BEST OF 2009: Amber Rose Topless

December 27th, 2009 // 79 Comments

6. AMBER ROSE

Posted: 8/19/2009

After posting these pics of Amber Rose wandering around Miami topless, I learned something: If you slap tits on a weird chemo patient that has sex with Kanye West, people will look.

I like to believe I’m a better person because of this.

Original: Amber Rose topless with Kanye West

Photos: Mavrix

  1. is that mad cow disease on her leg?

  2. Phil

    It’s really weird that her left boob droops a lot more than her right one.

    To Liana: I agree with you, Cancer is very serious and shouldn’t be joked around like that. People can be very insensitive these days.
    Fribble has got some nerve. He doesn’t understand what sensibility is.
    I hope you have a quick recovery

  3. RATATTAT

    Jayz should of told Kanye that your supposed to leave the hookers at whore house , Bwahhahah

  4. Fribble

    #52 Phil – December 30, 2009 10:46 AM
    “To Liana: I agree with you, Cancer is very serious and shouldn’t be joked around like that. People can be very insensitive these days. Fribble has got some nerve. He doesn’t understand what sensibility is.”

    Damn right I have some nerve! It’s so powerful that Black Mamba Cobras bow down to me. I’m so mighty that I’ll impregnate your great granny right through her casket!
    You can’t stand the truth? Go hide in Liana’s vagina cave.

  5. Fribble

    #52 Phil – December 30, 2009 10:46 AM
    “To Liana: I agree with you, Cancer is very serious and shouldn’t be joked around like that. People can be very insensitive these days. Fribble has got some nerve. He doesn’t understand what sensibility is.”

    Damn right I have some nerve! It’s so powerful that Black Mamba Cobras bow down to me. I’m so mighty that I’ll impregnate your great granny right through her casket!
    You can’t stand the truth? Go hide in Liana’s vagina cave.

  6. 09 was a bad year for hotness.

  7. some bitch

    you guys are being ridiculous, she has a very nice body

  8. J

    Epic fail.

  9. Tori

    To Liana and Fribble,

    please don’t attack each other because you have different views and mechanisims of recovery.

    I have breast cancer and I’m 26 years old and have dealt with it through laughter, and to many it is surprisingly strange because I don’t like to bitch and moan even though I have every right to. Cancer is not a joke, chemotherapy is not losing your hair it is that and more. It is basically poison that kills off every working cell in your body slowly and horribly. That is true, look it up. the pain and the torture one must endure during this time is not only inhumane phsycially but mentally as well. the amount of times I wanted to kill myself just to stop the torture have reached an epic level.

    We live in a judegemental world. People are all selfish, all of us. I sometimes catch myself crying in pain, physical and emotional over having my breast painfully cut off and believe me the reconstructive work is not easy either , and then I realize that I am still alive and I shouldn’t be so down when billions of people go to sleep every night on an empty stomach. Does that mean all cancer patients have to follow this attitude? does that mean a handicapped person should? no. So don’t attack each other because you have different views and mechanisims of recovery.

    And Ali is right, as hard it is for you as it was for me to read this joke, think of the many reasons people come to this site. We make fun of people. People we don’t know who happen to make billions of dollars none of us will ever see. It’s not healthy. We’re all fucking bored and have nothing better to do…

    Honestly, the woman is perfect. Fish gets paid to piss on others….to each their own I guess.

    peace bitches.

  10. Amy Allen

    @Tori:

    Smh, please…. :::plays vilion:::: Here you are STATING: please don’t attack each other because you have different views and mechanisims of recovery. Then get all : “I made it thru…so be sensitive” THEN endng it with …”Peace Bitches”???? I don’t understand how some of you are SO quick to tell each other to STOP the damn fighting but in a war in another war….in the midst trying to PROVE a point. See, it doesn’t matter how much you try to be positive, or prove valid points, DON’T expect people to amen you if at one point you go negative…..it’s ultimately ineffective!

    Going thru a whirlwind about YOUR PAINFUL past isn’t going to make than Liana & Firbble BITCH any less! Please save THAT for Oprah’s last show!

    Bottom line: In case you didn’t realize this is the internet (preferrly on gossip blogs): A place that indulges in insensitivity, having NO shame to say “fuck you” NOT one to share your life story, THEY HAVE BLOGS FOR THIS. Worst part is, you went thru all this on a post that started with a piegon-toed harlot ! Seriously. Get mad then get over it.

  11. Ralph

    Who the hell gets crap tattooed falling down their leg?

  12. Rose

    I am a fan of this site for the writer only- got a crush on him- but occasionally I check the comments to see how predictable people can be. I knew it would just blow your minds that a woman with a shaved head can have a good body; and was I mostly right?

    First off, post #10: How can you call this woman a whore when she is only topless? We need a less puritanical jury here. In parts of France my friend’s 70 year old mother goes to the beach topless. And is she shaved her head. She is not going for a conventional style of beauty. Independent thought, what a concept.

    Second, post #13, Get better soon. I think that’s what these assholes meant to say. And I am very sorry for your ordeal.

    Finally, I want to add that I shaved my head when I was 20 years old to take a hiatus from being hit on constantly. To focus on, oh I don’t know, INNER BEAUTY. I recommend every hot woman do the same. Your entire world will change for the better because you develop skills outside of using men. And it grows back anyway. It was a cathartic experience.

    Always a racist comment, then petty bickering- attacking a chemo patient in these comments. Jesus Christ sometimes the human race terrifies me. So from a beautiful person to a bunch petty, ugly souls, Happy New Year.

  13. Mo

    This makes chechclear a lot easier on the eyes by comparison.

  14. ohmy

    this broad looks like she had a sex change, fake tits and ass implants wow nasty

  15. BlahBlahBlee

    Aree you guysss for reall?? She is hottttt. Stop hating on her. Her body’s perfectionnn.

  16. Megan

    She’s pretty hot, I have to admit.

  17. duh

    I love how in the last pic she’s covering up and running away like she just fuckin realized she’d been standing around naked in public

  18. NatTurner

    Awwww look. White people are mad because she doesnt look like she has anorexia (their standard of beauty) like Lindsey Lohan, Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse. Note to white people. We prefer our women to have curves and not be hooked on cocaine. Sorry.

  19. She is looking like moron in bald and without top. I think she is not suppose to do it anymore. Why she is exposing herself nude publicly where there is no need to do this .

  20. venessa

    yes she’s trashy…yes she’s tacky and tasteless..but, you CANNOT deny she is beautiful..from her face to her figure..she has perfect lips, skin and facial features…and I put any woman to the test of being bald and looking that beautiful…..is she a trashy hoe?..she sure is…but she’s a pretty hoe..and I am a female, spanish/italian…she’s gorgeous.

  21. venessa

    yes she’s trashy…yes she’s tacky and tasteless..but, you CANNOT deny she is beautiful..from her face to her figure..she has perfect lips, skin and facial features…and I put any woman to the test of being bald and looking that beautiful…..is she a trashy hoe?..she sure is…but she’s a pretty hoe..and I am a female, spanish/italian…she’s gorgeous.

  22. wow i never knew she was with kanye

  23. NV

    In regards to #42
    “I bet she is better looking than anything you have every had if you are a man writing this and if you are a woman I bet she looks better than you.”

    I look a hell of a lot better than her. She has thunder thighs, saggy and lopsided boobs, trashy tattoos and no hair.
    I am 24 with long brown hair a much fitter body and a very pretty face (so I’ve been told many times). I’m not saying this because I’m jealous.
    Maybe Kayne is dating Amber for her personality. But Kayne is such an arrogant ass, I can’t imagine she’s much nicer.

  24. Nigga

    If he got cancer he shud just put a f’in bandana on and a shirt this wildabeast wouldnt get cut on

  25. Douchevidania
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate bald chicks!

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