BEST OF 2012: Megan Fox In A Bikini Before She Got All Pregnant And, God, Woman, Why?!

December 26th, 2012 // 20 Comments
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Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.

FEBRUARY

These Megan Fox bikini pics were only up for the last week of February, yet they still managed to dominate every single post that month because despite the words that come out of her mouth, people still want to look at Megan Fox’s body and imagine having sex with it on top of a robot. Or in the case of Michael Bay, make her wash said robot while you teabag a cache of C-4. He’s a man of fine taste.

Posted: 2.21.2012

Original Post: Megan Fox Bikini Photos, Anyone?

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
    rubbydubby
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    Someone looks like they used her body to write a term paper.

  2. She’s always sexiest when she’s not talking. Fuck your ugly tattoos.

  3. Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
    judgingyou
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    Not a good picture of her breast implants.

  4. richie

    So great – always!

  5. Schmidtler

    all those words tattooed on her, she could have said all she needed to say just tattooing ‘Retard’ on her fivehead.

  6. Michael

    Say what you want, I thought she did a better than average job in “This is 40″.

  7. Brentkilledaguy

    Those things look rock hard.

  8. Jay

    This twat needs to take a flying leap off the Empire State Building. “This is 40″ bombed. Her and Judd Apatow deserve each other. Howard Stern went on America’s Got Talent and did a stupendous job, and those untalented shitstains lost to a Tom Cruise movie in the box office. Hopefully she OD’s on her next fix or gets run over when playing out in traffic like the good retard she is.

  9. What’s that scribbled on her…? Let’s see…

    “Milk, Eggs, Bread, BBQ Chips…”

  10. Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
    Michael Matheis
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    NICE RACK!

  11. Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
    Yoda Mann
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    Graffiti. That’s what can really improve a landscape. Idiot.

  12. Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
    inkstinks
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    Another big boobed hooker with a tattooed loser…Who would have thunk….Get a man with a job, not a tinkerbell that likes artsy people, artsy tinkerbells never pay off…..Get a real man.

  13. Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
    bi chick
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    MF looks AMAZE!
    Has anyone considered they might be bigger due to breast feeding? Weren’t they already fake? Maybe they are just swollen for natural reasons?

  14. Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
    Gabz
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    Sick thumb

  15. Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
    bernard
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    this is as close together as i can get em,
    your gonna need more girth to really enjoy it

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    catcat
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    Bolt ons

  17. Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
    hunter
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    sexy sexy sexy as ever

  18. Megan Fox Bikini Brian Austin Green
    coljack
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    How it all began…

    Megan: “I think I want a tattoo of an inspirational quote on my right side. What should it be?”

    Shia: “How about, ‘Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.’?”

    Megan: “That’s so beautiful. Who said that?”

    Shia: “I did!”

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