‘Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?’
“Plastic surgery. I got them from plastic surgery.”
Here’s reality star – Easy, Edie Falco, easy. – Bethenny Frankel promoting her new Skinnygirl website at GNC yesterday, and keep in mind, she actually paid someone money to do this to her. It’s like she saw how unnecessarily complicated Michael Bay made the Transformers look, then went, “Do that to my face.” Seriously, her head probably transforms into a jet, that’s how malleable her cheekbones are right now.
ASSISTANT: Bethenny, you have a call.
BETHENNY: I’m busy. What do they want?
ASSISTANT: It’s Shia LaBeouf, and something about you never getting “the cube?”