3. Coco
Posted: 6.29.2010
Half-woman, half-minotaur, Coco took the beaches of Miami in June where she marveled the Internet with her ability to wear nothing but scraps of cloth across her Herculean frame. If there was ever any doubt Ice-T needs to bring a battle axe to the bedroom before granting entry to her quiver mountain, let these photos cast such notions asunder.
Original Post: Coco Should Wear a Smaller Bikini
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I would like to have her near me in case I was drowning as I think she would make an excellent flotation device.
There’s comedy.. and then there’s your post.
Not a bikini. Those are nipple and cunt bandages.
You sound jealous to me. She looks great in that bikini.
That’s no moon. Never mind.
GROSS….i woudl throw up if i saw this at the pool..her gross wide wagina lips are nasteee.
It’s taken me a while, but I’ve gotten somewhat used to the Coco creature.
In fact I feel some concern for her.
I hope that Ice-T isn’t exploiting a poor dumb cow with submissive tendencies into outrageous body augmentation.
I hope he isn’t taking all the $$ she’s making.
I hope he won’t kick her to the curb when she impacts the aging wall.
And I hope he makes her shave that thang a little better before she hits the beach again.
WORD .
Superficial: home of the recycled photos of circus freaks. Good work if you can get it…
This thing rated above Kim’s moon? Ye Gads! Civilization has come to an end and the mutants are in control!
To paraphrase an old saying,”You can put a bikini on a pig…..but it’s still just a pig!”
Jesus, she’s like the Venus of Willendorf … that’s some good old prehistoric porn
I think that is a normal size bathing suit that her ass just decided to use for a snack
That is a normal suit wise guy, it’s called a thong bikini!
she is built for fun!
Rumor has it she was deployed to Miami by the state as shark repellent.
I’d like to see the US with a black president (100% black, unlike Barry Soetoro) and a white, blond First Lady who is build exactly like Coco. Not because I think that would be a good thing, but because I think it would be hysterical.
I’d vote for that.
Great idea! I’d vote for him to show I’m not racist!
So would I
Sounds kinda like that movie Idiocracy. If you haven’t seen it, you have to. It’s fucking hilarious.
I’d would hit that 25/8.
I’d hit her like a ton of bricks.
I like sturdy girls with lots of curves (even if some of them are augmented).
Poser.
I’m cuckoo for Coco Puffs!
We have a WINNAR!!!
1 INTERNET
I’d would hit that 25/8 ….. with a chainsaw and/or a steel baseball bat.
looking at her would be the same reaction as Tom Cruise looking at Bar Refeali ,Ashely Greene or Alyssa milano.
This isn’t the best of 2010. This is the best of forever.
She probably got the freakshow sized breast and ass implants to even out the unusually large pubic region she’s sporting. It looks like you could use her crotch stubble to strip paint off of vintage farm equipment.
Why not keep the nudity at home? I think this person is obcene.
She is disgusting. Truly, completely disgusting.
Tara?
Dolph Lundgren continues his estrogen treatments unabated.
haha comedy!!!
This woman is craptastic.
A circus freak.
If she had horns and hooves, we would not be surprised.
Her tits look like an ass and her ass looks like tits. She should have her nipples relocated.
Don’t forget to ring out your hair!
Damn it! I missed another opportunity to see what her face looks like!
My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT body. Of course, she’s 8 months pregnant.
She looks like a super duper FAT Charlize Theron from “Monster.” Disgusting! PIGOOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d hit it for the good of humanity.
So much hate around here – looks good to me!
Sigh.
“”Half-woman, half-minotaur, Coco took the beaches of Miami in June where she marveled the Internet with her ability to wear nothing but scraps of cloth across her Herculean frame. If there was ever any doubt Ice-T needs to bring a battle axe to the bedroom before granting entry to her quiver mountain, let these photos cast such notions asunder.”"
^ that may be the greatest paragraph i have ever read by fish or GW.
thanks for the laughs!
Scratch and sniff baby, I wouldn’t mind her beating me to death with her tits.
DAMN….she forget to wax that echo chamber….cuz you can see the moss from here!
psssssssst: SHE JUST KNOWS HOW TO WEAR THEM, folks!!
*blonde
Look! Out in those waters.
It’s a boat
It’s Whale-Barbie.
It’s Cave Woman!
I have to close my eyes while I scroll past this hideous creature so as I don’t throw up all over my BlackBerry.
~heaves~Good God that is a perfect vomit inducer for poison control to use.
And that was a public beach, kids have to be exposed to that almost naked hippo!! >:I
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR ITS CROOKED BOW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL
She is stunningly beautiful & graceful. One of the most beautiful ladies I have ever seen! Ice-T or whatever his real name is a very lucky man.I hope he treats her like a Queen.
She looks like a man. And that is a giant insult to all men O_O
You can see the scars on her ass from her ass implants. What a woman will do do to keep her rich husband.
I would love to have her next to me
GODZIRRAAAA!!
Terrible
her face is pretty; its a shame what she has done to herself
That’s a superhero pose if I ever saw one.
You can see the scars for the butt implants … this person looks gross …
Nasty Ice-Tea’d bitch.
huge arse is still a huge arse. it spreads all over like a missisippi flood.
h u g e ar se
She is beautiful. She looks great & what the hell is an “arse” anyway?…lol.