Bethenny Frankel Doesn’t Look At All Like Death In A Bikini And Other News

February 28th, 2012 // 46 Comments

- Kevin Federline understands the value of a family discount. [Dlisted]

- Judy Greer owns everyone. Fact. [Lainey Gossip]

- Not pictured: The new pair of shoes dangling off-camera. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton‘s breasts don’t care about America’s obesity problem. [Popoholic]

- Uma Thurman is pregnant again. “Will her feet still get bigger?” asks Quentin Tarantino. [TooFab]

- Jon Stewart explains to Rick Santorum how separation of church and state really works. [BuzzFeed]

- Stephanie Seymour looks worse Photoshopped than she does in real life. Don’t mess with that which God hath chiseled out of awesome with his cock. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jean Dujardin used to write and star in movies about French rapping surfers. No, really. [FilmDrunk]

- So Coco was Spider-man this whole time? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Dolly Parton‘s breasts are powered by fairy magic. That’s how I read this. [HuffPost Celebrity]

- Power Ranking the 25 Hottest Women in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- Jennifer Aniston is box office gold. [IDLYITW]

- Megan Fox is allowed to speak in public again. Oh, good. [Just Jared]

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  1. forrest

    well, it doesn’t differ much……………..

    • neo

      listen up fuck wad fat asses, bitch all you want, but this is how a REAL WOMAN should look like, you jealous fat asses

      • Alison

        There is not much real about this woman, buddy.

      • Marquise

        you need to STFU neo, you’re delusional to think this is how a “real woman” should look. You’re messed up in the head if your idea of a real woman is a fragile boney body with saggy skin and looking like she’s on crack. Wow you’re retarded

  2. old man

    despite the appearance of the flesh melting off her bones at certain angles, i guarantee if she was standing in front of you naked and asking for sex, 90+% of straight males would still say yes.

  3. rican

    I would do her good, and possibly even stay overnight for some morning sex.

  4. KV

    Yaiks !!! There comes a certain time, when a woman must realize that she doesn’t look good in a bikini anymore, time to change to a one piece.

  5. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    When you zoom in on her belly buttion, it sort looks like a mini vagina.

  6. Jack Ketch

    Gah !! Just the face alone, ewwww.

  7. celebutard

    Jesus. How close to the sun IS she?

  8. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Doctor Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    Until I saw the caption, I thought I was looking at one of the talking trees from Wizard of Oz.

  9. Vomitted

    It’s the brunette Cameron Diaz.

  10. dr.jimmy

    Well, after giving birth to her 1st child at 40, it’s perhaps the best how can her belly look.

  11. Dick

    Salamander in a bikini

  12. Jay

    Megan Fox can’t go away quick enough. How is she still relevant? Shouldn’t she be out blowing homeless dudes?

  13. Frank Burns

    Thanks for that reminder to pull my socks up.

  14. the 30 foot rule applies.

  15. I thought this chick was in her 60′s until someone said she’s 40. Holy crap, I’m 6 years older than she is and I don’t look that friggen bad.

  16. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Very sexy pics of Madonna from back when she was still in her 60′s.

  17. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Hit it I would, still much younger than me she is.

  18. DeucePickle

    Can’t she afford to do something with that Armageddon of a gut ?

  19. Jess

    She’s definitely been using Brand X

  20. Wink

    Until today I didn’t know a woman could be both flabby and emaciated. Well played, skinny girl.

  21. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally I get to see a Clitoris! Are they all this tiny?

    • MoJoTee

      I found a place where these “Clits” are down lower but the model leans back so that the photographer gets it down you see just as much of the delicacy (some are gigantic in comparison!) clearly given up here:

  22. Grand Dragon

    This is the best that career-minded, “in-shape”, strong, intelligent, working women in their 40′s have to offer?
    No wonder successful men in their late 40s and early 50′s stick with twenty-somethings.

    • Felonious Monkey

      What are you going on about? Who is this woman? Why is she relevant? Most older successful men get young chicks b/c of their money.

    • Mama Pinkus

      those 20 somethings love their sugar daddies – it’s funny how old rich men think they bag young chicks because they are all that, instead of realizing they are paying whores to be their arm and bed candy

  23. cc

    I liked her small but memorable part in ‘Bladerunner’.

  24. El Jefe

    She is lucky she has money, because she is definitely at trade in time. Past trade in time really.

  25. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Grand Dragon
    Commented on this photo:

    Her stomach looks like the leaf the asian guy draws in my cappuccino

  26. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I just lost my lunch.

  27. Raymay

    Boobs don’t look so bad.

  28. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Screw all of you. You guys are assholes. She looks amazing for having a child. You all should be ashamed. Your mothers carried you for 9, almost 10 months, with all the shit that comes along with being pregnant, all the crap your body goes through and everything that changes, and you’re here being dicks talking about how gross she looks? Your mothers would be ashamed you pieces of shit.

    • Sliver

      If she were an average, everyday, woman, I don’t think they’d have much to say. But let’s face it, this broad can afford to fix her gut and doesn’t. I am a girl who has had a child and I think she can afford to fix that shit. Sheesh.

      • kdd

        Excuse you? You think the answer is surgery? I think it’s great she’s down to earth and it’s great if she doesn’t want to waste her money on getting her stomach “fixed”. Furthermore she is trying to get pregnant again and just had a miscarriage, if she chooses to get it “fixed” I assure you it will be after shes done. She looks better than most people who haven’t even had kids. I’m over all of you. You’re all disgusting.

  29. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Try to always be photographed from this angle…

  30. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s why God (?) made one-pieces. sheesh.

  31. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it.

  32. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    there comes a time when all women should wear a one-piece.

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