BEST OF 2009: Heidi Klum Covered in Chocolate

December 27th, 2009 // 35 Comments

7. HEIDI KLUM

Posted: 10/30/2009

PHOTOGRAPHER: I need a really hot photo shoot idea for Heidi Klum.
EINSTEIN’S GHOST: Cover her naked body in chocolate sauce.
PHOTOGRAPHER: …. I am so glad you haunt me.
EINSTEIN’S GHOST: E = MC-BOOYEAH!

Based on a true story.

Original: Heidi Klum is all kinds of nude

Photos: Rankin
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Comments (35)

  1. Lejla | December 29, 2009 at 10:11 am

    FIRST

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  2. Deacon Jones | December 29, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Hm.

    Heavy bleeder.

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  3. noodle | December 29, 2009 at 10:22 am

    “E = MC-BOOYEAH!”…

    damn SW, i love you sometimes.

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  4. Beautiful but bitter. | December 29, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Seriously, guys find this HOT?? It reminds me of that scene from Carrie.

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  5. dude | December 29, 2009 at 10:39 am

    that’s actually what she looks like after Seal shoots his load on her.

    e=mc-booyeah comment of the year

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  7. Sickitten | December 29, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    This trick will do anything to stay relevant. Symmetrical features but none of them outstanding. Her eyes are so blah. She looked like a complete tool at some award ceremony right before giving birth. She’s just gross.

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  8. gigi | December 29, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    hey beautiful but bitter, the thing is– it’s not Sissy Spacek 100 years ago, it’s Heidi Klum, and Heidi = fun, gorgeous, smart

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  10. gen | December 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    I love Heidi. Her accent is so cool, and I’ve only seen her a handful of times on TV but she always is fun and interesting. So I fully support all the men whacking off to this.

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  11. Anubis09 | December 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    there better be a good #1 if this is 7.

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  12. buba | December 29, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    imagine her but with blood.

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  13. yoyoyo | December 29, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    I got sick of her a long time ago. She doesn’t look that good, she’s annoying, and has ugly children, except for the first one.

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  14. Ari Ola | December 29, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    What lovely perky nipples she has – firm and erect like pencil erasers. Yummy,yummy!!!

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  15. Ari Ola | December 29, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    What lovely perky nipples she has – firm and erect like pencil erasers. Yummy,yummy!!!

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  16. Ari Ola | December 29, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    What lovely perky nipples she has – firm and erect like pencil erasers. Yummy,yummy!!!

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  17. pros and cons | December 29, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    She seems pretty desperate to me

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  18. Nude Pics and Videos | December 29, 2009 at 8:19 pm

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    Women can look like that after pregnancy. Just not the women who spend all their time on the internet jealous of women who get their figures back.

    Don’t hate her for having better genes before getting pregnant.
    Put the cake down, do some exercise and who knows.

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  20. ropes | December 29, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Here comes the Chocolate women. She is looking like irresistible Chocolate.

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  24. Sickitten | December 30, 2009 at 9:57 am

    Plain Jane who got a modeling contract because she is tall. Nothing special. That Paulina girl, now that was special. Great face. Gorgeous eyes. Go away Heidi! Kathy Griffen said you have dead eyes and she was right.

    http://blogs.glam.com/glamblush/files/2008/01/heidi_klum.jpg

    Not cutting it!

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  25. patrick | December 30, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    number 1 in my book

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  26. lennie(not her daughter) | January 2, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    how to you spell “al federsein “, because I just want to say, “al federsein Heidi”, you are out, I’m sorry”.

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  27. lennie(not her daughter) | January 2, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    how to you spell “al federsein “, because I just want to say, “al federsein Heidi”, you are out, I’m sorry”.

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  28. deniza | January 2, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    she been around the seal to long.

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  29. quidam | January 5, 2010 at 10:50 am

    I would lick her clean.

    That _is_ chocolate, right?

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  30. Annie | January 7, 2010 at 10:09 am

    #27,

    It’s “auf Wiedersehen” not “al federsein”. You should really try to educate yourself instead of perpetuating the “dumb American” stereotype.

    Reply
  31. Annie | January 7, 2010 at 10:11 am

    #27,

    It’s “auf Wiedersehen” not “al federsein”. You should really try to educate yourself instead of perpetuating the “dumb American” stereotype.

    Reply
  32. Annie | January 7, 2010 at 10:11 am

    #27,

    It’s “auf Wiedersehen” not “al federsein”. You should really try to educate yourself instead of perpetuating the “dumb American” stereotype.

    Reply
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  35. obamasucks1 | February 3, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    I think she’s turning black. Seal is “rubbing” off on her….hah

    Reply

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