BEST OF 2009: The Rihanna Nudes

December 30th, 2009 // 141 Comments

1. RIHANNA

Posted: 5/8/2009

When these photos hit the Internet and Rihanna stupidly confirmed them to be the real deal, they literally destroyed every single post on this countdown. To put things in perspective, you could find a remote cave in the Himalayas, ask the Sherpa inside if he saw the Rihanna nude pics, and he’d hand you a Yeti skull which is their way of saying “Are you fucking kidding me? Of course I saw that shit.”

So again, thanks, Chris Brown!

Original: Rihanna nude photos leaked online

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  1. FIRST YOU HOES

  2. The CreaseMasterThe CreaseMaster

    FIRST!

  3. The CreaseMasterThe CreaseMaster

    FIRST!

  4. timmy the dying boy

    This is stupid. Sure, the first pic is her, but the others could be anybody.

  5. LOLZ

    AND SECOND

    Hey, here’s a novel idea! Let’s see how long we can go before the racist remarks start coming in!

  6. Sheva

    Why is she fingering herself?

  7. duh

    Hey, LOLZ: Shows how racist you are expecting someone to post a racist comment. Go kiss Obama’s ass.

  8. Obama's ass

    uhhh.. uh.. uhh.. uh..

  9. Obama's asscrack

    Uh.. Rihanna is uh a uh a very talented individual. Uh.. she is a great role model for Sasha and Malia. Uhh..

  10. LOLZ

    Excellent logic from the appropriately-named ‘duh’. Carry on.

  11. Delgo

    Young Turk, Dark Crack

  12. tris

    is this the first time u guys are seeing these pics?? jeez. and riri already confirmed they are her. she took it for chris who was with her at the time. and she’s not fingering herself, she’s covering her p**sy. either way. the pics could have been worst.
    –she’s shown her boobs in photoshoots before so this is really tame. until i see some pu**y i wont be impressed. LOVE U RIRI!!!! lol. she hot though

  13. who dat

    Rihanna? F’ing Rihanna?!? Where are the ‘mo’ pix for joy boys like me?

    I want to see Chris Brown. I want to see Chris Brown’s rod buried deep in my bum.hole.

    That’s right. I’m gay and proud of it. Deal with it.

  14. DKNY

    She’s not hot. Why is this #1?

  15. Can somebody explain to me why she is popular? She is neither attractive nor talented. As far as I can tell, she got punched in the face for giving another horrible musician herpes and that’s about it.

  16. gosyco

    JUST DO IT

  17. Mister Bored

    HA! Way to piss off people going into 2010 by saying this was the top thing of 2009. Should have posted more Paris (herpes), Britney (insane), Lindsay (coked out) or some other chick that’s always in the spotlight for usually doing something wrong.

    Ha! This might actually incite a riot that’s been brewing for a while.

  18. gen

    @12

    No, I’m pretty sure she’s fingering herself. Most (nongay) guys find that kind of thing hot.

    @17

    Christ, how fucking stupid can you be. He has repeatedly said that these “Best of” photos are all the MOST VISITED. So he’s just posting these based on what all you retards clearly couldn’t get enough of.

  19. Loser!

    When will people realize that rihanna is a mental retard? AND, she’s not that hot looking; there’s hotter chicks at the mall. She’s got a sloped monkey forehead, a vacant vapid look, dead eyes, tree trunk legs and no tits. Let’s stop giving the black shitney spears any attention; she’ll dry up & blow away…

  20. jeffrey

    The fact that every time I turn around there’s a picture of Rihanna nude,doesn’t help her plight against domestic abuse…but what do I know. It’s a shame that youth is wasted on the young.

  21. pimp

    AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! *busts nut*

  22. I don't get it

    THIS IS #1?? FOR THE WHOLE YEAR?!

    Very very sad…::shakes head::

  23. The token gay

    There was no cock on this list? Not ONE? I want my money back superficial. This web sites blows more than I did last night!

  24. Sara

    I agree bad choice. Most people that go on here sure do have bad taste :(

    arggg. this was such a horrible year

  25. krys

    LOL@” you see hotter girls at the mall”

    Where in the fuck do you live?
    Certainly not in the US.
    Fact is, most women do have bodies that look that good. Say what you will about her face, but she has a nice bod.
    It’s funny how everyone is all “SHES NOT HOT WHY IS THIS #1?@!?@#? WAHFUCKINGWAH” but the reason this story is number 1 is because of the attention YOU all gave it. Go figure.

  26. krys

    I meant, “don’t have bodies that look that good.”
    Maybe it’s a little early to start on the New Year refreshments…

  27. Me

    Her thighs are too chunky.. Same thing goes for Beyonce come to think of it! Other than that, she’s got a hot bod. Suck it of yo ads don’t like!! Happy New Year, Superficial-holics!

  28. Me

    Her thighs are too chunky.. Same thing goes for Beyonce come to think of it! Other than that, she’s got a hot bod. Suck it if yo ass don’t like!! Happy New Year, Superficial-holics!

  29. Me

    Her thighs are too chunky.. Same thing goes for Beyonce come to think of it! Other than that, she’s got a hot bod. Suck it if yo ass don’t like!! Happy New Year, Superficial-holics!

  30. Dear Rihanna, get a better camera so we can see that hot ass more clearly. Thanks.

  31. Lola

    Her legs aren’t chunky, they’re just muscular. Sexier than stick legs.
    She’s got a hot body. Whoever said she had no tits is a blind moron. Either that, or he has bigger ones, HA!

  32. ohmy

    dam she needs to hang a sign on that giant azz sayin (wide load) with thunder thighs — how could anybody think that is hot hahaha

  33. more sexy pictures click my name directly~~~

  34. bmose

    Fuck this bitch and her dyke haircuts. Of all the straight haired negresses on the pop charts, she is the ugliest.

  35. deam

    lose those deam “stars” I wanna bussy and the boobs

  36. Primatologist

    This female will be used to foil the agressive habits of one of our older gorilla males at the monkey house. We are not willing to spend the money to buy a young female gorilla so this will have to do.

  37. LOLZ

    It took 37 comments. Looks like Superficial commenters are beginning to grow up. Congrats, guys.

  38. LOLZ

    Oops, wasn’t paying enough attneiton. Make that 35 comments.

  39. me again

    she’s so pretty – why does she feel the need to so these pics? There was no need. She’s acting just like every other desperate chick, looking for attention. She didn’t need it. She was already beautiful.

  40. I became a even bigger fan after these pics! i love her body and im glad i got to see it exposed

  41. she want that for more public coming on tv. all the scandalous scene do the spicy of star’s life…

  42. unknown

    gosh…Rihanna has a better body than 90% of white girls. If u think she isnt hot than u’ve got to be so damn blind or stupid…S-T-U-P-I-D!
    even though she isnt the beauty herself, i dont like her forehead nor her nose, she kind of has a certain graciosity. Who has never taken a naughty pic to their gf or bf? the thing is that Chris Brown was a damn idiot and childlike to expose her that way. If she gets back to him, she deserved all that beating, because, once he beats u, he will do it over aand over again…

    People dont change!

  43. John

    Good stuff, but this is still her best shot if you ask me
    http://imagelump.com/?f=a&v=fghbv.jpg

  44. Izzy

    WOW, judging from the comments there are A lot of bitter, tiny dick white boys visiting this site. Continue jacking off you’re micropenis to her pictures you nasty crackers because it will be the closest thing you’ll get to a black woman. Must piss you off. LOL

  45. Rihanna has a gorgeous figure, the photos are not so clear. I hope some clear photos are posted.

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  47. She is neither attractive nor talented. As far as I can tell, she got punched in the face for giving another horrible musician herpes and that’s about it.

  48. looks fake,can not believe

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