Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.
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I’ll be frank. If these Leighton Meester pics weren’t the top post for April, I would’ve immediately resigned in protest. And being even more frank, in less than two minutes I would’ve begged and prostituted myself for my job back because you people have to wear pants to work and last I checked this was America not Stalin’s Russia. But make no mistake, my point would be made. Oh yes, my point would be made…
Posted: 4.15.2012
Original Post: It’s Leighton Meester’s Butt In A Bikini
Photos: GADE/AKM-GSI
Nothing’s better than the Meester keester. She and Shakira need to have an ass-off to determine which one is better. Or they can come to my house and I’ll decide personally.
I just love white women with nice butts!!!
We have not for the white couple raped and murdered by savage apes in Knoxville. You had better be white.
We have not forgot the white couple raped and murdered by savage apes in Knoxville. You had better be white.
Sometime this world is a wonderful, wonderful place.
My ass looks like this. It was a great, surprising day for my self-esteem when these pictures got such a positive reaction :)
You really need to work on your self-esteem, Dave.
She has the type of ass you just want to bury your face in and stay for hours.
I could “Italian” that ass all day.
more butt and less front is preferable on that bitch.
Sell my clothes, I’m going to Heaven…!!!
I would kiss her ass for a week if she would just do me the honor of farting in my mouth!
WTF comments like this just ruin the fun for everyone
Fake vito ain’t that bad.
she is a omplete woman
The irony in this comment is off the charts.
She’s gorgeous but I think you went a little far with the Jesus crack man !
her thick white butt and stinky feet are perfect for my face!
I’d Love to eat that butt.
I wouldn’t mind wearing her sphincter as a bracelet.
Proof that even UGLY women can be successful & have a great body to boot!
She is the pride of the white race
wayy too much meat packed in that back sack. no thanks.
You are insane, Her ass is perfection
not that there is any thing wrong with a little cellulite . In fact its sexy , real and inticing
Bu karıyı domaltıp sikeceksin beeee
Bikini bile dayanamamış araya girmiş, 80′lik dedeninkini bile dimdik yapar bu karı….
Speak English, you piece of shit. HINGA DINGA DURGEN. that’s not even fucking real.
Tyler kardeşim mükemmel yorum yapmış gerçekten ( i mean, your comment is wonderfull ) ancak güzel kardeşim, karının ass ını sikeceksin yüzünü değil, koy götüne gitsin….
i would stick my penis in her butthole.
I’d hit it!
Meester keester
Kill yourself
I’d slap that ass and grab a piece on the way out