BEST OF 2009: Heidi Montag Gets ‘Nude’

December 27th, 2009 // 79 Comments

5. HEIDI MONTAG

Posted: 8/14/2009

We’re already halfway through the Top 10 Most Visited Posts of 2009, and somehow Heidi Montag is sitting at #5. Heidi Montag. And she’s not really naked! I’m sorry, folks, but this is for your own good.

*puts Internet’s nose in Heidi’s face*

Bad, Internet. Bad. No.

Original: Heidi Montag in Playboy

Photos: Playboy
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  1. Jim

    If only her personality matched her smokin’ hot body.

  2. ctx

    First!!

  3. Mike_Rioux

    I hate her so much.

  4. ctx

    That’s one chic i wouldn’t pull out of…. ugh ugh!! skeet skeet!

  5. pie

    Whose face is that?

  6. If only she played in traffic more often – blindfolded. And while I’m at it, f*ck Playboy for allowing people to NOT be naked. I guess they’re really testing that whole, “I buy it for the articles” theory. Idiots.

  7. Ljute Fisk

    I CAN’T FAP TO THIS!!!!1!

  8. Donnie Brassballs

    Playboy has become as obsolete as Hefner’s balls.

  9. mer

    What the fuck is wrong with her face???

  10. Yer Gay

    #9 – what the fuck is wrong with a person who sees these pictures of her body, but instead notices her face????

  11. JiggaJay

    I DESPISE THIS BITCH

    HOWEVER I WOULD THROAT FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER THEN SHOVE IN HER FAT ASS

  12. Raiko

    No doubt about it, a beautiful girl. But in my opinion, that insipid and juvenile personality she has cancels out her physical attributes. After sex, the conversation must be a mind-numbing hell.

  13. Sebastián

    The GAAAME!

  14. Aerialgreen

    Ay Superfish writer, “what” did Spencer/Twater offered you in exchange for this? head from him or Heidi? or both at the same time?

    Mark my words brotha, Brooke Hogan pictorial within the next four “best of 2009″ here at the fish…

  15. JiggaJay

    I WISH SHE WAS MORE OF SLUT

  16. david

    @11

    hear hear!

  17. Randal

    This is certainly one woman that deserves being part of the Best of 2009 list in the entertainment industry. She has defined beauty, making a name for herself with her hit show The Hills, as well as maintaining a strong pop career with her musical talent. Topping it off, she shared the perfection of her body with many privileged men in Playboy.

    Top notch to you, Heidi, for being TOPS in 2009!

    Randal

  18. gen

    @17

    Go away! She is not talented, and she has no pop career! And she has a horse face. Not in this photo shoot, but you know it’s there…

  19. mymy

    hahahahahahahahahhahaha
    oh randal.

  20. mymy

    hahahahahahahahahhahaha
    oh randal.

  21. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Must we have to look at this talentless pig again?

  22. star Heidi Montag aka Heidi Pratt took off her clothes for a new photo shoot for Playboy Magazine. As the attention seekers she and her husband Spencer Pratt are, they made

    more sexy pictures click my name~~~

  23. Puddin' Taine

    I’d still have hate sex with her, over and over again.

  24. The Cock

    I would put my throbbing 12 inch member into her tight hole and not pull out! I would pump her full of my cream puddin’

  25. Puddin' Taine

    @24: That’s the spirit ol’ chap!

  26. I love Heidi for her mind.

  27. tea

    A source says the newlywed had a lot of fun during the photo shoot: “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it.” Heidi will be the cover girl in the September issue of the famous men’s magazine. Husband Spencer Pratt approves!

  28. sexycutie

    Amazine! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on ____BlackwhiteFinder.com ____and many hot picture are shown…so man fans show so much interesting to her there, oh, really? it is nice to enjoy more about it…

  29. OMG

    Photos of Heidi Montag on Unitard Universe – a site with nothing but pics of celebs in unitards and jumpsuits – http://www.unitarduniverse.com/tag/heidi-montag/

  30. Brit Boys Are Hot

    Where is her neck????

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  32. she is so attrative. the figure is hot.

  33. she is so attrative. the figure is hot.

  34. Nameless

    She is not bad from a physical standpoint. I think her stupidity and her douchebag of a bf makes her more unattractive.

  35. Reality star Heidi Montag or Heidi Pratt, who was recently hospitalized in Costa Rica after being tortured on “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here”, stripped off her clothes to pose for Playboy.
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  36. Hi Guy’s,
    She has defined beauty, making a name for herself with her hit show The Hills, as well as maintaining a strong pop career with her musical talent. Topping it off, she shared the perfection of her body with many privileged men in Playboy.

  37. kingofbeer

    Jesus approves.

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  39. I think she’s hot!!! Whats wrong with u guys? ;)

  40. no clue who she is, but id smack my junk on her face a few times

  41. Darth

    We’d almost forget that her body,aside of being a bit yellowish,is/was pretty hot.

  42. We all know this girl has a HUGE horseface and even after nose job surgery isn’t pretty but the photochoppers did a great job on these photos.

  43. Galtacticus

    #42 Probably was pretty hot.The bodies of these bitches are as much fluctuating as their ‘career’ does.

  44. sdgdfgdfghh

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ M i l l i o n a i r e S o c i a l. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy.______TTTTTTTT_____

  45. Boogeyman King Dong

    Doesn’t look like ma regular getto bitches.But still a tight looking navel.

  46. Myunderpants

    WOW , what an extremly cool MAXIM spread, HAAHAHA

  47. #47 Myunderpants – exactly!!

  48. frankiestage

    Heidi is very fine.

  49. shushi

    She looks like MacCaulay Caulkin with tits in that photo.

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