Ben Affleck gets drunk; picks up TV host

September 7th, 2006 // 107 Comments

In this super bizarre interview with Montreal TV host Anne-Marie Losique back in 2004, a drunk Ben Affleck does stuff us mere mortals would typically be arrested for. Some of his highlights include:

“They would like it better if you did the show topless.”

“You usually show a lot more cleavage than this. What’s the story, why are you covering it up today?… It’s Sunday morning? That never stopped you before from getting the titties out. Who’re you trying to fool, it’s Sunday morning. You could be in church you should have that rack on display… You know you should work at Fox in LA. You’d blend right in, they’d love you. Fox LA they have a pole that they dance on.”

“These breasts are very firm. Suspiciously firm I have to say. They are like two giant stones.”

“I take lover like I take shower: once a week! Oh, no, no. That’s the French.”

“Should we do a Janet Jackson thing? Are you wearing your nipple ring?”

And at about 3:40 he looks like he’s this close to accidentally killing her like Lennie from Of Mice and Men. I pull this shit and the cops are on me like I was asking a twelve year old boy to hit the gym shower with me. Ben Affleck does it and he gets a few girly giggles and maybe a handjob when the cameras are turned off. I guess it’s time I looked into making muli-million dollar blockbusters and growing a butthole on my chin, because obviously whatever I’m doing now just isn’t working.

Thanks to Didi for the tip, and for remembering how much I love that dreamy Ben Affleck.


  1. That was a hundred times better than Jersey Girl.

  2. japaknees

    Wow, what a loser. He always seemed so charming and funny. I guess it was just his buzz. I feel bad for Gardner marrying him, probably just because she was preggers.

  3. chungking84

    Sex mogul

    >> Cable queen Anne-Marie Losique on her expanding empire and the complexity of being kinky yet shy

    by CHRIS BARRY

    Sure, you may not know her entire body of work just yet, but to Quebec’s other solitude, Anne-Marie Losique is a bona fide sex vedette. As host of syndicated movie magazine show Box-office for the past nine years, the effervescent and downright bubbly Madame Losique has evolved from just another flirtatious cable TV personality into a globe-trotting media mogul.

    Her production company, Image Diffusion International, now produces no less than 150 hours of television every year. And we’re talking fine, quality productions here. Programs like SeXstar, which features in-depth, up close and personal interviews with the always-insightful players of the adult film industry. Or her latest pay-per-view venture, Hot-parade, the first francophone show in Canada to be broadcast live in high-def and chock full o’ nudity the way TV was always meant to be. A Qu

  4. shaun

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ-Nd-G1eAc
    not the first time he’s done this with her. it’s an ongoing thing they have.

  5. nikki_li

    ohmygod. This is worse than Mel Gibson’s anti-semitic shit!
    He must be freaking smashed here…?

  6. killeristic

    OMG! THIS IS REALLY LMAOF! HAHAHAHAHHA I HAD A GREAT TIME LAUGHING!!

  7. that’s awesome…and that tv host is such a slut

Leave A Comment