10. Octomom
Posted: 1.18.2010
When I sat down to calculate this year’s Best Of posts, the last person I thought I’d see on that list was Octomom Nadya Suleman. Not only had I completely forgot about these bikini photos, but upon clicking on them, I reportedly began cursing in Latin according to eyewitnesses. On that note, this was apparently the tenth most popular post for 2010, so enjoy what you’ve done here, and I’m not at all treating this as if you came into my house and shit on my coffee table. No, not at all. (I am.)
Original Post: Octomom in a Bikini: This is Happening.
To sleep with her wouldn’t be having sex. It would be going spelunking.
I wouldn’t fuck Octomom with Barack Obama’s dick.
Barack’s dick is busy anyway. I’m using it to fuck your girlfriend with.
excellent airbrush job.
her 15 minutes ran out many moons ago.
Those lips..Those lips…they belong on a catfish!
I don’t give a shit – I’d fuck that bitch bloody!!