9. Ashley Greene
Posted: 1.8.2010
I guarantee if asked six out of five of you who Ashley Greene is, you’d sit there and stare at me like I just asked you to calculate a space launch. Yet that didn’t stop you from cracking this post into the Top 10, so nice work. Here’s Ashley posing for some sort of Sobe/Sports Illustrated cross promotion dealie that really doesn’t matter because she’s wearing nothing but body paint. She could be selling “The Superficial Writer Loves Penis” Water and I’d still make anyone within eyesight look at them. In fact, here comes the neighbor kid. “Hey, Timmy! Want to look at something in my basement? I promise it’s not a dead guy again. Or your mom naked. Or both like that one Christmas.”
Original Post: Ashley Greene in a Body Paint Bikini
Wtf fish. I know Ashley is hot. But U never post pics of hot guys. Why!
I need to see Katy Perry and Christina Hendricks in body paint immediately!!!!!!
Can you imagine how low Christina Hendricks rack would sag without the assistance of a very strong support bra. I don’t think she would be a top choice for body paint.
Christina Hendricks would look terrible in body paint, she is too chubby
they need to go to home depot to get enough paint for christina hendricks
Agreed Katy Perry & Christina Hendricks would look GREAT in body paint!
Christina would look amazing!!!!!!!
yes more HOT GUYS!!!!!!!!
#1 will be of a hot guy I will bet…I mean it HAS to be!!
Okay, that just about clears the taste from my mouth from the Octomom photos. Almost.
did you throw up in your mouth like I did?
that’s a “burf” – burp+barf
and she dates a Jonas?? no wonder Demi went over the edge
Its a sad world
Need to win lottery, then she will be mine, yes mine!!!
Come on Lottery…. need to have her, just need millions of dollars, then it does not matter if I am good looking or not….which I am…..thank you!
Clearly it wasn’t cold enough wherever they shot these. Worthless fucking photographers!
they couldn’t show nips. like they couldn’t show the full bikini bottom.
Love picture #5 where she is wiping my giant facial from her mouth.
That’s my favorite as well.
was surprised they didn’t replace her in thw Twilight movies. WAAAYYY hotter than Kristen Steward.
They didnt replace her because putting in a hotter chick would just disillusionize all the female fans into realizing that they have no chance of hooking up with the retarded vampire guy. Thus, reducing book and movie sales. You can see a similar effect in the show “The King of Queens” no chance in hell a fine piece of ass like Leah Remini would ever marry a fat delivery guy (Kevin James). But it gives regular guys (myself included) hope that we too can have a low paying dead end job and still be banging a fine ass chick.
This here above is the truth
oh i agree. but i have seen drop dead hot girls date not so hot guys. and some model quality type guys who date not so hot girls. in fact some of them were down right gross.
Well in Leah’s characters case she had a crazy father who kept chasing away her boyfriends. and her hotter sister(early episodes) was initally teasing him. which would have caused a break-up. also the character was in her early 30′s or so.(correct me as i am not sure.) and was desperate for a husband. also you have chicks into fat guys. as well as guys into fat chicks. since i live in Queens I could say most of the scenes in that show are all gone due to rents. queens Center is still there but redone.
GORGEOUS. *-*
She is absolutely divine! And as for loser guys with hot wives, I nominate Jim Belushi and Courtney Thorne-Smith!
was gonna say that
One of the Jonas brothers threw away his purity ring for this.
Fuck yeah.
She looks pretty good in body paint…and photoshop. but then who doesn’t?
Or does she just naturally not have nipples?
her nips are small and usually don’t stick up too much.
she’s also wearing pasties
mmm
Did the body paint erase her nipples?
ya we want nipples.
I’d pay her to fart on my belly
I think thats what we’re all thinking
her nose is done
I’d fuck her… I’d prefer a woman with nipples though…
nah, they’re just small and don’t stick up much, and she’s wearing invisible pasties. Or so the idiots believe.
It’s pasties, they just paint over them. Perhaps they can be considered invisible if they were clear.
Where da ass go?
I could eat her balloon knot all night
FLOPPY BOOBIES!!!
Flop Flop Splat
body paint looks nice, but ashley has no figure.
her hips don’t curve out. it’s just a rectangle.
forget her ass, where did her nipples go? dayummm
……………”Van Gogh” was here?
No nut busted here.
Dislike her nose. Too fake.
oh, i didnt even notice she had a face
she looks like she has a touch of the downs
Hold still while I gets me brush!
If she knew what I just did to her in my head she would go home and douche.
You’re a real sweet-talker.
If there was a God, this woman would be straddling me this very evening.
There. I said it.
AM I the only one who thinks she looks like Michael Jackson in the second picture?
I thought the SAME thing. I don’t get the big deal about this chick. She’s got a terrible MJ nose job, floppy boobs, and a man’s torso and hips. Gross.
SHE’S A SLUT AFTER A CUTE GUY WHO IS YOUNGER THAN HER “JOE JONAS” I HOPE SHE FUCKI*NG DIES IN HER SLEEP
Jealous much?
Ha.