Ben Stiller and other celebrities are defending Tom Cruise after several Scientology videos were leaked last week and an unauthorized autobiography about Tom was released. People reports:
“Imagine having a baby and people talking about it the way they did,” says Stiller. “People lose sight of the fact that Tom Cruise is actually a person. I feel for him.”
Ben Stiller has a point. I mean, Tom Cruise is a person. Who’s really an alien – trapped inside a person. That can talk to other aliens inside other persons. It all makes sense when you think about it and are really, really high.
NOTE: I reposted the FunnyOrDie spoof because, well, it’s freaking hilarious. I still can’t get over it’s Jerry O’Connell. I thought he was just a myth.
Superman | January 24, 2008 at 10:34 am
turd….
sportsdvl | January 24, 2008 at 10:35 am
That is great. It is spooky how much he looks and acts like Tom Cruise….
Port_au_Princess | January 24, 2008 at 10:35 am
I admire Tom Cruise too. Scientology is a sound religion based on many truths of the universe. Just because it is too intricate for you fartknockers to understand…..
BaconMessiah | January 24, 2008 at 10:38 am
When Ben Stiller speaks, people listen.
LadyJane | January 24, 2008 at 10:38 am
Who let in all the retards?
LadyJane | January 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
And by retards, I mean BaconMessiah.
digitaldevil | January 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
Piss on Ben Stiller.
Jerry is my new hero!
FCS | January 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
What he really meant to say is “I know my father is funnier than me and most of my movies blow, but so what because Tom Cruise is gay.”
Just have to read between the lines, that’s all
meh | January 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
Tom Cruise a human…ha! That makes me giggle. That video was hilarious and I wish these damn celebrities would realize that the only reason people talk about them so much is because they’re crazy. The less crazy they are, the less we laugh at them. Tom Cruise is a crazy and his wife is a crazy by default. Poor girl…so young…oh well. I like to laugh.
?? | January 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
It’s Adam Sandler, if you read People.com…not Ben Stiller…
Port_au_Princess | January 24, 2008 at 10:42 am
BACON Messiah you need to be hooked up to the E-Meter.
Tits McCholo | January 24, 2008 at 10:42 am
Did anyone see the Tom Cruise romp of insanity? That dude is batshit crazy as it comes. he makes brit-brit look normal, yall!
Patrick | January 24, 2008 at 10:44 am
Tom Cruise is not a person, he is an alien.
Jennifer | January 24, 2008 at 10:45 am
I am just a bit curious…His profile was found on millionaire dating site ‘BillionaireCupid.com’ last week.
Maytal | January 24, 2008 at 10:45 am
Tom Cruise… a person?!?
Isnt he an alien or something?!? :)
Papahotnuts | January 24, 2008 at 10:45 am
Tom Cruise once forcibly gave me a blowjob in a Pizza Hut bathroom. Then he bought me a delicious slice of pepperoni and all was forgiven. He always gets me when he bats those “Scientology” eyes at me. It makes me forget about the man-rape he just performed on me.
Jen | January 24, 2008 at 10:45 am
O’Connell’s got TC’s laugh down to a perfect science….
If faggy Timberlake’s “Dick in a Box” video can win an EMMY…This video deserves 10.
germangirl | January 24, 2008 at 10:46 am
adam sandler or ben stiller,isnt that the same. tom cruise
is scary and obsessed as hell.
lindaconstantino | January 24, 2008 at 10:47 am
weird
Biff | January 24, 2008 at 10:47 am
It’d be hilarious if Jake Gyllenhaal was suddenly found dead and that story trumped Jerry O’Connell, again.
Port_au_Princess | January 24, 2008 at 10:48 am
#16 Yes Papa, you see, the supernatural integrity of the universe is preserved in an eternal way by such unions. Tom has a higher way of thinking than most people.
elocin277 | January 24, 2008 at 10:49 am
I love that people are surprised that Jerry O’Connell did this video. It makes perfect sense to me, he has the least to lose! You can’t screw up a career if you don’t have one.
Cindy | January 24, 2008 at 10:49 am
“hen he bought me a delicious slice of pepperoni” I’m sure that’s code. But reciprocity should always be appreciated during sexual encounters.
D. Richards | January 24, 2008 at 10:50 am
What does ugly Suri have to do with the video highlighting Tom Cruise’s insanity?
DaniBoBani | January 24, 2008 at 10:50 am
L. Ron Hubbard, a *fictional* author, developed Scientology :-) That’s enough for me to sign up, but wait, there is that other one by Joe Smith and his magic mushrooms… decisions, decisions…
No more Britney Shitney Please | January 24, 2008 at 10:53 am
he’s not so much a person as an enturbated theta that needs to be cleared through engrams. yeah, and donations of his personal fortune to the pyramid scheme *cough* scientology leader. oh xenu, why?
Auntie Kryst | January 24, 2008 at 10:54 am
Does anyone ever ask WWBSD? Who was the asshole that asked for Ben Stiller’s opinion (on anything) in the first place? Hey Joke man, less talky more funny.
pinky_nip | January 24, 2008 at 10:55 am
Tom Cruise will SAVE THIS NATION!! One prepubescent runaway boy at a time.
BaconMessiah | January 24, 2008 at 10:55 am
Lady Jane why so bitter? it’s not my fault your food stamps ran out.
Guy | January 24, 2008 at 10:57 am
I liked Ben Stiller in Zoolander.
After reading that comment it makes me think he wasn’t acting in Zoolander, thats the real deal Ben Stiller.
lipelicious | January 24, 2008 at 10:58 am
leave tom alone, MI1-3 rules!
LadyJane | January 24, 2008 at 10:59 am
BaconMessiah, and it’s not MY fault that you were born with a dick AND a twat.
pinky_nip | January 24, 2008 at 11:00 am
How does one type when jerking off with bacon grease?
Papahotnuts | January 24, 2008 at 11:01 am
Tom Cruise should jump off a Ledger and die.
pinky_nip | January 24, 2008 at 11:02 am
#31, Lipalicious… are you for fucking real? Even Heath Ledger could act better in the Mission Impossibles, even if shooting started next month.
Zanna | January 24, 2008 at 11:03 am
Awesome, Janey! Now BaconM can go FUCK HIMSELF.
Apache | January 24, 2008 at 11:04 am
@33 – I think there must be saran wrap involved.
pinky_nip | January 24, 2008 at 11:04 am
Tom Cruise could jump off a curb to commit suicide.
Uh Oh someone is playing with words... | January 24, 2008 at 11:05 am
Is it you number 34? Hmmmm?
deaconjones | January 24, 2008 at 11:05 am
WOW…Where’s Jerry been for the past 10 years, besides cheesy original SCi-Fi channel movies??
Isn t he married to Rebecca Romaine (spelling) God I would damage her
Zanna | January 24, 2008 at 11:06 am
@39 – your such a collossal douche this whole place smells like Summer Rain.
Benz | January 24, 2008 at 11:07 am
I just lost all respect for Ben Stiller, and any other celeb that defends the midget Cruise.
But Jerry O’connell on the other hand, I gave him props since Stand By Me.
LadyJane | January 24, 2008 at 11:07 am
She’s not a fucking salad ingredient, deaconjones.
Elton's Lover | January 24, 2008 at 11:08 am
People, People!
Settle, settle… NOW! Tom Cruise is a lovely fellow! Full of zip and vigor!!! This Jerry McDonalds seems harsh and soooo uncouth. How Tacky!
Elton's Lover | January 24, 2008 at 11:09 am
#38 You miss are a funny young lady.! Kudos to you!!!
Zanna | January 24, 2008 at 11:10 am
Deacon Jones thinks women buy their panties at “Vidalia’s Secret”
BaconMessiah | January 24, 2008 at 11:10 am
Wow Lady Jane that was a good one. Someone write that for you? The term is Hemaphrodite BTW, you should remember that I’m sure it will come in handy for you someday soon..
#41 classic
fergernauster | January 24, 2008 at 11:10 am
I only really come here for the weekly Tom Cruise beatings.
THANKS TO YOU… ONE AND ALL!
p0nk | January 24, 2008 at 11:11 am
TCLTC
xrist, it’s a freakin’ Ferret reunion in here this morning.
lipelicious | January 24, 2008 at 11:13 am
35. pinky_nip – dude you gotta admit those motorcycles on M2 were sweet! dont haaaaate!