Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch giving a dramatic reading of R. Kelly‘s “Genius” from the album Black Panties, and there’s literally nothing more I need to say here because you should’ve clicked play seven words into the headline. Why are you even reading this? Why?!
Fun Fact: Britain spent a good portion of the 70s wanting to bang Benedict Cumberbatch’s mom.
And here he is revealing Smaug is played by his penis because that’s instantly where my mind went:
And finally R. Kelly talking about the inspiration for Black Panties which is a very serious album title by the way, says the man who then tells a story about fucking a TV remote to make it work again. This is our Plato: