Bethenny Frankel Doesn’t Look At All Like Death In A Bikini And Other News

The Superficial / February 28, 2012

- Kevin Federline understands the value of a family discount. [Dlisted]

- Judy Greer owns everyone. Fact. [Lainey Gossip]

- Not pictured: The new pair of shoes dangling off-camera. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton’s breasts don’t care about America’s obesity problem. [Popoholic]

- Uma Thurman is pregnant again. “Will her feet still get bigger?” asks Quentin Tarantino. [TooFab]

- Jon Stewart explains to Rick Santorum how separation of church and state really works. [BuzzFeed]

- Stephanie Seymour looks worse Photoshopped than she does in real life. Don’t mess with that which God hath chiseled out of awesome with his cock. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jean Dujardin used to write and star in movies about French rapping surfers. No, really. [FilmDrunk]

- So Coco was Spider-man this whole time? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Dolly Parton’s breasts are powered by fairy magic. That’s how I read this. [HuffPost Celebrity]

- Power Ranking the 25 Hottest Women in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- Jennifer Aniston is box office gold. [IDLYITW]

- Megan Fox is allowed to speak in public again. Oh, good. [Just Jared]

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