BEST OF 2010: Coco’s Bikini

December 30th, 2010 // 92 Comments

3. Coco

Posted: 6.29.2010

Half-woman, half-minotaur, Coco took the beaches of Miami in June where she marveled the Internet with her ability to wear nothing but scraps of cloth across her Herculean frame. If there was ever any doubt Ice-T needs to bring a battle axe to the bedroom before granting entry to her quiver mountain, let these photos cast such notions asunder.

Original Post: Coco Should Wear a Smaller Bikini

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Millie

    I would like to have her near me in case I was drowning as I think she would make an excellent flotation device.

  2. Jumpin_J

    That’s no moon. Never mind.

  3. burton

    GROSS….i woudl throw up if i saw this at the pool..her gross wide wagina lips are nasteee.

  4. It’s taken me a while, but I’ve gotten somewhat used to the Coco creature.
    In fact I feel some concern for her.
    I hope that Ice-T isn’t exploiting a poor dumb cow with submissive tendencies into outrageous body augmentation.
    I hope he isn’t taking all the $$ she’s making.
    I hope he won’t kick her to the curb when she impacts the aging wall.
    And I hope he makes her shave that thang a little better before she hits the beach again.

  5. boodesac

    Superficial: home of the recycled photos of circus freaks. Good work if you can get it…

  6. Pangulin

    This thing rated above Kim’s moon? Ye Gads! Civilization has come to an end and the mutants are in control!
    To paraphrase an old saying,”You can put a bikini on a pig…..but it’s still just a pig!”

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    aristotrash
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    Jesus, she’s like the Venus of Willendorf … that’s some good old prehistoric porn

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    Don
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    I think that is a normal size bathing suit that her ass just decided to use for a snack

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    Hugh Gentry
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    she is built for fun!

  10. Rumor has it she was deployed to Miami by the state as shark repellent.

  11. Lady Blah Blah

    I’d like to see the US with a black president (100% black, unlike Barry Soetoro) and a white, blond First Lady who is build exactly like Coco. Not because I think that would be a good thing, but because I think it would be hysterical.

  12. Racer X

    I’d would hit that 25/8.

  13. Mortimer

    I’d hit her like a ton of bricks.

    I like sturdy girls with lots of curves (even if some of them are augmented).

  14. Coco Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Poser.

  15. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

    I’m cuckoo for Coco Puffs!

  16. I’d would hit that 25/8 ….. with a chainsaw and/or a steel baseball bat.

    looking at her would be the same reaction as Tom Cruise looking at Bar Refeali ,Ashely Greene or Alyssa milano.

  17. I'd hit that

    This isn’t the best of 2010. This is the best of forever.

  18. McFeely Smackup

    She probably got the freakshow sized breast and ass implants to even out the unusually large pubic region she’s sporting. It looks like you could use her crotch stubble to strip paint off of vintage farm equipment.

  19. Father Goodman

    Why not keep the nudity at home? I think this person is obcene.

  20. Hank

    She is disgusting. Truly, completely disgusting.

  21. Christmas is over, people.

    Tara?

  22. jojo

    Dolph Lundgren continues his estrogen treatments unabated.

  23. This is Love

    This woman is craptastic.

    A circus freak.

    If she had horns and hooves, we would not be surprised.

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    Jackie
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    Her tits look like an ass and her ass looks like tits. She should have her nipples relocated.

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    Joan Alexandra Molinsky Sanger Rosenberg, widely known as Joan Rivers
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t forget to ring out your hair!

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    Ken
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    Damn it! I missed another opportunity to see what her face looks like!

  27. Internet

    My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT body. Of course, she’s 8 months pregnant.

  28. Little Pig

    She looks like a super duper FAT Charlize Theron from “Monster.” Disgusting! PIGOOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Nerd

    I’d hit it for the good of humanity.

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    mark
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    So much hate around here – looks good to me!

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    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Sigh.

  32. Oh Geez

    “”Half-woman, half-minotaur, Coco took the beaches of Miami in June where she marveled the Internet with her ability to wear nothing but scraps of cloth across her Herculean frame. If there was ever any doubt Ice-T needs to bring a battle axe to the bedroom before granting entry to her quiver mountain, let these photos cast such notions asunder.”"

    ^ that may be the greatest paragraph i have ever read by fish or GW.

    thanks for the laughs!

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    Billie
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    Scratch and sniff baby, I wouldn’t mind her beating me to death with her tits.

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    bassackwards
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    DAMN….she forget to wax that echo chamber….cuz you can see the moss from here!

  35. wim

    psssssssst: SHE JUST KNOWS HOW TO WEAR THEM, folks!!

  36. Roger

    *blonde

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    Blech
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    Look! Out in those waters.

    It’s a boat

    It’s Whale-Barbie.

    It’s Cave Woman!

  38. akewlazzmom

    I have to close my eyes while I scroll past this hideous creature so as I don’t throw up all over my BlackBerry.
    ~heaves~Good God that is a perfect vomit inducer for poison control to use.
    And that was a public beach, kids have to be exposed to that almost naked hippo!! >:I

  39. Riborbura Osseroto

    SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
    WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
    BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
    IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

    THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
    HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
    AIM DIRECTLY FOR ITS CROOKED BOW
    AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

    WHITE
    WHALE
    HOLY
    GRAIL

  40. Sam

    She is stunningly beautiful & graceful. One of the most beautiful ladies I have ever seen! Ice-T or whatever his real name is a very lucky man.I hope he treats her like a Queen.

  41. She looks like a man. And that is a giant insult to all men O_O

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    Joe
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    You can see the scars on her ass from her ass implants. What a woman will do do to keep her rich husband.

  43. leonard

    I would love to have her next to me

  44. Ponkur

    GODZIRRAAAA!!

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    starfish
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    Terrible

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    starfish
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    her face is pretty; its a shame what she has done to herself

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    mimsy
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    That’s a superhero pose if I ever saw one.

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    You can see the scars for the butt implants … this person looks gross …

  49. gator

    Nasty Ice-Tea’d bitch.

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    yui
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    huge arse is still a huge arse. it spreads all over like a missisippi flood.

    h u g e ar se

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