5. Lady GaGa
Posted: 2.17.2010
During simpler, more innocent times, there existed a rumor that Lady GaGa was born a hermaphrodite and therefore had both male and female genitalia. Cut to the 2010 Brit Awards where her stage outfit revealed almost entirely hatchet wound and not a single trace of man-wiener. None of you believed your eyes, so you clicked these photos millions of times in what I can only assume was a frantic effort to make a penis appear. “Honey, just leave dinner on the stove. I’m not sleeping until I find that cock.” *click click click click*
Original Post: Lady GaGa Definitely Doesn’t Have a Penis
Photos: Getty
G$ | December 29, 2010 at 4:02 pm
First
yoursisterscounty | December 29, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Yep, all I see is one big useless cunt.
shorty | December 29, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Yeah, this is more like it. She’s at least viewable.
noooooooooo | December 29, 2010 at 4:21 pm
The best part about the story was how everyone became an expert testifying on how to hide a penis. Rolling socks into pants I could believe but tucking really did catch me off guard.
McFeely Smackup | December 29, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Funny how you say “useless” and she says “cha-ching!” as she rolls wheelbarrows of money to the bank.
I’m not sure who we should blame for the freakshow that she is, but it seems to be working out for her in the ways that matter.
jen | December 29, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Money is your God.
McFeely Smackup | December 29, 2010 at 6:19 pm
My god beats the shit out of the other ones.
Cock Dr | December 30, 2010 at 4:14 am
McFeely you can be such a boring, mundane fuck when you wanna be..
Gerry | December 30, 2010 at 7:55 am
McFeely is the absolute worst poster here. Small penis-itis strikes again. Now go back to fucking your mother loser.
Cock Dr | December 30, 2010 at 9:24 am
Beware imposter postings.
McFeely Smackup | December 30, 2010 at 10:02 am
The only poster other than myself that makes any sense is Parker.
Lightdragon | December 29, 2010 at 4:30 pm
looking at these pics, it would be pretty much difficult to hide my own cock.
boing | December 29, 2010 at 4:41 pm
looking at these pictures has pretty much hid mine.
Lightdragon | December 29, 2010 at 4:50 pm
yes, I am a straight man who dares admit that I would fuck proudly Lady Gaga.
May Ozzy Osbourne forgive me.
Cock Dr | December 29, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Lightdragon, thank U for your honesty.
Ozzy would too, but he would never say so with his wife around.
Hank | December 29, 2010 at 4:38 pm
What a no-talent skank. What a sad commentary on our society that she is as popular and rich as she is. Pathetic losers.
Mary Jane | December 29, 2010 at 6:25 pm
…she’s talented, you may not appreciate it at all (which is fine :] I’ve never bought an album either) but it’s not like she is pretending to play or pretending to sing or pretending to write her songs, she just pretended to be a female. No biggie…. well obviously if she is able to conceal it in that.
I SWEAR IT’S THERE SOMEWHERE!
:P
wangmichelle | December 30, 2010 at 2:48 am
actually,Her dancing is a good guy
Mr Big Balls | December 30, 2010 at 1:06 am
HANK, I agree fully, he/she’s worthless as tits on a bore! I used to attend a swingers club in San Francisco, in the 80′s, was almost fooled more than once. Especially one TV walked around-long pretty hair, tall & slender, face pretty from a distance. He/she was flat as a pancake, and wore a thong to hide what he/she had HIDDEN UP THE CRACK OF THE ASS! Thank God a friend informed me of it. LADY/MAN GaGa definitely has a man’s ass and wears Mardi Gras atire TO FOOL YOU SUCKERS….
GravyLeg | December 29, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Some might go back in time and kill Hitler…
I would go back in time and kill the inventor of AutoTune.
Mary Jane | December 29, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Really? Contemplating the murder of this person cuz you listen have to it so much? Change the station, don’t buy the music. Some songs it can sound kind of cool with it, i get it, but when people make their careers out of it, not to name names, (no srsly the list would not fit on here.) yeah, it gets old right quick….. I say stick with the Hitler fantasy and leave the little computer geeks alone.
Mary Jane | December 29, 2010 at 6:38 pm
:P was actually about to have a bowl now that you mention it, I would murder the inventor for a pound.
Cock Dr | December 30, 2010 at 4:15 am
Mary Jane why don’t you quit smoking the cheap weed you cunt.
Mary Jane | December 30, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Cock Dr, yay now you are relevant. I don’t smoke the cheap shit, but what does it matter? Someone’s a bit angry today…
;)
GravyLeg | December 29, 2010 at 6:36 pm
LOL. Geez MJ…. Go smoke a phat pound of your namesake or something… It’s a freaking JOKE…
Mary Jane | December 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Dang it, now it looks like a commented myself, ugh! what a Moe-ron.
GravyLeg | December 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
OK then… As long as we can set it to SOME standard of measurement…
GravyLeg | December 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm
“This is your internet posts on drugs….”
Parker | December 29, 2010 at 5:34 pm
The only thing she’s missing is my c*ck in her a$$ all night long.
The Homosexual Plot to Kill JFK | December 29, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Why don’t you put it there after she’s been constipated for about a week, during which time she has devoured a lot of corn?
Mr Big Balls | December 30, 2010 at 1:09 am
Or it might be the other way around, PARKER! I’ve heard he/she carries K-Y jelly with her/him all the time…
Lady Blah Blah | December 29, 2010 at 5:56 pm
I think we know where the missing penis went (hint: check out that tiny appendage attached to Brett Favre’s body just above his testicles).
Brett Favre | December 30, 2010 at 12:08 am
Your nose?
Pangulin | December 29, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Sure is interesting how some of the comments just disappear shortly after they are posted…Fish is a practicing censor, now! What is the strangest part about the censorship on the Superficial is the fact that it isn’t the most egregious comments that are disappearing. Oh well, c’est la vie! Censorship is a alive and well here at the Superficial!
The Homosexual Plot to Kill JFK | December 29, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I’ve noticed that too. Getting rid of comments that are ads disguised as comments is one thing, getting rid of comments for no other apparent reason is odd.
jon and kate plus hate | December 29, 2010 at 9:11 pm
I looked and looked at these pics and then I found a penis…..in my hands !!!!
penis | December 29, 2010 at 10:49 pm
LOL!
dawmiien | December 30, 2010 at 12:22 am
I put on a cap just to tip it to your comment. Well done.
wim | December 30, 2010 at 12:20 am
the big mistery is still: WHERE DID SHE HIDE IT?
Mr Big Balls | December 30, 2010 at 1:14 am
With past experience at a swingers club in San Francisco, back in the 80′s, he/she GaGa slides it up the cracker of that MAN’S ASS. You all believe Lady Ga Ga is a female and I’ll sell you THE BEST SNAKE-OIL YOU’VE EVER HAD….
sellout | December 30, 2010 at 2:34 am
SELLOUT
wangmichelle | December 30, 2010 at 2:34 am
wow,so sex, Gaga really unique, clothing is simply let a person shine at the moment
I know a place–shopindream inside dress is pretty good ,
have a try!!!!
Grand Dragon | December 30, 2010 at 3:29 am
I like her big ol dago wop ginny booty
Gando | December 30, 2010 at 4:57 am
Hm, unless that’s a scar, i don’t see any penis indeed. Lady GaGa could have signed an official ‘me really no have penis’ document. But since we’ve all now key witnessed that she really doesn’t have any, our brothas and sistas and me are finally convinced. I guess it does clean out her record better .
Rhialto | December 30, 2010 at 5:07 am
Lucky enough we’ve several ‘brothers and sisters’. But most of them are ‘sisters’ (really don’t have a penis) anyway. Turns out that it’s not always necessary to go beyond borders.
Gando | December 30, 2010 at 5:38 am
But just for the entertaining factor, we could go anyway beyond borders. Lucky enough there’re still (real) humans ready to help out for any good, honest cause.
Rhialto | December 30, 2010 at 5:52 am
Hmm, i guess you’re right. I guess my attitude is too protective of nature about some of these (babydoll) ‘sisters’.
Bill Kurtis | December 30, 2010 at 5:07 am
Everyone knows she had Jamie Lee Curtis surgery. It’s like Tommy John surgery except they cut your hermaphrodite dingaling off.
Bimbamboing | December 30, 2010 at 7:51 am
Is she singing live or does she lip sync?
Bimbamboing | December 30, 2010 at 9:17 am
I’d blame the fashion designers for showing her goodies.
GravyLeg | December 30, 2010 at 10:09 am
Where’s the beef?
Rhialto | December 30, 2010 at 10:13 am
I was eyeing this girl longer than you could imagine. But… There was this girl’s boyfriend and rapidly after that another one followed. So i retreated myself in the deep, dark woods. Surrounded by darkness only my red flaming predator’s eyes were visible but still focussed. Patiently waiting for the right moment…
Galtacticus | December 30, 2010 at 11:09 am
In the meantime the deep dark and wild woods are looking better cultivated. That’s a positive omen.
Gando | December 30, 2010 at 11:51 am
We got to know a lot of different people during that period. I’d believe that not all of them are to be considered really ‘unsympathetic’ after all.
Galtacticus | December 30, 2010 at 11:59 am
Hm, they’re mean onto the bone but maybe you’re right. There might be some exceptions.
Gando | December 30, 2010 at 1:15 pm
As usual just a few who mess things up for the big crowd wouldn’t be justice.
Rhialto | December 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
To my opinion all what some are lacking, what takes time, is a cultivated mind. Check the ode!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10HnXc406lg&feature=related
Galtacticus | December 30, 2010 at 2:20 pm
The first ode slap does look more cultivated than the second ode punch later in the clip.
Bimbamboing | December 30, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Remember those were crazy times. You gotta be fearless in man to man fights otherwise you were doomed.
Mr Big Balls | December 30, 2010 at 1:10 pm
The question is… whether or not! Does he/she fly commercially and have to go thru security? That would answer the question!!!!!
Life Serial | January 3, 2011 at 9:07 pm
Gahh. I thought I woke up from this nightmare once already. Thanks for making me revisit it. Ass.