Benji Madden: ‘Where the ladies at? Oh, right, hiding.’

November 20th, 2008 // 24 Comments

Fresh off his breakup with Paris Hilton, Benji Madden went out in Hollywood as a single man last night, and if I were him, I’d be grinning like I got doused in the face with Smylex gas. But probably even more so considering he just escaped the vaginal equivalent of a rusty bear trap – tied to a land mine.

THE SUPERFICIAL: 2008 WINNER AMERICAN GYNECOLOGICAL AND OBSTETRICAL SOCIETY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LADY PARTS REPORTING

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  1. jrz

    yeah, like he’s datable after sleeping with Herpzilla *rolls eyes*

  2. “THE SUPERFICIAL: 2008 WINNER AMERICAN GYNECOLOGICAL AND OBSTETRICAL SOCIETY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LADY PARTS REPORTING”

    I love when superfish pad himself on the back,,,,

  3. Don’t Benji Madden and Paris Hilton both have Herpes?

    http://i35.tinypic.com/2iw38mf.jpg

  4. Holly Madison’s already taken, who’s he gonna date now?

    http://starcasm.net/archives/1717

  5. myopinioncounts

    Paris is better w/ that Stavros guy anyway, he’s more of the stuck up type like she is.

  6. Fernanado Narcos

    I don’t know what everybody’s carrying on about.I’d screw Paris until her uterus falls out.I bet her wonky eye does some amazing shit when her ankles are behind her ears and she’s gettin’ stuck in the pooper.

  7. Ted from LA

    #6,
    You must not have seen her sex video. I’ve seen more activity from my kid’s pet turtle.

  8. ann

    Benji could do way better but who wants to be with him after he’s been with herpes paris?!

  9. It's Me Fuckers!!

    ROFL!! Fernanado, then your fuckin cock would rot off. That’s what has happened to this fucktard that has been fuckin it. The only way I’d even TOUCH Paris Hilton would be to kick her in the box with Heather Mills’ wooden leg. All of the money her family has won’t be able to cure the crust she is sporting.

  10. Kevincy Q

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM??? where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  11. Nicole

    Herpes check???? EWWWWW dude that guy is now officially off the market. I wouldn’t touch him with a 10 foot pole. How many guys have new doses of herpes because of her?? That’s gross.

  12. Nicole

    Herpes check???? EWWWWW dude that guy is now officially off the market. I wouldn’t touch him with a 10 foot pole. How many guys have new doses of herpes because of her?? That’s gross.

  13. That Guy

    Nice one fish, smylex gas! YOUR A BATMAN FAN!

  14. Doesn’t he now have to be declared a biohazard?

  15. MBA Nixon

    He got something from Paris that doesn’t respond to penicillin: how to walk with a pretend phone glued to your ear.

  16. Kahlee

    What a disgusting manwhore

  17. ummm...yeah

    Hahhahahahahaaahahahahahahahahaha!
    All you guys are funny today! Good Job!!!
    #16 Nuff’said!

  18. be honest folks: THIS IS STRANGE?

  19. sixpack

    At what age does one stop shopping at Hot Topic?

  20. JJ KK

    HAHAHA HE GOT DUMPED BY A WHORE THATS SAD HAHAHAHA

  21. big teeth

    Here he is,
    The biggest douche of the universe.
    In all the galaxies,
    There’s no bigger douche than you.

    You’ve reached the top,
    The pinnacle of douchedom.
    Good goin’ douche.
    Your dream has come true

  22. Dan Metrick

    Hey, with the 2008 award in the bag, can the lifetime achievement award be far behind?

  23. not surprising at all that they broke up, Benji isn’t famous enough for Paris

  24. Kris

    You guys really need to stop being such assholes. You don’t know these people, and you never will. Just because they have more friends and money than you will ever have doesn’t mean you need to trash talk everyone you’re jealous of. Paris Hilton happens to be a very kind woman. And I’m sure she doesn’t have herpes, and even if she does, that’s her fucking business, its not like you guys could get with someone like her if you wanted to. That’s her body and its just plain rude and disrespectful to talk the way you, and every asshole like you does. So I’m sorry that you guys have such a horrible life you have to sit at your computer and talk shit about people that you have never and will never meet. and I’m sure if you did get the chance to meet her, you wouldn’t dare say any of that to her face. Shes a person, not a fucking movie character. Grow up. If you were ever famous, think about what rumors would be spread around about you. And if that doesn’t make you think, then I’m sorry, but you are heartless. Oh and Benji Madden isn’t a bad person either, you guys attack nice people you don’t even know more than murderers. Its a horrible thing.

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