BEST OF 2009: Amber Rose Topless

December 27th, 2009 // 81 Comments

6. AMBER ROSE

Posted: 8/19/2009

After posting these pics of Amber Rose wandering around Miami topless, I learned something: If you slap tits on a weird chemo patient that has sex with Kanye West, people will look.

I like to believe I’m a better person because of this.

Original: Amber Rose topless with Kanye West

Photos: Mavrix
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  1. Tucker Jay

    dislike.

  2. nofeelings

    wtf

  3. doogleberg

    What…the…hell.

    Best of 2009? You’re shittin’ me, right? She looks like the kid from “Home Improvement”.

    What’s wrong with you guys?

  4. fugly

    Woof!

  5. Once she opens her mouth, she ruins it. What else do you think that ugly Kanye is gonna get? He has ‘ugly man syndrome’ just like Sean Combs. A constant need to be the center of attention because their looks never afforded that to them. Homely.

  6. Nameless

    WTF?!? This “best” list is off to a bad start already. This dude with breasts is f’ugly.

  7. Craig

    Cancer hair AND wall-eyed boobies? That is so hott.

  8. Eli Porter

    She got mad stretch marks…, sex changes do a body wrong.

  9. gen

    @3,6

    I’m pretty sure the “best” are the most popular ones. So I guess this one was very popular because everyone thought they had a funny “chemo patient”/”Kanye is an asshole” joke.

  10. sick in the stomach

    If you are whore enough to have to tan your private parts, please do it in private. I am personally disgusted with whoring women that are so skanky that they have nothing else to offer other than their twats, asses, and tits.
    Why does this mongrel not have any hair? Is it that she is soooooo beautiful (in her delusional mental universe – or would that be monoverse)?

  11. Aunt Jemima

    Its a booboon.

  12. Fat Foot

    These are shots from the new remake of the TV Show Alien Nation right?

  13. Liana

    I don’t appreciate that chemo comment. Normally your quips are absolutely hilarious but until you lose your hair to chemotherapy (like I have, quite recently) you don’t understand how devastating it is for someone to make a comment like that. I am thoroughly disappointed.

  14. ppl

    What’s funny is, I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot dick and yet someone with more money than he can shit on fuck that every day… so it goes

  15. Me

    And why is this unknown worthless skank ‘Best of’ anything? Come on Superficial… get you $hit straight. Not only is she just some overrated douchebag’s girlfriend, she looks like some albino gorilla with implants. Enough said.

  16. James

    I think she’s beautiful and these were BY FAR the best pics of 2009

  17. Fribble

    #13 Liana – December 29, 2009 1:21 PM
    “I don’t appreciate that chemo comment. Normally your quips are absolutely hilarious but until you lose your hair to chemotherapy (like I have, quite recently) you don’t understand how devastating it is for someone to make a comment like that. I am thoroughly disappointed.”

    What’s funny is how self-centered some people are; to the extent that if anything bad happens to them, then the entire fu*cking world has to bow down to the altar of “can’t joke about that” and “I’m so offended.” Piss off, you self-centered, snail-trail-leaving, hoo-hole. The rest of us learned long ago that bad shit happens to everyone and you just have to deal with it.
    We don’t expect the world to conform to our sensitivities, so neither should you. Toughen up, bochie.

  18. ddura

    Do you like fish sticks?

  19. me

    Wait, I have more to say… Are those shit stains coming out of her vagina, running down her right leg?

  20. Blonde down there?

    NICE JUICY CUNT!

  21. the world

    Ooooooh…yeah…no thanks.

  22. Marcy

    She’s got a great body, but the pics would be improved exponentially if she’d worn a paper bag over that head.

  23. vix

    pasty AND misshapen breasts?
    um. EW?

  24. dingaling

    I’d love to have a threesome with her and Coco. mmmm!

  25. Porchmonkey

    She has really ugly tits. I can’t believe she takes the time to bleach that nappy little bit of hair on her head.

    Ok ok my positive comment is…at least she’s not obese like that other nig lover Coco

  26. Maybe she shaves her head so people won’t notice how ugly her face is.

  27. clifford

    to each his or her own, but i find her pretty damn hot. definitely awesome pics.

  28. JiggaJay

    SHE IS FUCKING HOT. I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU IDIOTS SAY.

    THAT ASS IS AMAZINGLY PERFECT.

    SLAMPIG

  29. Liana

    In reply to #17, Fribble

    How dare you! I don’t expect anyone to bow down to me. I just voiced my opinion. I honestly feel like it is tasteless to joke about something that is out of a person’s control, i.e. an illness or disease. If you were disfigured would you want someone to joke about that? We can gladly trade places and you can see what it is like. Way to be a jerk, asshat.

  30. Redhead

    She’s HOT. Perfect body and such a cute face :) She’s perfect! (Im jealous lol)

  31. Fribble

    29. Liana – December 29, 2009 4:26 PM
    In reply to #17, Fribble
    “How dare you! ”

    How dare YOU! You have NO FUCKING RIGHT to tell ANYONE what they can think, or say. Is that too damn difficult for you to grasp?
    BTW, I have a friend who is partially paralyzed who makes more jokes about it than anyone. HE isn’t playing the “poor, poor, pitiful me” victim card. HE accepts that PART of his life sucked, and now he makes the best of the rest of it without feeling sorry for himself OR EXPECTING ANYONE ELSE TO DO SO.
    Get over it , already! You’re alive, for fuck’s sake! Be grateful!
    Damn whiney bitch…

  32. Nat

    Looks like page 19 of the last edition of National Geographic

  33. Liana

    @ Fribble

    Where do I say that they absolutely cannot voice their opinion? I just gave my opinion on that matter, I did not say that it was the say all- be all. I am not playing the victim card, I’m just saying that I think it is tasteless. God forbid anyone ever disagree with you because ultimately it seems that your opinion is the only one that should matter.

  34. rekk

    Tasteless with clothes or without. Show some shame. This will be Rihanna in 10 years, oh sorry, that’s Rihanna now. No self-respect, no shame. This is just tacky porn-star stuff… or those night mares where you show up to exams late and without pants.

  35. Fribble

    33. Liana – December 29, 2009 6:16 PM
    @ Fribble
    “God forbid anyone ever disagree with you because ultimately it seems that your opinion is the only one that should matter.”

    You really are dense, aren’t you. YOU are the one saying that people can’t make jokes about certain subjects. I’M the one saying anyone can say anything they want, and YOU shouldn’t attempt to censor others. Which is what you are trying to do.
    Get a clue, baldie.

  36. OMG

    A couple of photos of Amber Rose on Unitard Universe – a site with nothing but pics of celebs in unitards and jumpsuits – http://www.unitarduniverse.com/tag/amber-rose/

  37. The Clap

    … She’s a man. Stop calling her a SHE. It is a HE.
    And he’s fucking ugly beyond all belief. Kanye is more feminine than him.

  38. Brad

    How is it that girlfriends with expressionistic tendencies always seem to materialize when rumors start flying about a celebrity being gay?

  39. more sexy pictures click my name~~~
    WOW, just WOW. I usually expect some witty jabs at celebrities, but what was written simply fell flat. Popeye’s chicken? Sagging pants? There are at least 100 articles about Kanye West on this site alone and that stereotypical image doesn’t really fit him. Love him or hate him, he doesn’t come across like every other rapper.

    If you’re gonna be racist, you also have to be funny along with it. That was just blunt and I don’t even get how it fits with anything pictured.

    Anyway, for a bald woman, Amber Rose looks alright, especially from the front.

  40. Liana

    @ Fribble

    suck my hairless balls

  41. foshow38

    Funny she only looks good with clothes on..lol

  42. I bet she is better looking than anything you have every had if you are a man writing this and if you are a woman I bet she looks better than you.

  43. more sexy pictures click my name~~~
    She hates the magic of our daddy/daughter song. Oh noes!

  44. cc

    hmmm, these pictures lead me to believe I’ve stumbled into some veterinary fetishist website.

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  49. Ali

    Liana, first let me say that I’ve very sorry you are ill, and I wish you a full and speedy recovery. But, you stated that ‘Normally your quips are absolutely hilarious’. Please realize that many of those quips you personally find so hilarious are quips that may in fact be extremely hurtful and offensive to someone else in the world. Just take that into consideration.

    You need energy and positivity as you recover. Don’t waste it getting worked up arguing on annonymous message boards that really don’t matter. Peace, and get well soon.

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