Ben Affleck and Jimmy Kimmel have intercourse

February 26th, 2008 // 64 Comments

During his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel aired his rebuttal to Sarah Silverman’s hilarious video “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” What you’re about to see is the star-studded video for “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck.” And, seriously, this thing has everybody: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin and classically-trained Josh Groban belting out the chorus which for some reason cracked my shit up. It also unfortunately has Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, so my apologies. Anyway, enjoy.

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  1. ashley

    love love love jimmy kimmel

  2. I saw this yesterday. It made me LOL!!!!!111

  3. second! or third! or 99th!

    woot!

  4. pointandlaugh

    I loved that video too. hilarious!

  5. Gerald_Tarrant

    2 of Hollywood’s fugliest celebretards. I hope Conan does an “If They Mated” segment.

  6. What rhymes with buttfucker?

  7. Jeezy

    Pete Wentz is the biggest fag around these days. What a homo.

  8. sg

    I’d still rather be f-ing matt damon

    p.s. which one’s the bottom?

  9. Wrench

    I laughed, I cried, I flipped my shit. Josh Groban wins about a hundred bagillion cool points (I rounded up).

  10. Iceman

    This is old news, why bother posting if it is on every other website around

    This is a great site but no point posting if its older than 24 hours

  11. Vince Lombardi

    Like this is news? Kimmel, schmimmel.

    In 1964, there were rumors that Jim Ringo was fucking Ben Affleck. I didn’t need YouTube to show me what a distraction that was going to be to the rest of the team, so I traded Ringo to the Eagles for Lee Roy Caffey and a draft pick.

    Therefore I have no doubts that Ben Affleck is being fucked by someone. He’s a star-fucker. All that BS about him and Jennifer Garner? Nonsense. She’s fucking Verne Troyer.

  12. Skimia

    I love jimmy kimmel. I saw his profile with some photos on millionairefriends.com, where celebrities, pro athletes, beauty queens and wealthy singles are there. The profile looks sincere and attractive.

  13. Word

    I didn’t see Ashlee Simpson but I did see Cameron Diaz, who I hate just as much.

  14. #9, oh is THAT who that was??? I couldn’t figure it out. Thank you!!

  15. BEN AFFLECK VIDEO

    BEN IS FINALLY IN A VIDEO THAT HAS A LOT OF CELEBRITIES IN IT..
    IT WAS SO FUNNY SEEING HARRISON FORD BLOWING A KISS TO BEN AND JIMMY.. BEN WAS BORN IN 1972 HE WASN’T EVEN BORN IN 1962.

  16. BEN AFFLECK VIDEO

    BEN IS FINALLY IN A VIDEO THAT HAS A LOT OF CELEBRITIES IN IT..
    IT WAS SO FUNNY SEEING HARRISON FORD BLOWING A KISS TO BEN AND JIMMY.. BEN WAS BORN IN 1972 HE WASN’T EVEN BORN IN 1962.

  17. Ashley

    Ben Affleck looked different, like I dunno…Younger, maybe. Maybe thats the secret to youth, a man making love to a man…lol. Lance Bass was in there too hehe. I LOVE GUERRIMO!

  18. Ashley

    Ben Affleck looked different, like I dunno…Younger, maybe. Maybe thats the secret to youth, a man making love to a man…lol. Lance Bass was in there too hehe. I LOVE GUERRIMO!

  19. Oh, I guess if I would have actually have read the post I would have known that. I’m retarded today..

  20. meh

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    I’m not sure which I thought was more funny, but both of them are hilarious.

  21. Mrswentz

    How funny is THAT?…..Petey looks so hot, though. And everyone fucks everyone in Hollywood……this is not news.

  22. Mrswentz

    How funny is THAT?…..Petey looks so hot, though. And everyone fucks everyone in Hollywood……this is not news.

  23. Auntie Kryst

    @11 Coach you got that all wrong. Jennifer Garner is diddling around with Tarkenton. I guess ol’ Bud is really pissed, but no one can really read his expression. Thought that would make you happy.

  24. Vince Lombardi

    Hey, #15 (*sniff* reminds me of Bart Starr, Auntie):

    First off, congrats on just getting your first computer internet hookup and finding “The Fish.” We’re all impressed how you trolled your way in here. Now shut up.

    Second, just hit the button ONCE.

    Third, stop shouting. No one cares that you can only type in caps. Grow up.

    Lastly, I said 1964, not 1962. Jeezus…. Kimmel should be fucking YOU, you putz! And were you not a troll, you’d know it was part of a running gag. Guess what else? My name isn’t really “Vince Lombardi!” That’s part of the gag, too! But you’re too busy name-dropping about how funny everyone is to GET IT.

    Go back to NickJr.com, you turd.

  25. Vince Lombardi

    Tarkenton used to run around like Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck **were** trying to fuck him. Man, I hated that guy. Now Joe Kapp…. there was a man. Hell, *I* might even fuck him. IF I could ever get him on the ground, that is. (Is it gay to say that about another guy if you really respect him?)

    Bud’s face was the Anti-Vince. I couldn’t play poker with him (except I could hold the card in the gap in my teeth – big hit with the cheerleaders!), because Bud had no tells. He once beat Iron Eyes Cody in Hold ‘Em. He looked shitty in purple, though — errr, Bud, not Cody.

  26. Main

    Did anyone else see that they copied “We Are The World”? They even had Huey Lewis in it!!!!
    Wow, I think I am old.

    Still loved it. Funny as hell.

  27. jesse

    That was fuckin genius. I didn’t really like the “I’m fucking Matt Damon” video, maybe because a girl that looks like a man fucking a man is somehow more disgusting to me than a man fucking a man. It’s definitely less confusing.

  28. redsonja1313

    I love ALL FOUR OF THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOth videos still crack me up with repeated viewings !!

  29. yaniv

    whats the metter with the american TV
    that beep everytime someone says fuck if fucking rediculess..
    almost making that beep a dirty word- in 20 years from now
    they”ll have to say “fuck” everytime someone will say beep- get a grip and post the real virsion of that song without the peep- at least for the internet viewers

  30. It's me Fuckers

    #4 The answer is “TCLTC”er .

    I also saw this yesterday and I still laughed until my quim quivvered… oh, wait… that’s from Brad’s appearence. It was still funny as fuck though (not bleeped out).

  31. fourdollarwater

    talk about unoriginal

  32. emily

    Jimmy Kimmel is a megadouche but this is pretty funny.
    P.S. Ben Affleck has the fattest fucking bucket head I’ve ever seen.

  33. Quinn

    The beep is the funniest part.. without a beep it’d be lame.

  34. MrS

    34th Bitches!!!!!

  35. that is so much better than the sarah silverman one! LOL!

  36. SlowMonkey

    Josh Groban is definitely hot for doing this.

  37. Sally

    This is not nearly as funny as Sarah Silverman’s… I have to say, I’m disappointed, Kimmel.

  38. Snoodle

    When Josh Groban showed up with his power ballad-ness I lol’d SO hard XD PERFECT.

  39. Matt

    Kinda late on this aren’t you?

    In related news Anna Nichole Smith died.

  40. JagedNS

    hate Kimmel in general but that was fricking funny. love the fucking Matt Damon one too.

    to those posting “kinda late” comments….who gives a fuck….you aren’t fucking Damon or Affleck so shut the fuck up. :D

  41. Jawesome!

    I think the greatest moment of the video was when Huey Lewis showed his face.

  42. Kimberly

    That’s hilarious. I can’t believe how many people were actually in this stupid video to rebuttal sarah’s video. I fucking love this hahaha

  43. Bryce

    I dont normally comment on anything, but that my fellow readers, IS HALARIOUS! It seriously made me laugh out loud. Who said celebrities dont have time to have fun ey?

  44. Hahah this one totally tops the first one lol

  45. Find out who YOUR boyfriend/girlfriend is f*cking!

    http://www.whataretheydoingonline.net/121/

  46. This is the best faux couplefight ever. I hope Silverman comes up with another countervideo that’s even better!

  47. I wonder what Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Robin Williams, Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin, Josh Groban, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will do next!

  48. Steve

    JIMMY KIMMEL SUCKS DONKEY BALLS…..

    He probably really is fucking Ben Affleck. Those two were made for eachother.

    Even my mom hates Jimmy Kimmel

  49. Kim Johnson

    Old news – it was funny yesterday.

  50. JD

    I’ve watched this over and over and I still don’t see Ashlee Simpson!! Where is the beotch?

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