BEST OF 2009: Elin Woods in a Bikini

December 27th, 2009 // 31 Comments

10. ELIN NORDEGREN WOODS

Posted: 12/2/2009

These pics have barely been on the site for a month, but thanks to Elin’s Viking Blood becoming enraged by The Wandering Tiger Cock, they almost immediately cracked their way into the year’s Top 10 Most Visited Posts. It’s like people have never seen a mail-order bride before.

Original: This is what Tiger Woods cheated on.

Photos: Fame, INFdaily
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  1. Que

    Que vikkkkkking.

  2. rudy mcbean

    first!

  3. OPS

    Damn I love white women.

  4. STFUP

    And, Tiger cheated on that… why? F’n dumbass!

  5. Stoopeedo

    Show me the hottest chick on the planet… And I’ll show you the dumbazz that’s tired of her in bed.

  6. fella tio

    F I R S T

  7. joho777

    “Why did Tiger cheat on Elin?”

    Because Tiger is drawn to cheap waitresses and semi-whores. The fact that he has a beautiful wife doesn’t change the fact that he has a taste for bare-backing with whores and sluts.

    It’s not that Tiger cheats, it’s that he is a hypocrite. His wife is justly furious and I hope her lawyers are able to break the pre-nup in the divorce.

  8. qwerty

    Cheetah Woods really fucked himself

  9. Anon

    If she’s looking to break the pre-nup she’d better hope nothing comes of the domestic abuse which posters on here seem to ignore.
    Of now to see what they’re saying in the Charlie Sheen thread…

    Oh, it’s like doble standards.

  10. gigi

    So frigging shallow, our lame-ass culture. Cheating has to do with control, non-involvement & insecurity. Doesn’t matter how hot or not hot somebody is…. furthermore Elin isn’t beautiful– she’s cute…. she looks like a monkey — it’s called good lighting, make-up and knowing her angles. Simply that. Blonde does not always equate Hot, you 1-dimensional f*s

  11. Anon

    I’m thinking gigi is ginger, overweight, firgid and can’t get a man.
    Bit jealous are we now?

  12. Not sure if mail order brides normally have this much presence.

    Is the last picture Photoshop? Doesn’t seem like she’s really in that water.

  13. Django

    Cmon fishmeister, do something right… Bar Refaeli #1

  14. Django

    Cmon fishmeister, do something right… Bar Refaeli #1!

  15. Laren

    @ #12- Oooh touchy. Gigi must have hit a nerve because he/she is right, and your response only proves it. Poor baby. It’s ok, we forgive you.

  16. jay

    I agree with gigi.

  17. vix

    I think Elin looks way more attractive in the casual, non-modelling pictures I’ve seen of her. In the professional pictures, she looks like any other airbrushed blonde chick, whereas in the paparazzi pictures, she’s quite beautiful.

  18. Drew

    Have to agree with 11.

    Cheating rarely has anything to do with “looks”. I don’t believe anyone deserves to be cheated on, but I do love how people assume because she “looks perfect” that she must be a perfect person, and would never give Tiger a reason to cheat on her.

    Assuming that, is more shallow and pathetic then Tiger. Knowing the modeling industry as well as I do, I can guarantee Elin has some secrets that could hurt her credibility too.

  19. Aitch

    she is so beautiful. Tiger Woods is an idiot.

  20. serena

    OMG!!!!!! I am not sure about this. Recently, I came across a hot bbw dating cite.–((** ____PlusFlirt. CooooM _____**))..nice and free place for BBWs and handsome men to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends. OO…….
    OMG!!!!!! I am not sure about this. Recently, I came across a hot bbw dating cite.–((** ____PlusFlirt. CooooM _____**))..nice and free place for BBWs and handsome men to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends. OO…….

  21. shes hot, looks kinda boring though.

  22. a beautiful body
    more sexy pictures click the link above~~~

  23. I know, after the Tiger woods saga she became the most visited pic, but currently there is no news about them.

  24. gigi

    nice comeback #12, but to be honest:

    ginger: no [although I do find ginger men smoking hot, especially when they have freckles on their shoulders]
    overweight: no
    frigid: no
    can’t get a man: no
    jealous: never

    …I see you’re easily the 1-dimensional f* I’m talking about… congrats

  25. Chrs

    Tiger couldn’t take the pressure of satisfying a Swedish woman. Unlike those American whores, Swedish girls don’t blow you if you have Amex Black or whatever shit he’s got.

    Besides… I’ve been to Sweden. Elin’s not hot at all, compared to most Swedish women.

  26. vkmtnview

    (substitute Tiger for Ricky, don’t miss the ending)

    Ricky Nelson 1959 song: Traveling Man

    I’m a travelin’ man
    I’ve made a lot of stops all over the world
    And in every port I own the heart
    Of at least one lovely girl

    I’ve a pretty Senorita waiting for me
    Down in old Mexico
    If you’re ever in Alaska stop and see
    My cute little Eskimo

    Oh my sweet Fraulein down in Berlin town
    Makes my heart start to yearn
    And my China doll down in old Hong Kong
    Waits for my return

    Pretty Polynesian baby over the sea
    I remember the night
    When we walked in the sands of the Waikiki
    And I held you oh so tight

    (instrumental break)

    Oh my sweet Fraulein down in Berlin town
    Makes my heart start to yearn
    And my China doll down in old Hong Kong
    Waits for my return

    Pretty Polynesian baby over the sea
    I remember the night
    When we walked in the sands of the Waikiki
    And I held you oh so tight

    Oh, I’m a travelin’ man
    Yes, I’m a travelin’ man
    Oooops — Elin, did you hear my song??

  27. wow tiger he really messed up

  28. duke

    Well…it’s been months now…and they’re still ‘together’…so I’d just like to say…
    MONEY-GRUBBING WHORE

  29. lilkunta

    These pics are so clearly airbrushed it is ridiculous. Elin –even when she was pregnant– never had breasts that big, round, nor full.

    She is set for life moeny wise. But still it sucks that Tiger cheated on her repeatedly, & while she was pregnant.

    I hoe she gets an HIV test,

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