“Plastic surgery. I got them from plastic surgery.”
Here’s reality star – Easy, Edie Falco, easy. – Bethenny Frankel promoting her new Skinnygirl website at GNC yesterday, and keep in mind, she actually paid someone money to do this to her. It’s like she saw how unnecessarily complicated Michael Bay made the Transformers look, then went, “Do that to my face.” Seriously, her head probably transforms into a jet, that’s how malleable her cheekbones are right now.
ASSISTANT: Bethenny, you have a call.
BETHENNY: I’m busy. What do they want?
ASSISTANT: It’s Shia LaBeouf, and something about you never getting “the cube?”
BETHENNY: PRIIIIIIME!
Photo: Bauer-Griffin
if you have a cricket ball in this hand and a cricket ball in that hand, what do you have? a fucking big cricket, who’s getting blown
wtf…
She reminds me of that scene in Brazil, where the mom is getting her face stretched.
Good call. I was thinking the exact same thing.
whoa! exactly!
I’ve never seen a woman open her mouth that wide. You can see her liver.
Doesn’t she always look like this?
Yep. Doesn’t look like any new work to me.
People should know that this broad isn’t smiling. That is actually how her face looks 100% of the time.
She is a real hit at funerals.
Why so serious?
Exactly what I was thinking. Must confess I’m kind of rooting for the Olsen’s to take out this joker…
it shall be killed with a generous application of fire.
I see what you did there.
Wow fire marshall Bill has pretty hair.
“Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat Hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find, and they say “sneak!” Sneak? Very nice friend. Oh, yes, my precious. Very nice, very nice.”
Dang, nice quote. +10
“We hates it!!”
I sense a very very slow celebrity news day.
Also, that’s a damned big yap.
yeah plus wendy williams pulled this off yesterday and looked 1000x better
It takes talent to be a crazy bitch through a joker-esque plastered on smile.
This chick is fucking hideous.
It’s a chick, right?
absolutely NOT. chicks are young. that abortion up above qualifies for social security. she’s ‘old dame’ at best
Does she think she looks good? Those cheek implants look like they are about ready to explode out of her face.
Bethenny Frankel.
Or as the kids know her, SpongeDope SquareBoobs.
That looks exactly like the tranny i fucked in Frisco last winter.
San Fran or Frisco TX? Either way, I’ll avoid both.
San Fran. I like calling it Frisco because it gets the uppity idiots around here all upset.
you know frisco, tx? i was thinking the same thing though.
Frisco is heaven compared to Plano
Someone’s been dancing with the devil in the pale moon light…
…awesome
I love Bethenny. But, I have always thought she looked… unusual. Poor girl, there’s no much she can do with that jawline.
That’s one of the ugliest women I’ve ever seen. And she’s a multi-millionaire?? She’s only like 40. I’m only a couple years younger but she looks like she’s got 20 years on me easily. Horrific. But she does have a nice body. And she’s rich.
Do they have plastic surgery that un-crosses eyes? Because that should be her next one.
“Wait’ll they get a load of me.”
I see what you did there.
she looks like she used bad makeup combo from joker beauty line
“Love that Joker!”
Have any of you ever seen a Glasgow Smile? You have now.
her cheeks look like lady gaga’s shoulders.
Let’s all pray that her next face transplant will be successful.
Great body.
But her tits are fake !!
And the problem with that is…?
… that they’re fake …
Dictionary definition of Buttaface!
Silly putty is a he’ll of a drug.
She walkin’ round lookin’ like Michael with your money.
Definitely a funhouse mirror face.
She’s always reminded me of the puppet on SAW. Scary!!
Her face always reminded me of the puppet on SAW. Scary!
Am I the only one who thought the thumbnail looked like Paula Abdul till I clicked on it???
nope. i totally thought the same thing.
I think she’s attractive. Seriously, why are all of you so nasty?
Because she’s unattractive and rather nasty.
Nasty? We’re certainly entitled to our own opinions…and this ‘person’ is positively repulsive looking.
Nothing sexier than a leather skinned, middled aged anorexic chick with a crypt keeper face and two baseballs bolted onto her chest.
Right on …
It’s a good thing she didn’t go into giving people beauty advice because having a face like that would make people pay her to stop giving it. She is always dishing out diet advice and that appears to be doing wonders for her.
What scars?
“that’s how many malleable her cheekbones are right now”. really? i’m not even sure what the hell you were trying to say when you formed that gem of a sentence.
Don’t look at the Ark!
Who gives a fuck about this shit?
HAGSVILLE
Jesus. Are those feet or roots?
good god…………………..A SCARE-CROW?
Doctor: “Let’s see how we did”
[Bethanny, tired of the doctor fussing over the bandages, quickly removes them all. Doctor whispers, "My God!"]
Bethanny: “Mirror…. Mirror!”
[Doctor hands her a mirror. Upon taking a look at herself, she slumps on her chair and begins to weep]
Doctor: “You understand that the nerves were completely severed, Ms. Frankel”
[Bethanny starts laughing maniacally, shatters mirror on tray table]
Doctor: “You see what I have to work with here”
[Bethanny continues laughing hysterically, shoves the doctor away, knocks out the light by throwing the mirror and walks away, still laughing hysterically...]
Reminds me of the plot to the first Batman with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, where The Joker poisoned hygiene products. I guess she used the wrong combination and now can’t get the “Joker’s grin” from her.
Wow! Paula Abdul has really been hitting the cardio.
IT’S JUST PLAIN INCONSIDERATE TO BE LOOKING LIKE THIS, IT’S NOT FAIR TO THE REST OF US…#endscaryugly
New lips.
New lips and cheek implants. Check out older pictues of her, she had hollow cheeks and thin lips. Your cheek bone doesn’t grow out of nowhere and neither do lips get fuller with age.
She looks like a marionette.
never seen so many jealous people all on one site. she is laughing at you all the way to the bank. meanwhile; hows those cube steaks?