BEST OF 2010: Lady GaGa’s Missing Penis

5. Lady GaGa

Posted: 2.17.2010

During simpler, more innocent times, there existed a rumor that Lady GaGa was born a hermaphrodite and therefore had both male and female genitalia. Cut to the 2010 Brit Awards where her stage outfit revealed almost entirely hatchet wound and not a single trace of man-wiener. None of you believed your eyes, so you clicked these photos millions of times in what I can only assume was a frantic effort to make a penis appear. “Honey, just leave dinner on the stove. I’m not sleeping until I find that cock.” *click click click click*

Original Post: Lady GaGa Definitely Doesn’t Have a Penis

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