8. MEGAN FOX
Posted: 12/3/2009
Despite the fact these were about as real as Xenu holding the Baby Jesus on Santa’s lap, you guys flocked to these Photoshopped pics of Megan Fox that were allegedly “hacked” from her computer. Which proves that instead of using a script for Transformers 3, Dreamworks should pay me $1 billion to break into Megan’s house and film her peeing while I talk like Optimus Prime. Now, I’m not saying they’ll make a 587% return on their investment, I’m guaranteeing it.
Original: The Megan Fox ‘Hacked’ Nude Photos
Photos: Fake Celebrity: NSFW



























Laura | December 28, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Wow she really is such an attractive and beautiful woman! She has got such piercing blue yes and with her dark hair it looks so good.
Ashley | December 28, 2009 at 2:23 pm
@ Laura – Your’e talking about her eyes and dark hair!? LOOK AT THAT ASS! OH MY GAWD that thing is perfect!
Django | December 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Cmon fishmeister, do something right… Bar Refaeli #1!
Angie | December 28, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Slut
Pud.Kaplan | December 28, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Stolen from a Kindgirls shoot:
http://www.kindgirls.com/photo2/hegre/jula_6354/jula/16/9/10-2007/
djfred | December 28, 2009 at 3:51 pm
No real? They’re not not even of the same breasts. More proof that most Superficial readers have never seen, much less touched, a real woman.
gen | December 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm
@2
Except it’s not hers. Hers is probably much smaller and less round.
bb | December 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm
@#6 (djfred) I would be scared to see what you’re “touching”! Proof? Where?
Fuck you, douche bag.
Just me | December 28, 2009 at 4:31 pm
So obvious these were fakes. The real Megan Fox has thoes. (Fingers that look like toes.)
dtizzle | December 28, 2009 at 4:31 pm
#8 (bb), #6 is right.
#8, when you’re wrong the best thing to do is STFU. The pics are obviously fakes – each one has a different body.
So STFU.
bribios | December 28, 2009 at 4:42 pm
What the hell I thought it was common knowledge these pics were fake. You want proof? Try google, and get a few dozen sources confirming it. If real pics of Megan Fox came out that shit would dominate the news.
sensiitive guy | December 28, 2009 at 4:44 pm
You know who I feel sorry for? The incredibly beautiful women – yes, clearly this is more than one – who AREN’T being recognized for their physical perfection, just because Ms. Fox piercing blue eyes and the rest of her head are slapped atop THEIR hot, naked bodies.
We MUST find out who these women are, and give them their moment of tribute – and if you, Senor Fish, are too busy, then I will take this task to heart. Please, beautiful naked women pictured here – and you know who you are – contact me, with proof, of course, and I will make sure your praises are sung. Not sure how to reach me? Just leave the shade open… I’ll find you . :)
bb | December 28, 2009 at 5:02 pm
@#10 I know they are fakes, you fucking retarded fool. The “proof” comment was directed at #6 saying that “More proof that most Superficial readers have never seen, much less touched, a real woman.”
That comment (of his) doesn’t prove anything, hence the reason for my “Proof? Where?” blurb.
Get it now, moron? (now that I spelled it out for you)
Narcissist | December 28, 2009 at 5:19 pm
That Transformers 3 idea sounds like gold. Platinum! She could be naked, and illiterate comic relief Transformers could hump her leg and speak of their inexplicable attraction to a flesh thing they never knew existed. With lots of explosions.
Like Transformers 2, but naked.
dtizzle | December 28, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Oh, #13 (bb), my mistake. You’re right.
You’re not saying the pics aren’t fakes, but have no trouble showing that you’re a moron who gets ripped by what anonymous people you’ll never meet and have no influence on your life say about your anonymous online profile.
I bow to your obvious genius, sir!!
rob | December 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm
thank you pud for posting the kind girls link…really thank you
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Rugles | December 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm
These pics are obvious fakes. The real Megan Fox has “Toe Thumbs”.
julie | December 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm
I was promised a tit parade… and you stop here? Am I the only one who feels ripped off??
julie | December 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm
I was promised a tit parade… and you stop here? Am I the only one who feels ripped off??
Ass | December 28, 2009 at 8:49 pm
holy fuck… who’s body does that ass belong to!?
must… see… more…
really? | December 28, 2009 at 9:03 pm
am i the only who sees that the nipple is a different size/shape in every picture? somethings weird about this
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valentines day presents | December 28, 2009 at 9:59 pm
We all know its a fake pic, its not the real Megan Fox. I wish though it would have been her.
LUCI LIU | December 28, 2009 at 10:19 pm
THESE PICS CAN”T BE REAL. HER ASS LOOKS LIKE SHE’S HAD IMPLANTS.
eatme | December 28, 2009 at 10:31 pm
not only were the images fake, but they had been around on the net for ages for fucks sake. Shit, if you had simply image googled “megan fox nude” (yes, trust me, that is the first thing that men do to get naked pictures of a celebrity) these and many other “yovo” images have been easy to find. In particular, the ass one has been in pretty much every megan fox yovo collection. This was stupid that you even entertained the possibility that these were real (PS, you also said the Rihanna one’s were fake when they are genuine).
Andrew | December 29, 2009 at 1:49 am
i love her sexy body and her piecing blue eyes and the black long beautiful hair that she has
Nique | December 29, 2009 at 5:58 am
#5 those chicks on kind girls look far better than most of the celebs!
Boogeyman King Dong | December 29, 2009 at 10:47 am
This must be quite a honor to Megan Fox.Being posted here in the last days of 2009.
rosebud | December 29, 2009 at 3:02 pm
well, this will help me not eat for a week.
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Apkar | December 30, 2009 at 1:48 am
@ 7 and 18
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THANK YOU! God damn I’ve been saying that since the first fucking Transformers movie (you know the seen i’m talking about, when she has her head pressed against the steering wheel). OMG what a releaf…. whew… I thought i was the ONLY person who noticed. Yeah, her thumbs freak the shit outta me.
Mclogan | December 30, 2009 at 11:27 am
That might be her but I would think they would be more detailed like her boobs perfect likenshe just got breast inplants and her ass well I don’t know but perfect and I’m in the middle.
Throoper | December 30, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Its sad to say, but I know whose body this is: Orsi Kocsis. I don’t have a link to this picture, but it is definitely her.
Throoper | December 30, 2009 at 1:39 pm
sorry, the third picture.
hihi | December 30, 2009 at 4:13 pm
HAHAHA – thanks for the pictures, they all show different bodies donning Megan’s head
pic 2 may very well be Orsi Kocsis
pfft | January 2, 2010 at 4:12 am
what’s up with the tits? they look different on every picture…
Hidup Berani Untuk Gagal | January 2, 2010 at 10:02 am
i think megan fox will “transfrom” this year awww! =D
TJ | January 2, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Who gives a f**k she`s sexy &i want sex with her fake tits or not
TJ | January 2, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Who gives a f**k she`s sexy &i want sex with her fake tits or not
TJ | January 2, 2010 at 10:07 pm
#38 u give her a D i give her A++
weight loss | January 4, 2010 at 3:02 am
Color is really good, to lose weight
quidam | January 5, 2010 at 11:05 am
I still think her main problem is that she just hasn’t been fucked hard enough. Get Max Hardcore out of jail and he could do a ‘Max Extreme’ movie with her and give her the ‘it-could-be-worse’ perspective.
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david | January 14, 2010 at 9:00 am
it’s not her!!!! ;)
me | January 25, 2010 at 12:29 pm
what a great stalking picture by the photographer
who cares about there safety whats important is a good rating
to bad the stars did not carry guns they could shoot the stalking photographer
m65 field jacket | January 30, 2010 at 4:49 pm
they actually look real, she is hella sexy
nick wilson | February 14, 2010 at 12:26 pm
i dont even care if the pics are fake there sweet
erkekvemoda | May 29, 2010 at 5:24 am
thx….but i dont even care if the pics are fake there sweet
filmizle | May 29, 2010 at 5:25 am
she is wonderful and sexy thx mate :)