“Xenu.. mindbeams.. mindbeams in my butt.. Xenu.. Tom Berenger.. sell my dad’s company.. Xenu.. Ohmygod, that woman‘s MELTING.. Xenu.. buttrays.. Xenu.. No, I don’t want a handjob, handsome midget.. Xenu.. Xenu.. E-meter? More like butt-meter! AHAHA! Xenu.. Nah, I’ll take the Marion Cotillard train home.. Xenu..”
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wow… someone got old quick!
Who the fuck is that?
Damn, she looks 50. An old 50.
He just saw Tara Reid.
No, he just smelled tara reid.
Suzanne Somers is looking pretty decent for…. HOLY SHIT WAIT THAT’S TARA REID.
“Does anybody else smell closet-case?”
He looked better than this as the corpse in The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada.
This is hilarious. My lover loves this.
His brain has been sucked out by Xenu and he will be a believer before long.
I bet he bought that guitar case pre-beat-up.
I wonder if the overall smug douche look ™ comes with it as a bundle?
I can’t fault her strategy: grab the guy with the guitar.
That’s what I did and it worked out fine.
You bang roadies?
Wow, getting ran through like the streets of barcelona has really taken a toll on her. It’s probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway…
it’s amazing and sad how accurate your busted hot dog comment is.
I have an uncanny intuition for those things.
No but really, is there any bigger whure in Hollywood? I heard somewhere she was selling herself for drug money.
Gotta say, cool jacket
Get you one: closed.com/Men/Jackets/Nylon-Jacket-closed.html
You never go full retard
Aw Jesus this is sad. Just bag it and tag it, for everyones sake.
I had the same facial expression as the guy in background
I seriously hate giving this man compliments but he really does look pretty decent for a 50 year-old. Even if he is wearing Suri’s North Face jacket.
Tom Cruise has probably had more plastic surgery on his face than Heidi Montag.
Except when I look at his face, I can’t tell it was plastic surgery. The man didn’t go budget car rental on the surgery, just looks like he is aging well, the true mark of a good plastic surgeon.
Ann Coulter?
NEVER try to outdrink Tara Reid!
Why the long face?
Notice he’s the only one sober looking? He rufied the fuck out of those guys!
Dead man walking.
Jowls.
“Jeeshush, you gotta firkin’ three thousshand watt bulb there bud? Wait, thishhh ish the England, right? What do the metricshh call wattsh?”
Made me laugh so hard the caramel corn came out of my nose!
Do you guys remember the part where she sends all the winged monkeys out to get the pretty girl. Later, the pretty girl ends up melting her.
Tom has the cutest little farts.
I don’t always drive this car, but when I do, I raise my eyebrows.
I cant believe they let him keep his Maverick glasses. Jelly.
I see it now ladies & gentlmen: Tara Cruise! Who’s with me?
I flip yah…I flip yah f’real
GARDENHOSER!!! Is that you?
Yeah, NOBODY will recognize you with those sunglasses on .. not that your gignormous nose isn’t a dead giveaway.
Look who escaped from the group home!
Alright, who told? (Looks around suspiciously…)
“Me go pee pee in your coke.”
Where’s Kate plus one?
The guy in the main pic (Benecio Del Toro, did I get that right?) always looks this way……what?? WHAT???
Take it easy on del Toro. He must’ve just realized he fathered Kimberly Stewart’s baby.
He’s fallen a long way since Rookie of the Year
Her face has gone the same direction as her boobs.
“So, you wanna come up to my apartment?”
“Hmm, no thanks, I just remembered I’ve got some busking to do.”
Tell yourself he’s prone, and rigor mortis has set in.
It’s almost easier for the mind to accept.
Is that the same elevator his child was concieved in?