Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.
JULY
Here’s Avril Lavigne vacationing in Los Cabos where she spent most of the time honking her friend’s jugs because Canadian women grab life by the breast-balls. Unfortunately, this also results in Chad Kroeger proposing to you, so for the love of God, nobody try this at home. I don’t care how much money I offer you. Or this deed to my house.
Jewelry, what about jewelry?
Posted: 7.23.2012
Original Post: BREAKING: Avril Lavigne Loves Playing With Her Friend’s Giant Breasts In A Bikini
Photos: Splash News
How do Miley Cyrus, Anne Hathaway, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Avril Lavigne expect me to masturbate to them when they keep doing such awful things to their hair?!?!? Did they even ONCE think about *my* needs before they told their stylist to make them look horrid?
This just goes to further prove my theory on life… everyone loves titties.
Button the shorts already.
said the gay guy
I’m still waiting for the sex tape from these two.
she looks like an 11 year old…this might be good if your Phillip Garrido.
avril looks fat her tummy looks bigggggggggggggg ;D
she looks disgusstinggggggggggggg
Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.