2. DITA VON TEESE
Posted: 10/20/2009
I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you’re like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can travel back in time to join these ladies and, God willing, not accidentally end up trying to get your parents together.
“Son, there’s a man with a mechanical wiener outside who says you need to go to prom with some girl. — I’m writing you out of my will.”
Whoops.
Original: Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos
Photos: Splash News
splorf! | December 31, 2009 at 10:34 am
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Lio | December 31, 2009 at 10:40 am
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Laney | December 31, 2009 at 10:51 am
This girl has a good body but the “old movie star look with white, pastey skin” is not sexy to me. She seems classy but she DID marry Marilyn manson so she has to be freaky and weird, i mean, can u actually call this “judging”, he is the ugliest man alive and stupid, too. He tries so hard to be different, kinda like her. She has style, but sometin’s up with this chick/
Classy she claims…but wth on this lesbian pic, it’s nice, but I wouldnt say any sexual pics are classy..”..here look at my butt…u want to eff it, huh, baby?” how is that classy?
who dat | December 31, 2009 at 10:53 am
Where all da mens at?
LOL | December 31, 2009 at 10:56 am
@3
Really? She’s burlesque, she’s a burlesque entertainer; google that would ya?
I’m not a fan of Manson but the guy is a marketing genius, as well as an all around cool and intelligent person. Just because he’s a shock rocker doesn’t mean he’s “wierd”. Your level of ignorance simply astounds me.
Pics are hot, saved on computer from old post. The other broad isn’t so great though.
Rough's ballz will not drop@midnight | December 31, 2009 at 11:10 am
Ah yes 1 of the favs of the past year, it has everything. Monstrous well made sillicone chest, oh so tempting backside with circular chocolate stain. Scissor sister lovemaking… what more could you want…
steve | December 31, 2009 at 11:43 am
I was too busy looking at her cornhole before. But just noticed how dang thin her torso is. Kinda looks like one of them aliens from district 9, except that I would enjoy sexy time with it
j | December 31, 2009 at 11:46 am
kelly brook and riley steele better make #1! http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/kelly_brook_in_a_bikini_gets_m.php
bobby grace | December 31, 2009 at 11:56 am
How come no one ever mentions her turn in hard-core pornography???
I own an Andrew Blake film called “Pin ups 2″ wherein the above harlot gets rather physical with several ladies, involving items such as rope, riding crops, and a rather amazing pair of shoes on which the heels are long dildos. The scenes are set with disarmingly wonderful pieces of mid-century modern furniture and textiles to match. All in all, a most urbane and sophisticated production.
Hatchet Lover | December 31, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Even with the stars on them these pictures make me nauseous. Weird hatchet-faced bondage, ugly gal and ugly gal in suit action is only sexy to weird ugly folk. There are so many pretty people who take their clothes off, why waste time with this?
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krispiana beaverhausen | December 31, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I don’t get how anyone could find this sexy. I mean, dita’s looking good, as always. But why the hell put her in a shoot with what looks like a Thai ladyboy?! The girl in the suits over-the-top pornstar facial expressions and truly horrendous makeup job take the sexy back. Like, 20 paces back.
mcfeely smackup | December 31, 2009 at 12:45 pm
“@3
Really? She’s burlesque, she’s a burlesque entertainer; google that would ya? ”
Really?? Seems like since you’re aware of google, you’d be able to find out pretty quickly that she’s a fucking hard core porn actress who has done MANY films, both hard and softcore.
I don’t know why people adore this horsefaced chick so much. She’s a skanky porn ho, she fucked Marilyn Manson for gods sake, she makes her living now stripping for pay, and ripped off 100% of her look from Betty Page. Not much to idolize here people.
Renee | December 31, 2009 at 12:45 pm
#5…..YOU are truly the ignorant one for NOT allowing people thrie own opions without BELITTLING and degrading them. WHAT A HYPOCRITE.
Burlesque…yes, stripping is the same effin thing. U R CLUELESS.
what a dork. u fall for but…Im a classy stripper routine.
I luv all strippers, not judging, just #5 is IGNORANT
Renee | December 31, 2009 at 12:46 pm
#5…..YOU are truly the ignorant one for NOT allowing people their own opinions without BELITTLING and degrading them. WHAT A HYPOCRITE.
Burlesque…yes, stripping is the same effin thing. U R CLUELESS.
what a dork. u fall for but…O”h, but IM a classy stripper” routine.
I luv all strippers, not judging, just #5 is IGNORANT
gen | December 31, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Yep, she’s been in porn, and she’s not ashamed of it. It’s not some huge secret. I read some of her book once, and she admits it right up front.
@3
Is sex inherently “not classy”? Of course she sells sex, she’s a burlesque dancer. What does classiness mean? Never having sex? Pretending like it doesn’t exist?
I personally don’t have any moral objections to stripping besides the fact that most of the girls are doing it because their uncles used to diddle them. But Dita grew up in a normal, well-adjusted family. And it’s pretty impressive that a girl that was considered “plain” by her own mother managed to turn herself into a sex icon.
And Marilyn Manson is not stupid. Read one interview and it’s pretty clear that he is far more intelligent than half of the visitors to this board put together. And I personally like his music, but that’s just me.
#5 | December 31, 2009 at 3:28 pm
@13
so?
No idolization, she’s just hot and bettie page never did “porn”
The look sells so why not rip it off?
Also, I never said she wasn’t a stripper LOL she’s a burlesque entertainer that’s what they do. I was just saying she doesn’t attempt to portray herself as anything but what she is.
again
so?
#5 | December 31, 2009 at 3:28 pm
@13
so?
No idolization, she’s just hot and bettie page never did “porn”
The look sells so why not rip it off?
Also, I never said she wasn’t a stripper LOL she’s a burlesque entertainer that’s what they do. I was just saying she doesn’t attempt to portray herself as anything but what she is.
again
so?
dita love | December 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@13 and 14
She’s famous for initiating the current burlesque revival. Started working in a strip club, but it bored her so she started wearing seamed stockings and corsets.
The martini glass dance? Hell of a lot classier than some girl in a g-string grinding up and down on a pole.
Chris Brownfinger | December 31, 2009 at 10:37 pm
WTF? You’re going on about Dita as if she’s hot when Playboy model Alley Baggett is in the same pics? Dita doesn’t even begin to come close to Alley.
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Renee | January 1, 2010 at 7:23 am
#16…..
Marilyn Manson is a nut job, lots of crazy people are a little crazy, this doesn’t mean I admire him. What is smart to you, may very well be stupid to me. he is a drug addict…REAL smart guy…lol
Also, since when is dancing in a glass “classier” than grinding on a pole? lol
people are so funny on this site, I love how folks ALWAYS degrade strippers, yet they watch pornos with their lovers and go to strip clubs for fun. So, most of you jack*asses only like us when you can “cu,”….lol
HYPOCRITES..
p.s. I will take a chick grinding me anytime over a Champagne glass pretending to be better than all other dancers….COMICAL.
OPEN YOUR MINDS AND PROGRESS ….
Laney | January 1, 2010 at 7:30 am
#16…..
“most strippers were diddled by their Uncles” …WTH?
you write as if you are SO fair and knowledgeable but then you make a ridiculous assumption. I am a stripper and MOST of my customers (like you) are usually the ones involved in some sort of deviant sex in the real lives, not my co-workers. Thank you very much, you say you dont judge dancers, next sentence you judge them.
You are the EXACT kind of American I loathe and why there are not many good people , always judging.
your weak. just plain cowardly and weak.
Do me a favor………dont ever go to a strip club, that would make you a peiece of sh*t HYPOCRITE……
p.s. how much you wanna bet he goes………lol
ADVANCE your brain
Jupiter | January 1, 2010 at 9:29 am
@ 22
“Also, since when is dancing in a glass “classier” than grinding on a pole?”
Since.. always? I think dancing in a martini glass is FAR classier than grinding a pole.
boner | January 1, 2010 at 2:36 pm
WHY ARE THERE STARS OVER THE GOOD PARTS???
Googler | January 1, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Holy fuck. Is that her asshole? Is this the first asshole pic on this site?
me again | January 2, 2010 at 8:51 am
It’s all been done.. remember Cindy Crawford with KD Lang? I think Dita is pretty.. But what’s the need to “shock”people with this stuff? Again, she just looks desperate. It’s not shocking.
Ascil | January 2, 2010 at 11:02 am
The “boy” in the picture is Mercedes Yvette Scelba-Shorte previous america’s next top model..dumb ass..
valentines day presents | January 3, 2010 at 9:58 pm
She looks gorgeous, nice black and white pictures.
sickitten | January 4, 2010 at 2:46 am
Then there’s her getting f’d by a girl with the heel of a woman’s shoe.
Here’s the porn clip (NSFW). Link in post.
http://sickitten.com/2009/10/22/a-stiletto-dildo-shoe–dita-von-teese–okay-but-not-okay-for-work.aspx
ed hardy swimwear | January 4, 2010 at 4:45 am
it is sexy, Since.. always? I think dancing in a martini glass is FAR classier than grinding a pole.
Siil | January 5, 2010 at 4:16 am
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gen | January 7, 2010 at 7:59 pm
@22
“he is a drug addict…REAL smart guy…lol”
And Dostoevsky was a compulsive gambler, but I guess that makes him stupid. Hmmm, and Ernest Hemingway was an alcoholic, and Edgar Allan Poe was addicted to opium. Oh, and don’t forget John Lennon. He was a real fucking hack, wasn’t he?
I’m not saying Manson is equal to them, but being any form of an addict has absolutely no correlation to someone’s intelligence.
@23
a. I’m a girl.
b. “A history of child sexual abuse has been found to be associated with problems with sexual adjustment in adult life (Herman 1981; Finkelhor 1979). Finkelhor (1984) described what he termed reduced sexual esteem in both men and women who had reported child sexual abuse.”
c.”On the basis of clinical observations, it has been suggested that women exposed to child sexual abuse may in early adult life respond by heightened anxiety about sexual contact (with avoidance of relationships), or a paradoxical promiscuity (in which the victim devalues herself and her sexuality). ”
Source: http://www.aifs.gov.au/nch/pubs/issues/issues9/issues9.html#sex
But I’m sure that stripping is not remotely linked to having a fucked up self-esteem or devaluing yourself. You’re out there doing a real favor for women like me who want to be respected and equal to men. Thanks a lot.
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just some idiot | January 24, 2010 at 3:44 pm
It just proves that you don’t need a horrible tan and chiseled abs on a figureless body to be considered attractive.
I think she’s gorgeous because she has a real figure.
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Carol Cox | May 31, 2010 at 1:49 am
I love the goth look :)