BEST OF 2012: Shakira’s Butt Has A Bikini In It

December 26th, 2012 // 17 Comments
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Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.


Welcome to the time of the year where we slap a bunch of “Best Of” posts in the can so we can recharge our dick joke batteries amidst the tattered war zone of the holidays which has already paid off because I completely forgot about these Shakira pics that taught me a valuable lesson about the effects of picture quality on ass looking, and that is none. There’s no effect. These pics could point a gun at you and you wouldn’t give a shit.

Posted: 1.6.2012

Original Post: Grainy Shots of Shakira’s Bikini Riding Up Her Butt

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. She has one the sexiest asses I’ve ever laid my eyes on. As a porn connoisseur, I’ve seen many a sexy ass, but Shakira still has one of the best.

  2. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    DAFUQ?! this pic printed onto a bed linen?

  3. Schmidtler

    I was going to comment on the Christina Hendricks pics, and say what a disgusting fat old pig she is, but, in the spirit of the holiday and all that, I decided it’s better to focus on the positive things in life, like Shakira’s incredible ass. Last broad I saw that had an ass like Shakira was Bess Truman. Damn, you could cut a porterhouse steak with a butterknife on Bess Truman’s ass.

  4. I like to think of myself as one who has self control, but if i saw her ass like that in real life, I would bust a nut before I could even try to plunge in. So fucking hot

  5. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    I’ll never be an Argentinian prince or a head of state in some Latin country, so I’ll never tap that. Time for me to die now.

  6. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    I bet she shits diamonds out of a platinum asshole.

  7. I’m sitting here in my office thinking how much fun it would be to slap her ass with my dick. I should probably stop acting it out, though – maybe wipe down my keyboard tray, too.

  8. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    what’s with the “zapruder film” quality rez here? that man should never be aloud to film ass again…unless he’s exclusively used for kardasian shoots of course.

  9. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    i wonder what she was doing , masturbating????

  10. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    I’d tung that ass

  11. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    wow nice butt thnxs shakira

  12. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    I would blow spoogee if my dick rubbed against her ass.

  13. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    I would be content to slap her ass just to watch it jiggle.

  14. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    She is inside a mosquito tent.

  15. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    If I ever strike it big on the lottery I’d give up the entire amount of money just to be able to tongue Shakira’s asshole whenever I wanted. Well…I’d want to be able to bang her too once I’m done eating her asshole.

  16. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    I wish that she would have stood up but still enjoyable!

  17. Shakira Bikini Butt
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    fugly midget and a phony.

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