2. DITA VON TEESE
I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you’re like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can travel back in time to join these ladies and, God willing, not accidentally end up trying to get your parents together.
“Son, there’s a man with a mechanical wiener outside who says you need to go to prom with some girl. — I’m writing you out of my will.”
Original: Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos