Bethenny Frankel’s Divorce Is Going Well

If you’ve seen just one minute of Bethenny Frankel’s reality show, you’ve either already committed suicide or are not at all surprised to learn she’s getting a divorce from Jason Hoppy because she’s a crazy woman who actually thought airing her therapy sessions would make her look like a reasonable person capable of rational thought. Rational thought like protecting her image by suing her soon-to-be-ex-husband for full custody and child support despite sitting on $50 million of her own money that’s protected by a pre-nup. RadarOnline reports:

“Bethenny is beyond obsessed with money, sadly. Bethenny has worked tirelessly to control how she is portrayed in the press, and she is watching it now all start to unravel with divorce, and it has her freaked out,” the source says.
The former The Real Housewives of New York City star’s divorce turned ugly as she filed to have primary custody of their two-year-old daughter.
“Jason will file his response and will most likely seek joint custody of Bryn. Jason is also floored that Bethenny is asking for child support from him since she is worth at least $50 million. This divorce isn’t going to be amicable, by any means,” the source previously told us.

Of course, a simple way for Bethenny to protect her “empire” would be to let a father occasionally see his daughter and not sue his dick off for child support she doesn’t need. But then, of course, he “wins” and he cannot win. He ALWAYS wins by getting reasonable things a person should be allowed to have and she’s tired of it. God, just once can he listen to her without making valid, non-crazy points? That’s all she’s asking.

(A bunch of you are really looking forward to going home tonight, aren’t you? You’re welcome.)

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