BEST OF 2009: Milla Jovovich Naked Time

December 30th, 2009 // 104 Comments

3. MILLA JOVOVICH

Posted: 9/8/2009

If these pics of Milla Jovovovich were ever removed from the Internet, the very fabric of our existence would be sucked into the resulting gap. That’s how much you guys liked looking at her vagina. Or cardboard boxes, I go back and forth.

Original: Milla Jovovich is totally nude

Photos: Purple
superficial

  1. grobpilot

    Nice tits.

  2. supersucks

    FIRST

  3. tamale

    FIRSTTTTTT

  4. bR1@n

    Needs a shave.

  5. salsa

    Nice… Very nice!

  6. red blooded man

    These pix of Mila don’t just belong on the best of 2009 list, They belong on all of those best of the decade lists that are out there.

    thank you for posting them again. I’m going to close my door for a few minutes, if you need me just wait for the release.

  7. red blooded man

    These pix of Mila don’t just belong on the best of 2009 list, They belong on all of those best of the decade lists that are out there.

    thank you for posting them again. I’m going to close my door for a few minutes, if you need me just wait for the release.

  8. Sam Hain

    best…face….ever…
    nice tits, too!

  9. JiggaJay

    TOO SKINNY FOR ME. EAT A SANDWICH BITCH!!

    THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULDN’T CHOKE HER AND SMACK HER AROUND WHILE BANGING THE SNOT OUT OF HER AND TELLING HER SHE’S A LIL PIECE OF SHIT….

    MAYBE THAT’S JUST ME

  10. McMatey

    Those pics are going to haunt her kids forever, nice tits and face :)

  11. Sam Hain

    best…face….ever…
    nice tits, too! I would definitely wear that shit like a hat!

  12. Randommolecules

    Eastern European girls are so pretty. Last time I went to poland and surrounds a 2 years ago, i didn’t wanna come back. 3 months ago, I got a cheap flight to Copenhagen for 3 days. I only got one word to comment them, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I’m 6″ and feel ok about my height around girls in UK and States. There? I feel like a midget (exaggerate), cause all the hot girls are 5.7′ and above. It’s like being in heaven.

  13. Deano

    Beautiful face and eyes,little thinner than I like but fucking gorgeous.Great nipples and I would eat her ass all day

  14. Maximus

    Don’t know what #2 and #1 will be, but the list could stop here and I’d be happy.

  15. flappyflap

    Love the fur. Never understood those who want the clean shave. Stunning.

  16. david

    leelu dallas multipass

  17. Donnie Brassballs

    Natural and nice. A plus in my bang book

  18. Anonymous

    Tits = gross.
    face is nice. Otherwise looks a bit like a boy, but she looks great in all her movies so maybe its just the black and white photo scheme.

  19. Sabrina

    Tits = gross.
    face is nice. Otherwise looks a bit like a boy, but she looks great in all her movies so maybe its just the black and white photo scheme.

  20. Sabrina

    Tits = gross.
    face is nice. Otherwise looks a bit like a boy, but she looks great in all her movies so maybe its just the black and white photo scheme.

  21. als10point

    She is a prime example of why I believe in Intelligent Design vs Evolution – this shit did not happen by accident!

  22. svelten john

    jovovich needs a new jersey meathook and nothing less http://www.crassanova.com/2009/12/the-fishhook/

  23. Erica

    Fantastic.

  24. Parker

    Like most people. when I see these photos all I can think of is how much I want to have anal sex with her yet the ass shots were left out of this “Best Of” post. I have to wonder why. From the front she looks like a long-haired boy with a vag. Maybe you like adolescent trannies? Well that’s fine but I prefer adult women and only from the back does she look like one so please include an ass shot for New Years.

  25. chav

    Horrid nipples they look ‘industrial’ and belly button.

  26. chav

    Horrid nipples they look ‘industrial’ and belly button.

  27. spicy

    why are her nipples like that? they are very distracting i dont like them

  28. Yes, she is too skinny. Yes, she has little bitty titties (That is what God does when you are skinny).

    Milla is only #3 and you’ve already used chocolate Heidi. Either you are on crack or I missed some pics.

  29. ME

    Some comments here scream “delete me!” but noone will do, cause it’s a free world – I don’t like her body shape either, but thats no reason to get into an underclass slang ’bout pervert dreams of things you wanna do to her…
    C’mon Boys – what about a little respect to this skinny person .
    Why are u so disgusting?

  30. Don

    If you like a girl’s body to look like a 13 year old boy then I can see why you would like these pics……

  31. Don

    If you like a women’s body to look like a 13 year old boy then I can see why you would like these pics……

  32. Don

    If you like a women’s body to look like a 13 year old boy then I can see why you would like these pics……

  33. PatinNJ

    Beautiful!

  34. more sexy pictures click my name directly~~~
    Those are some um…interesting nipples to say the least. Yikes. #16, Why does she need to “shave down there”? It’s well manicured. Oh, I forgot….shaving your vag completely BALD like a toddler is what’s sexy. She’s an adult woman, a mother, not some sorority whore in college.

  35. Nostalgia

    Where were these picks of her when I was a teenager?

  36. OOHWEE

    I would like to meet her!! I’M FOR REAL!!!

  37. I adore her! I’m so happy that she’s having a baby! I was a bit worried when she said a while back that her body was not suited for a baby yet, so this was a happy surprise!

    I’m also glad she’s enjoying the changes to her body! She’s always been so fit!

  38. jojod

    Perfection

  39. Beautiful, beautiful nips. And everything else for that matter.

  40. jennifer hammond

    I know this is as surprise to you pedo’s, but when little girls become big girl’s they grow pubic hair ! Women have pubic hair, thats the way it is, but you guys wouldn’t know since u are used to looking at 5 year old child porn and expect women to look like that.

  41. Stooge Caramel

    Am I the only person who looks at this photo and sees pure man ? No hourglass shape, just replace the stars with a penis and flat chest and it’s a perfect sculpture of David by Donatello – David as a young boy, that is (and Milla is even thinner than him).

    Why is this supposedly ideal woman a near match for a sculpture of a young boy created in the 1500s?

    She has great legs and a pretty face but it’s all boy rack from the knee to neck.

    • Audrey

      yes, you are- cuz personally, I’d be frightened to death if I saw a man that femineine, especially with boobs and those eyes! Maybe you just hang around men too much and now that’s all you see everywhere.

      and very VERY few women have hourglass shapes. You want an hourglas shape? Find Taylor Swift. Please stop with the surpeme fail and hate. You may not be able to get slim women, tough. don’t be nasty to them.

  42. carolina

    I’m sorry but this girl has a young boy’s body. No hips at all. She will never be able to give birth naturally one day. Do men seriously prefer these types of bodies now? I’m fucked.

    • Audrey

      if she doesnt have hips, how can she walk?! o_O

      and you mean, NATURALLY pretty, slender, healthy, cute boobs? Then I guess so, chubbers :D

  43. djcorbijn

    What’s with all the homophobic and pedophilia remarks to her? Is there some other fantasy rolling around in some of the minds here? I find it weird when someone says she looks like a naked 14 year old boy because I really don’t know any naked 14 year old boys to compare her to. Why, because that’s not what enters my mind when I look at her. I see a beautiful, naked woman. If she trims or shaves so what? I would rather look at that than something that looks like Osama Bin Ladens face. There are some fucked-up people who post on this site. But if naked little boys are what turn these fucks on, it’s a good thing this country is building more prisons every day.

  44. djcorbijn

    What’s with all the homophobic and pedophilia remarks about her naked body? Is there some other fantasy rolling around in some of the minds here? I find it weird when someone says she looks like a naked 14 year old boy because I really don’t know any naked 14 year old boys to compare her to. Why, because that’s not what enters my mind when I look at her. I see a beautiful, naked woman. If she trims or shaves so what? I would rather look at that than something that looks like Osama Bin Ladens face. There are some fucked-up people who post on this site. But if naked little boys are what turn these fucks on, it’s a good thing this country is building more prisons every day.

  45. I really don’t like these skinnies, I prefer Coco T. :)

  46. She. Is. Amazing!

  47. joho777

    Milla Jovovitch has the all-time great face. And really nice nipples, too.

    It’s sad to see the pedophiles come wriggling out from under their rocks like pasty-white slugs when a little body hair is visible. You would think that the pervs would have the sense try to hide their preferences a little better.

    Immature females are not sex objects, no matter how you weirdoes have trained yourselves.

    Try it with a mature female for a change. It is not only healthier for you mentally (and legally), but real women are a lot more fun.

Leave A Comment