror. Upon taking a look at herself, she slumps on her chair and begins to weep]
    Doctor: “You understand that the nerves were completely severed, Ms. Frankel”
    [Bethanny starts laughing maniacally, shatters mirror on tray table]
    Doctor: “You see what I have to work with here”
    [Bethanny continues laughing hysterically, shoves the doctor away, knocks out the light by throwing the mirror and walks away, still laughing hysterically...]

  44. Mr Obvious

    Reminds me of the plot to the first Batman with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, where The Joker poisoned hygiene products. I guess she used the wrong combination and now can’t get the “Joker’s grin” from her.

  45. Bethenny Frankel
    Chet
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! Paula Abdul has really been hitting the cardio.

  46. JokerHardlyKNOWHER

    IT’S JUST PLAIN INCONSIDERATE TO BE LOOKING LIKE THIS, IT’S NOT FAIR TO THE REST OF US…#endscaryugly

  47. Hazel

    New lips.

  48. Hazel

    New lips and cheek implants. Check out older pictues of her, she had hollow cheeks and thin lips. Your cheek bone doesn’t grow out of nowhere and neither do lips get fuller with age.

  49. leenie

    She looks like a marionette.

  50. ryan

    never seen so many jealous people all on one site. she is laughing at you all the way to the bank. meanwhile; hows those cube steaks?

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