BEST OF 2010: Ashley Greene in Body Paint

9. Ashley Greene

Posted: 1.8.2010

I guarantee if asked six out of five of you who Ashley Greene is, you’d sit there and stare at me like I just asked you to calculate a space launch. Yet that didn’t stop you from cracking this post into the Top 10, so nice work. Here’s Ashley posing for some sort of Sobe/Sports Illustrated cross promotion dealie that really doesn’t matter because she’s wearing nothing but body paint. She could be selling “The Superficial Writer Loves Penis” Water and I’d still make anyone within eyesight look at them. In fact, here comes the neighbor kid. “Hey, Timmy! Want to look at something in my basement? I promise it’s not a dead guy again. Or your mom naked. Or both like that one Christmas.”

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