BEST OF 2010: Jennifer Lopez Has Cellulite

December 28th, 2010 // 64 Comments

7. Jennifer Lopez

Posted: 10.19.2010

Full Disclosure: I was going to entirely skip this shot of Jennifer Lopez performing in Madrid but instead posted it as an afterthought with the daily links. Turns out you couldn’t get enough of staring into a mound of cellulite and the photo literally became an international sensation. There were small villages in Central America who looked at these on dial-up and immediately sacrificed a goat lest “La masa de Monster” steal their children in their sleep. Which is why, for just pennies a day, you can get them a 3G phone so they can learn they’re confusing JLo with Madonna. *drops Blackberry in mail* Knowledge is coming, Pepe! Be strong.

Original Post: Jennifer Lopez Should Never Let This Happen Again and Other News

Photos: Splash News

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    first

    • FattyFatty2X4

      Your top 10 needs work for people with vision.
      What next, Christina Hendricks bending over nude?

      • garbage pail cousin

        People with vision, bending…huh?? Keep the voices in your head, IN YOUR HEAD.

      • FattyFatty2X4

        NO, I like the ridicule.
        It makes me feel good.
        Use of caps was exceptional, nice.

      • garbage pail cousin

        You’re a dolt and your comments are nonsensical. You are part of the reason this blog has sucked out loud the past couple of weeks. Feeling good now? Glad I could help!

  2. Guesty

    I think it’s less cellulite and more high-tech motion capture cameras showing the most minute movements of her legs — you see this sort of thing on the smallest, skinniest people in paparazzi shots. But Lopez should be thrilled she’s #7 at anything these days.

    • LOL @guesty
      and yeah that’s not how her legs actually look it’s more like a horrific photo moment. Her legs look great in the other shots and 98% of women have dimples. How come guys don’t really get it? Assholes.((it was rhetorical I know men and women get fat deposited in different places ty))

      • garbage pail cousin

        You’re both right. Women have half the nerve endings as men in that region – causing the appearance of dimples, which can be exposed with the right shot at the right moment.
        She still looks smokin’ regardless.

      • mcfeely smackup

        yes, it’s all mens fault that her ass looks like a condom filled with scrambled eggs.

      • Blaming men? Hmm,, I don’t remember accusing men of anything,, just a simple statement mcfeely don’t get defensive.

    • Jackie

      The camera is not capturing anything that isn’t there. But if I was feeling generous and compelled to overlook the soupy mess on her thighs, I’d still have some questions about the actual honest-to-God set of balls she has dangling between her legs. Explain that away while you’re feeling so charitable.

      Seriously. How am I the only one seeing this?

    • Linder

      Wow, this photographer should be arrested for invasion of private parts and Voyeurism. If a principal of a school or minister took this photo they would be arrested. There are no boundaries anywhere,… Its just not right!

  3. First?

    First?

  4. eee

    She shouldn’t have had those kids they really messed up her body. Her booty doesn’t even look good anymore.

  5. shorty

    You’re killing me here. It’s like being flogged.

  6. eee

    La masa de monster… Lmao!

  7. BigDaddy

    I would still like to sleep with her just one time.

  8. Mitch

    That is so fucking disgusting. I would sooner take a load of AIDS infected semen up the ass than see her naked.

  9. xerozs

    Cellulite or not… i’d still tap that…

  10. GravyLeg

    A Mexican with a fat ass? How did this happen?

  11. See Alice

    Yuck That is disgusting . She should join a circus as a freak !

  12. jojo

    Fuck! I hate cottage cheese even more now.

  13. ?

    She’s not mexican. Hth.

  14. Look, women gain weight differently than men, and it would be hard to find any woman of that age take a better action shot with that lighting…but…what is that hanging down in the middle?

  15. jd

    good stuff

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    Paloma
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s human. So what? Get over it people.

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    darla
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s old so what she’s 45 years old she’s following the typical aging process.
    You know what will make Jennifer looks like a freak is not having those cellulite
    at this stage of her life. I’m sorry but even in Hollywood there is no such thing as eternal youth. People age. But that does not mean they are freaking over. Just look at Betty White she,s still honking that 89 years of her life. Grow up Hollywood
    and stop demanding the iumpossibilities.

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    kz
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s just really bad lighting. Her legs look pretty good regardless.

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    Lang
    Commented on this photo:

    She really just needs to go away. She can’t act or sing, and she’s old and fat.

  20. Boogeyman King Dong

    Do all women have cellulite? Dunno, 4 da right answer we must do more scientific research.

  21. Lt. Dangle

    I AM 44 F*CKING YEARS OLD, A SIZE 4 AND I HAVE NO CELLULITE. I MEAN, A LITTLE, BUT NOT VISIBLE, REALLY.

    THIS IS DISGUSTING. TO BE A PERFORMER, YOUR LIFE IS BASED ON YOUR LOOK, CUZ SHE IS NOT THAT TALENTED, AND SHE IS A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE, AND CANT GET OFF HER LAZY ASS TO WORK OUT EVEN A LITTLE?

    I AM SICK OF LAZY FAT PEOPLE.

    HER LEGS ARE BEYOND GROSS.

    IF IM SICK OF FAT WOMAN, I BET MEN ARE TOO.

    NO EXCUSE …………………………………

    F*CKING NONE!

    • Lol, angry much?

    • lady

      Jeezzz… You need some therapy, lady. Most women have cellulite and it has nothing to do with weight. Even skinny people get stretch marks and cellulite. The feminine structure changes the way it holds fat deposits.

      Maybe you should do some research on how/why cellulite actually appears because you will have it too! It is inevitable.

  22. wim

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, LET’S HOPE HER “Insurace” WON’T SEE THIS…………

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    sure
    Commented on this photo:

    You are crazy to think this is real. Saw in in concert around the same time and that is completely altered.

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    Sixty
    Commented on this photo:

    In all the *other* photos she looks pretty fine. Did you know Photoshop has a “cottage cheese” filter? Just sayin’. But even if not doctored, c’mon, the woman is 41 — what darla said.

  25. jojo

    Spamtarded.

  26. Righteous, dude

    I’d still love to do naughty things to her.

  27. Jo

    Oh get over it, everyone has cellulite. Jennifer has amazing legs and a sexy ass, and I wouldnt say no to her.

  28. Josh

    What else is new?

  29. seaweed wrap

    Wonder if JLo or her publicist ever brings this kind of post to her attention?

  30. Judee

    All these women are human like the rest of us and very few women do not have cellulite. The only difference is celebrity photos are always re-touched. Look at the celebrities who you see one day with major cellulite and the next ? None. Impossible. Jennifer has also had to colour her hair since early 30′s due to pre-mature grey hair. For me? Again makes her more human. Now if only they would admit it their fan base would be even larger.

  31. JN

    It’s not cellulite if you can’t see it when she’s standing still. JLo can get it 7 days a week! OW!!

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    Andyca_lk
    Commented on this photo:

    real or not real…..still looks funny for me LOL

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    big
    Commented on this photo:

    she dont have celluite she is beautiful

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    Shauna
    Commented on this photo:

    Unless your a fit or really fit person, certain lighting and angles will show this type of thing in most people. I have heard that only lifelong gymnast are without it in all lighting.

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    ella
    Commented on this photo:

    Lang, shut up , you need to go away LOL

  36. carmen

    Believe it or not, we have broadband here in Central America. And animal sacrifice is so 500 B.C, we just buy our dead animals in supermarkets now.

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    judyisafan
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks stunning in every other shot – with a body most women would give anything to have. Lay off – it just seems rude, superficial, and immature – pandering to twelve-year-olds or men who just don’t get what it is to be a woman. Concentrate on the positive energy she inspires and the joy in her face next time.

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    anto
    Commented on this photo:

    Lieee!!! she has a perfect body

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    Heather
    Commented on this photo:

    I am not a fan of Jennifer Lopez at ALL so I am not trying to defend her. I can tell that the first picture is not her. The hair and the dress are wrong. Look at the ruffled hem on the dress in that picture and compare it to the hem on the rest of the pictures. Clearly not the same.

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    sam
    Commented on this photo:

    whatever everyone has cellulite

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    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her!

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    AXian
    Commented on this photo:

    If you dress like an 18 yr old, then you should expect these types of photos to show. As per the: “following normal aging process”, I disagree. I am 35 yrs old and have 3 children- yet I don’t have cellulite everywhere. I especially DO wear age appropriate clothes. JHO might want to consider changing her wardrobe, or even her gym status. Regardless of photo-shop, etc, IF this picture is real she has to do at least three things – 1) Change how short her skirts are, 2) Hit a gym, because even a normal mother (such as myself, who barely gets on the treadmill), and 3) NEVER presume to blame this one having children or the aging process.

    My grandmother has a good saying: If you don’t want people to see it, COVER IT UP! Also, another good rule for my teenage daughters were no skirts shorter then the tips of their fingers. Meaning, they will NEVER flash anyone unless they want to.

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    He
    Commented on this photo:

    What?? This fatty ass latino woman and taste …. two different planets!

    Sorry, my wife is 41 – beautiful, slim and ellegant with 0 cellulite and perfect breasts (including her intelligence)..

    Just stop showing ugly stupid caws!

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