Ben puts down cigarette, picks up baby wipes

Superficial | December 8, 2005 - 7:09 pm

tn_ben_jen_pregnant_cr.jpgPeople has the latest on Ben and Jen’s new kid. Apparently it doesn’t take much to be considered a good father in Hollywood. However, if the main competition is K-Fed, then I guess he wins by default.

“Ben has been changing diapers. He’s an amazing father,” says a friend of the couple’s. “I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anybody happier. He’s already wrapped around Violet’s little finger.”

It’s only a matter of time before this all goes downhill. Within the next couple of months, Ben will set one of those diapers on fire with a smoldering cigarette butt. Jennifer will then dropkick him out of the house. A couple of weeks later Ben is wandering the Vegas strip aimlessly after losing a couple of million on a hand of Pai Gow.