BEST OF 2012: Avril Lavigne, Breast Inspector

Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.


Here’s Avril Lavigne vacationing in Los Cabos where she spent most of the time honking her friend’s jugs because Canadian women grab life by the breast-balls. Unfortunately, this also results in Chad Kroeger proposing to you, so for the love of God, nobody try this at home. I don’t care how much money I offer you. Or this deed to my house.

Jewelry, what about jewelry?

Posted: 7.23.2012

Original Post: BREAKING: Avril Lavigne Loves Playing With Her Friend’s Giant Breasts In A Bikini

Photos: Splash News