BEST OF 2009: Heidi Montag Gets ‘Nude’

December 27th, 2009 // 79 Comments
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5. HEIDI MONTAG

Posted: 8/14/2009

We’re already halfway through the Top 10 Most Visited Posts of 2009, and somehow Heidi Montag is sitting at #5. Heidi Montag. And she’s not really naked! I’m sorry, folks, but this is for your own good.

*puts Internet’s nose in Heidi’s face*

Bad, Internet. Bad. No.

Original: Heidi Montag in Playboy

Photos: Playboy
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Comments (79)

  1. Jim | December 29, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    If only her personality matched her smokin’ hot body.

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  2. ctx | December 29, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    First!!

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  3. Mike_Rioux | December 29, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    I hate her so much.

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  4. ctx | December 29, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    That’s one chic i wouldn’t pull out of…. ugh ugh!! skeet skeet!

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  5. pie | December 29, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Whose face is that?

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  6. sichuevos | December 29, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    If only she played in traffic more often – blindfolded. And while I’m at it, f*ck Playboy for allowing people to NOT be naked. I guess they’re really testing that whole, “I buy it for the articles” theory. Idiots.

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  7. Ljute Fisk | December 29, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    I CAN’T FAP TO THIS!!!!1!

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  8. Donnie Brassballs | December 29, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Playboy has become as obsolete as Hefner’s balls.

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  9. mer | December 29, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    What the fuck is wrong with her face???

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  10. Yer Gay | December 29, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    #9 – what the fuck is wrong with a person who sees these pictures of her body, but instead notices her face????

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  11. JiggaJay | December 29, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    I DESPISE THIS BITCH

    HOWEVER I WOULD THROAT FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER THEN SHOVE IN HER FAT ASS

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  12. Raiko | December 29, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    No doubt about it, a beautiful girl. But in my opinion, that insipid and juvenile personality she has cancels out her physical attributes. After sex, the conversation must be a mind-numbing hell.

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  13. Sebastián | December 29, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    The GAAAME!

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  14. Aerialgreen | December 29, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Ay Superfish writer, “what” did Spencer/Twater offered you in exchange for this? head from him or Heidi? or both at the same time?

    Mark my words brotha, Brooke Hogan pictorial within the next four “best of 2009″ here at the fish…

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  15. JiggaJay | December 29, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    I WISH SHE WAS MORE OF SLUT

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  16. david | December 29, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    @11

    hear hear!

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  17. Randal | December 29, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    This is certainly one woman that deserves being part of the Best of 2009 list in the entertainment industry. She has defined beauty, making a name for herself with her hit show The Hills, as well as maintaining a strong pop career with her musical talent. Topping it off, she shared the perfection of her body with many privileged men in Playboy.

    Top notch to you, Heidi, for being TOPS in 2009!

    Randal

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  18. gen | December 29, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    @17

    Go away! She is not talented, and she has no pop career! And she has a horse face. Not in this photo shoot, but you know it’s there…

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  19. mymy | December 29, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    hahahahahahahahahhahaha
    oh randal.

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  20. mymy | December 29, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    hahahahahahahahahhahaha
    oh randal.

    Reply
  21. Jamie Lynn's Uterus | December 29, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Must we have to look at this talentless pig again?

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  22. Nude Pics and Videos | December 29, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    star Heidi Montag aka Heidi Pratt took off her clothes for a new photo shoot for Playboy Magazine. As the attention seekers she and her husband Spencer Pratt are, they made

    more sexy pictures click my name~~~

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  23. Puddin' Taine | December 29, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    I’d still have hate sex with her, over and over again.

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  24. The Cock | December 29, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    I would put my throbbing 12 inch member into her tight hole and not pull out! I would pump her full of my cream puddin’

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  25. Puddin' Taine | December 29, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    @24: That’s the spirit ol’ chap!

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  26. InsideHoops | December 29, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    I love Heidi for her mind.

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  27. tea | December 29, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    A source says the newlywed had a lot of fun during the photo shoot: “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it.” Heidi will be the cover girl in the September issue of the famous men’s magazine. Husband Spencer Pratt approves!

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  28. sexycutie | December 29, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Amazine! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on ____BlackwhiteFinder.com ____and many hot picture are shown…so man fans show so much interesting to her there, oh, really? it is nice to enjoy more about it…

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  29. OMG | December 29, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    Photos of Heidi Montag on Unitard Universe – a site with nothing but pics of celebs in unitards and jumpsuits – http://www.unitarduniverse.com/tag/heidi-montag/

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  30. Brit Boys Are Hot | December 29, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Where is her neck????

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  31. amhsbdjkhgjy | December 30, 2009 at 12:57 am

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ M i l l i o n a i r e S o c i a l. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy.______TTTTTTTT_____

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  32. cottery | December 30, 2009 at 1:20 am

    she is so attrative. the figure is hot.

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  33. cottery | December 30, 2009 at 1:21 am

    she is so attrative. the figure is hot.

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  34. Nameless | December 30, 2009 at 1:40 am

    She is not bad from a physical standpoint. I think her stupidity and her douchebag of a bf makes her more unattractive.

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  35. Lean Muscle X | December 30, 2009 at 1:45 am

    Reality star Heidi Montag or Heidi Pratt, who was recently hospitalized in Costa Rica after being tortured on “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here”, stripped off her clothes to pose for Playboy.
    http://ezinearticles.com/?Lean-Muscle-X-Review&id=3221720

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  36. r4i software | December 30, 2009 at 3:49 am

    Hi Guy’s,
    She has defined beauty, making a name for herself with her hit show The Hills, as well as maintaining a strong pop career with her musical talent. Topping it off, she shared the perfection of her body with many privileged men in Playboy.

    Reply
  37. Alex | December 30, 2009 at 5:16 am

    oh.,hot girl~ nice bady
    http://www.shoesiii.com/

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  38. kingofbeer | December 30, 2009 at 9:36 am

    Jesus approves.

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  40. Chris | December 30, 2009 at 9:39 am

    I think she’s hot!!! Whats wrong with u guys? ;)

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  41. Amateur Live Sex | December 30, 2009 at 10:17 am

    no clue who she is, but id smack my junk on her face a few times

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  42. Darth | December 30, 2009 at 10:18 am

    We’d almost forget that her body,aside of being a bit yellowish,is/was pretty hot.

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  43. Sickitten | December 30, 2009 at 10:20 am

    We all know this girl has a HUGE horseface and even after nose job surgery isn’t pretty but the photochoppers did a great job on these photos.

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  44. Galtacticus | December 30, 2009 at 10:25 am

    #42 Probably was pretty hot.The bodies of these bitches are as much fluctuating as their ‘career’ does.

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  45. sdgdfgdfghh | December 30, 2009 at 10:27 am

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ M i l l i o n a i r e S o c i a l. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy.______TTTTTTTT_____

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  46. Boogeyman King Dong | December 30, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Doesn’t look like ma regular getto bitches.But still a tight looking navel.

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  47. Myunderpants | December 30, 2009 at 10:44 am

    WOW , what an extremly cool MAXIM spread, HAAHAHA

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  48. Beautiful but bitter. | December 30, 2009 at 11:07 am

    #47 Myunderpants – exactly!!

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  49. frankiestage | December 30, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Heidi is very fine.

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  50. shushi | December 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    She looks like MacCaulay Caulkin with tits in that photo.

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