Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.
FEBRUARY
These Megan Fox bikini pics were only up for the last week of February, yet they still managed to dominate every single post that month because despite the words that come out of her mouth, people still want to look at Megan Fox’s body and imagine having sex with it on top of a robot. Or in the case of Michael Bay, make her wash said robot while you teabag a cache of C-4. He’s a man of fine taste.
Posted: 2.21.2012
Original Post: Megan Fox Bikini Photos, Anyone?
Photos: GSI Media
Someone looks like they used her body to write a term paper.
She’s always sexiest when she’s not talking. Fuck your ugly tattoos.
Not a good picture of her breast implants.
So great – always!
all those words tattooed on her, she could have said all she needed to say just tattooing ‘Retard’ on her fivehead.
Say what you want, I thought she did a better than average job in “This is 40″.
What? Playing young, sexy and stupid? Yeah that’s a stretch for her.
Those things look rock hard.
This twat needs to take a flying leap off the Empire State Building. “This is 40″ bombed. Her and Judd Apatow deserve each other. Howard Stern went on America’s Got Talent and did a stupendous job, and those untalented shitstains lost to a Tom Cruise movie in the box office. Hopefully she OD’s on her next fix or gets run over when playing out in traffic like the good retard she is.
What’s that scribbled on her…? Let’s see…
“Milk, Eggs, Bread, BBQ Chips…”
NICE RACK!
Graffiti. That’s what can really improve a landscape. Idiot.
Another big boobed hooker with a tattooed loser…Who would have thunk….Get a man with a job, not a tinkerbell that likes artsy people, artsy tinkerbells never pay off…..Get a real man.
MF looks AMAZE!
Has anyone considered they might be bigger due to breast feeding? Weren’t they already fake? Maybe they are just swollen for natural reasons?
Sick thumb
this is as close together as i can get em,
your gonna need more girth to really enjoy it
Bolt ons