BEST OF 2009: Britney Spears Topless

December 30th, 2009 // 55 Comments

4. BRITNEY SPEARS

Posted: 6/7/2009

When these photos of a dirty version of “Gimme More” leaked online, I honestly didn’t think anyone would want to see Britney Spears’ bare nipples covered in magic marker because it’d be a sad reminder of how far gone her mind is.

I was wrong.

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  1. Rasputins Liver

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    Honestly, man. Shitney’s one nasty Suthuhn country-ghetto, trailer trashy piece of hog meat.

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    I always read from other guys on here and elsewhere they’d have no problem tappin’ that thang. I say bullshit!

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    That bitch always looks filthy. And not in a good way. Skank looks greasy, unwashed, and stinkin’ to high heaven. We all remember the legendary stories of her infamous stink feet. And recall her walking into public restrooms….BAREFOOT?!?

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    And let us not forget her walking around in public while enjoyin’ her Monthly Friend, bleeding at the crothc for all to see and photograph.

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    That twat’s one major HASMAT situation on two porker cankles. There is now fuckin’ WAY I’d put something I respect so much, my dong, into THAT!!

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  2. Rasputins Liver

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    Honestly, man. Shitney’s one nasty Suthuhn country-ghetto, trailer trashy piece of hog meat.

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    I always read from other guys on here and elsewhere they’d have no problem tappin’ that thang. I say bullshit!

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    That bitch always looks filthy. And not in a good way. Skank looks greasy, unwashed, and stinkin’ to high heaven. We all remember the legendary stories of her infamous stink feet. And recall her walking into public restrooms….BAREFOOT?!?

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    And let us not forget her walking around in public while enjoyin’ her Monthly Friend, bleeding at the crothc for all to see and photograph.

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    That twat’s one major HASMAT situation on two porker cankles. There is now fuckin’ WAY I’d put something I respect so much, my dong, into THAT!!

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  3. OUUU Yeah I almost forgot about these..! I would so be on top of that.!

  4. Parker

    This is exciting in the same way watching a cat sitting on a windowsill would be exciting.

  5. Adam Cutter

    I’d give her all my man sauce and have her cumming back for more!

  6. noodle

    these are not the droids i was looking for…

  7. I’d still hit it for old-times sake. We all remember “Baby, one more time.”
    Plus, a hole and a heartbeat is enough for most of you sad bitches! I’m L337!

  8. Sam Hain

    you respect it yet you still call it your “dong”…

    twice…

    nice spelling…

  9. rrc

    WTF is up with that frappuccino pop-up that I can’t get rid of EVERYTIME I visit this site! I even have a pop-up blocker but that bitch gets through it. It’s annoying!

  10. Rasputins Liver

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    Hmm…

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    10. Sam Hain – December 30, 2009 11:07 AM

    you respect it yet you still call it your “dong”…

    twice…

    nice spelling…

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    ….from your comments we can assume you’re not familiar with a…”dong”. This suggests at best you have a pee pee and we can understand why you’d not appreciate a man referring to his man meat as a “dong” being a measure, as it were…ahem…of respect.

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    As for spelling, again, it’s understood why you wouldn’t know how to spell……
    …d-o-n-g…as spelling what you intimate you possess would be…p-e-e-n-i-e.

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    But then, Shitney’d be the best you could ever hope for in being able to use that Li’l Sam Hain on. Right.

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  11. Rich

    I wonder what females she has had sex with? I’m sure she is the submissive

  12. JiggaJay

    WHAT A SILLY FILTHY SKANK. I LOVE IT!!!

    AND YEA I WOULD. I WOULD TAKE HER COVERED IN ALL HER FILTH…..

  13. shusha

    She is so fuckiing nasty. Shows you what drugs will do to a person. Her and Hohan look 20 years older than they are.

  14. I see a mentally ill woman here.

  15. Woot!

    Thats SO Raven!

  16. joho777

    Britney is as dumb as a box of rocks, and she has had more breast surgeries than even Shauna Sand. She must be all scars on her chest.

    And it cracks me up every time I read that “fans” are paying $ 200 to $ 300 a ticket to watch her shuffle around on stage and lip-cync.

  17. What a whore

    What a dumbass whore. Shitney is a disgusting piece of human trash; how anyone could think she “sings” or knows how to entertain is beyond me. Her “act” has progressed just like maWHOREa’s has – she’s now into gay sado masochism & bondage. It’s the only audience the leg spread, splooge burping whore has left…

  18. Sam Hain

    @11 sounds like you are quite familiar with the dong and the peenie….

  19. Tom

    Ha ha! From the pretentious way “Rasputin” up there is spacing his message for max. visibility, you can tell he thinks he’s both original and amusing, but he is incorrect on both of those points, so big failure all around there, Ras.

  20. Yuck

    Slutney is a mess; apparently always has been, always will be. She obviously thinks she’s “sex-hay”, which is hilarious. I could go to the local mall & see dozens of women much more sexy than this trailer trash tart. I wish she’d just die already…

  21. Eli Porter

    Fat white trash wanna-be stripper

  22. who dat

    If the rumors are true, brit and faterline hooked up sometime in late 2008 for sex while she was on tour. Talking about being desperate. Supposedly lasted about 2 weeks and she got pregnant but pulled the plug on it when faterline denied the kid was his.

    This girl needs meds & monitoring the rest of her life. Totally F’n nuts.

  23. del

    yikes, it is gettin bad in her(e)

  24. Curious_George

    Umm….WTF happened to her nipples?

  25. more sexy pictures click my name directly~~~
    She was cooperating with Madonna, S.Twain, why the right now almost the every album is “clear” of the duets and new innovations within the people, maybe this is within the style of this miss …

  26. bmose

    If Britney and Amy Winehouse had a kid, it would look like this abortion.

  27. Burn down Hollywood….she is still hotter than half of America even in her so called “white trash” pics. People really do need to get a clue…how would they feel if they were her. She truely is just a person who has been totally over exposed…I feel so damn sorry for her…I just hope she comes back and kicks everyones butt. She will, i have faith…I actually wish her and Timberlake would get back together, maybe he would heal her…I know he would…ROCK ON BRIT!

  28. ctrl v

    cant see shit gtfo

  29. Krys

    Her body doesn’t look bad here, she just looks fucking nuts. Gotta imagine how being the most famous person on the planet by the time you’re 17 years old would affect someone, though. I feel sorry for her. Her parents should be shot.

  30. Aguacater

    This woman can’t get more ridicolous.

  31. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a)

    She looks like a halfback.

  32. UGH

    UGH!! This is when I loved coming to this site. She is nasty, sagging, fat, gross… Now that the tour is over, let’s see her go back to being the fat pig she really is. America -don’t be fooled. She’s a synthetic person… Desperate for YOUR MONEY

  33. OMG!! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
    What the hell happened to this girl?!? So sad.

  34. Britney was my fav for few years,,,too bad from a star she gone to be a normal young lady with any future…

  35. serina cox

    Iwish you all would stop picking on Britney. Do you think you could do such a great job after you’ve been thrust into fame so soon. At least she’s got a great body to show off. There’s nothing wrong with that.

  36. vix

    classy.

    .___.

  37. yourmom

    Dude…. This is not Brittny Spears, Her name is Sarah McGhee a striper from banderafalls,Tx… Wow, did ya’ll really not notice she ain’t brittney? It does look like her, but this was set up….Sorry

  38. yourmom

    If you wanna hook up with her email towerdawg42@gmail.com… .

  39. M_D

    chris crocker is not going to be happy

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  43. she is just not attractive anymore

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