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- Jean Dujardin used to write and star in movies about French rapping surfers. No, really. [FilmDrunk]
- So Coco was Spider-man this whole time? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Dolly Parton‘s breasts are powered by fairy magic. That’s how I read this. [HuffPost Celebrity]
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well, it doesn’t differ much……………..
listen up fuck wad fat asses, bitch all you want, but this is how a REAL WOMAN should look like, you jealous fat asses
There is not much real about this woman, buddy.
you need to STFU neo, you’re delusional to think this is how a “real woman” should look. You’re messed up in the head if your idea of a real woman is a fragile boney body with saggy skin and looking like she’s on crack. Wow you’re retarded
despite the appearance of the flesh melting off her bones at certain angles, i guarantee if she was standing in front of you naked and asking for sex, 90+% of straight males would still say yes.
80% of that 90% are asian men that nobody likes.
McFeely’s Law. You lose teh Interwebs.
I would do her good, and possibly even stay overnight for some morning sex.
Yaiks !!! There comes a certain time, when a woman must realize that she doesn’t look good in a bikini anymore, time to change to a one piece.
When you zoom in on her belly buttion, it sort looks like a mini vagina.
Gah !! Just the face alone, ewwww.
Jesus. How close to the sun IS she?
Until I saw the caption, I thought I was looking at one of the talking trees from Wizard of Oz.
It’s the brunette Cameron Diaz.
Well, after giving birth to her 1st child at 40, it’s perhaps the best how can her belly look.
Salamander in a bikini
Megan Fox can’t go away quick enough. How is she still relevant? Shouldn’t she be out blowing homeless dudes?
Thanks for that reminder to pull my socks up.
the 30 foot rule applies.
I thought this chick was in her 60′s until someone said she’s 40. Holy crap, I’m 6 years older than she is and I don’t look that friggen bad.
Very sexy pics of Madonna from back when she was still in her 60′s.
They had cameras that far back?
Hit it I would, still much younger than me she is.
Can’t she afford to do something with that Armageddon of a gut ?
If I had her money, I certainly would. You know she isn’t broke or anything.
She’s definitely been using Brand X
^ +1
Until today I didn’t know a woman could be both flabby and emaciated. Well played, skinny girl.
Finally I get to see a Clitoris! Are they all this tiny?
I found a place where these “Clits” are down lower but the model leans back so that the photographer gets it down you see just as much of the delicacy (some are gigantic in comparison!) clearly given up here: http://tinyurl.com/2tcnbl
This is the best that career-minded, “in-shape”, strong, intelligent, working women in their 40′s have to offer?
No wonder successful men in their late 40s and early 50′s stick with twenty-somethings.
What are you going on about? Who is this woman? Why is she relevant? Most older successful men get young chicks b/c of their money.
those 20 somethings love their sugar daddies – it’s funny how old rich men think they bag young chicks because they are all that, instead of realizing they are paying whores to be their arm and bed candy
Precisely, Mama Pinkus. The dolts.
I liked her small but memorable part in ‘Bladerunner’.
She is lucky she has money, because she is definitely at trade in time. Past trade in time really.
Uggh
Her stomach looks like the leaf the asian guy draws in my cappuccino
I think I just lost my lunch.
Boobs don’t look so bad.
Screw all of you. You guys are assholes. She looks amazing for having a child. You all should be ashamed. Your mothers carried you for 9, almost 10 months, with all the shit that comes along with being pregnant, all the crap your body goes through and everything that changes, and you’re here being dicks talking about how gross she looks? Your mothers would be ashamed you pieces of shit.
If she were an average, everyday, woman, I don’t think they’d have much to say. But let’s face it, this broad can afford to fix her gut and doesn’t. I am a girl who has had a child and I think she can afford to fix that shit. Sheesh.
Excuse you? You think the answer is surgery? I think it’s great she’s down to earth and it’s great if she doesn’t want to waste her money on getting her stomach “fixed”. Furthermore she is trying to get pregnant again and just had a miscarriage, if she chooses to get it “fixed” I assure you it will be after shes done. She looks better than most people who haven’t even had kids. I’m over all of you. You’re all disgusting.
Try to always be photographed from this angle…
that’s why God (?) made one-pieces. sheesh.
I’d hit it.
there comes a time when all women should wear a one-piece.