Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo.
(He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.
Welcome to the time of the year where we slap a bunch of “Best Of” posts in the can so we can recharge our dick joke batteries amidst the tattered war zone of the holidays which has already paid off because I completely forgot about these Shakira pics that taught me a valuable lesson about the effects of picture quality on ass looking, and that is none. There’s no effect. These pics could point a gun at you and you wouldn’t give a shit.
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