BEST OF 2009: Heidi Klum Covered in Chocolate

December 27th, 2009 // 35 Comments

7. HEIDI KLUM

Posted: 10/30/2009

PHOTOGRAPHER: I need a really hot photo shoot idea for Heidi Klum.
EINSTEIN’S GHOST: Cover her naked body in chocolate sauce.
PHOTOGRAPHER: …. I am so glad you haunt me.
EINSTEIN’S GHOST: E = MC-BOOYEAH!

Based on a true story.

Original: Heidi Klum is all kinds of nude

Photos: Rankin
superficial

  1. Lejla

    FIRST

  2. Deacon Jones

    Hm.

    Heavy bleeder.

  3. noodle

    “E = MC-BOOYEAH!”…

    damn SW, i love you sometimes.

  4. Seriously, guys find this HOT?? It reminds me of that scene from Carrie.

  5. dude

    that’s actually what she looks like after Seal shoots his load on her.

    e=mc-booyeah comment of the year

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  7. This trick will do anything to stay relevant. Symmetrical features but none of them outstanding. Her eyes are so blah. She looked like a complete tool at some award ceremony right before giving birth. She’s just gross.

  8. gigi

    hey beautiful but bitter, the thing is– it’s not Sissy Spacek 100 years ago, it’s Heidi Klum, and Heidi = fun, gorgeous, smart

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  10. gen

    I love Heidi. Her accent is so cool, and I’ve only seen her a handful of times on TV but she always is fun and interesting. So I fully support all the men whacking off to this.

  11. Anubis09

    there better be a good #1 if this is 7.

  12. buba

    imagine her but with blood.

  13. yoyoyo

    I got sick of her a long time ago. She doesn’t look that good, she’s annoying, and has ugly children, except for the first one.

  14. Ari Ola

    What lovely perky nipples she has – firm and erect like pencil erasers. Yummy,yummy!!!

  15. Ari Ola

    What lovely perky nipples she has – firm and erect like pencil erasers. Yummy,yummy!!!

  16. Ari Ola

    What lovely perky nipples she has – firm and erect like pencil erasers. Yummy,yummy!!!

  17. She seems pretty desperate to me

  18. more sexy pictures click my name~~~
    Women can look like that after pregnancy. Just not the women who spend all their time on the internet jealous of women who get their figures back.

    Don’t hate her for having better genes before getting pregnant.
    Put the cake down, do some exercise and who knows.

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  20. Here comes the Chocolate women. She is looking like irresistible Chocolate.

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  22. amhsbdjkhgjy

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  23. amhsbdjkhgjy

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  24. Plain Jane who got a modeling contract because she is tall. Nothing special. That Paulina girl, now that was special. Great face. Gorgeous eyes. Go away Heidi! Kathy Griffen said you have dead eyes and she was right.

    http://blogs.glam.com/glamblush/files/2008/01/heidi_klum.jpg

    Not cutting it!

  25. patrick

    number 1 in my book

  26. lennie(not her daughter)

    how to you spell “al federsein “, because I just want to say, “al federsein Heidi”, you are out, I’m sorry”.

  27. lennie(not her daughter)

    how to you spell “al federsein “, because I just want to say, “al federsein Heidi”, you are out, I’m sorry”.

  28. deniza

    she been around the seal to long.

  29. quidam

    I would lick her clean.

    That _is_ chocolate, right?

  30. Annie

    #27,

    It’s “auf Wiedersehen” not “al federsein”. You should really try to educate yourself instead of perpetuating the “dumb American” stereotype.

  31. Annie

    #27,

    It’s “auf Wiedersehen” not “al federsein”. You should really try to educate yourself instead of perpetuating the “dumb American” stereotype.

  32. Annie

    #27,

    It’s “auf Wiedersehen” not “al federsein”. You should really try to educate yourself instead of perpetuating the “dumb American” stereotype.

  33. obamasucks1

    I think she’s turning black. Seal is “rubbing” off on her….hah

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