BEST OF 2010: Miley Cyrus’ Special Place
2. Miley Cyrus
Sometime around June 2010 it was determined that Miley Cyrus’ stage show was missing a certain… something. And that something was her vagina. Not unlike ripping the governor off a car if cars had a vulva, Miley was set lose across Europe and the United States with specific instructions to vagina diddle her way into mainstream relevance. Sure, her audience was almost 99.9% comprised of seven- to 12-year-old girls, it’s not like they’d stick around and emulate her every move? I mean, that’s just crazy talk. Civilization would be doomed if that’s the case. Haha! Little girls being impressionable sponges soaking up the actions of a role model aggressively marketed to them by Disney. You and your ideas. They’re so cute.
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