During his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel aired his rebuttal to Sarah Silverman’s hilarious video “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” What you’re about to see is the star-studded video for “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck.” And, seriously, this thing has everybody: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin and classically-trained Josh Groban belting out the chorus which for some reason cracked my shit up. It also unfortunately has Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, so my apologies. Anyway, enjoy.
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ashley | February 26, 2008 at 2:02 pm
love love love jimmy kimmel
FRIST!!! | February 26, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I saw this yesterday. It made me LOL!!!!!111
second! or third! or 99th! | February 26, 2008 at 2:03 pm
woot!
pointandlaugh | February 26, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I loved that video too. hilarious!
Gerald_Tarrant | February 26, 2008 at 2:14 pm
2 of Hollywood’s fugliest celebretards. I hope Conan does an “If They Mated” segment.
Dishy | February 26, 2008 at 2:17 pm
What rhymes with buttfucker?
Jeezy | February 26, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Pete Wentz is the biggest fag around these days. What a homo.
sg | February 26, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I’d still rather be f-ing matt damon
p.s. which one’s the bottom?
Wrench | February 26, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I laughed, I cried, I flipped my shit. Josh Groban wins about a hundred bagillion cool points (I rounded up).
Iceman | February 26, 2008 at 2:30 pm
This is old news, why bother posting if it is on every other website around
This is a great site but no point posting if its older than 24 hours
Vince Lombardi | February 26, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Like this is news? Kimmel, schmimmel.
In 1964, there were rumors that Jim Ringo was fucking Ben Affleck. I didn’t need YouTube to show me what a distraction that was going to be to the rest of the team, so I traded Ringo to the Eagles for Lee Roy Caffey and a draft pick.
Therefore I have no doubts that Ben Affleck is being fucked by someone. He’s a star-fucker. All that BS about him and Jennifer Garner? Nonsense. She’s fucking Verne Troyer.
Skimia | February 26, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I love jimmy kimmel. I saw his profile with some photos on millionairefriends.com, where celebrities, pro athletes, beauty queens and wealthy singles are there. The profile looks sincere and attractive.
Word | February 26, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I didn’t see Ashlee Simpson but I did see Cameron Diaz, who I hate just as much.
FRIST!!! | February 26, 2008 at 2:49 pm
#9, oh is THAT who that was??? I couldn’t figure it out. Thank you!!
BEN AFFLECK VIDEO | February 26, 2008 at 2:52 pm
BEN IS FINALLY IN A VIDEO THAT HAS A LOT OF CELEBRITIES IN IT..
IT WAS SO FUNNY SEEING HARRISON FORD BLOWING A KISS TO BEN AND JIMMY.. BEN WAS BORN IN 1972 HE WASN’T EVEN BORN IN 1962.
BEN AFFLECK VIDEO | February 26, 2008 at 2:52 pm
BEN IS FINALLY IN A VIDEO THAT HAS A LOT OF CELEBRITIES IN IT..
IT WAS SO FUNNY SEEING HARRISON FORD BLOWING A KISS TO BEN AND JIMMY.. BEN WAS BORN IN 1972 HE WASN’T EVEN BORN IN 1962.
Ashley | February 26, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Ben Affleck looked different, like I dunno…Younger, maybe. Maybe thats the secret to youth, a man making love to a man…lol. Lance Bass was in there too hehe. I LOVE GUERRIMO!
Ashley | February 26, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Ben Affleck looked different, like I dunno…Younger, maybe. Maybe thats the secret to youth, a man making love to a man…lol. Lance Bass was in there too hehe. I LOVE GUERRIMO!
FRIST!!! | February 26, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Oh, I guess if I would have actually have read the post I would have known that. I’m retarded today..
meh | February 26, 2008 at 2:57 pm
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’m not sure which I thought was more funny, but both of them are hilarious.
Mrswentz | February 26, 2008 at 2:57 pm
How funny is THAT?…..Petey looks so hot, though. And everyone fucks everyone in Hollywood……this is not news.
Mrswentz | February 26, 2008 at 2:57 pm
How funny is THAT?…..Petey looks so hot, though. And everyone fucks everyone in Hollywood……this is not news.
Auntie Kryst | February 26, 2008 at 3:06 pm
@11 Coach you got that all wrong. Jennifer Garner is diddling around with Tarkenton. I guess ol’ Bud is really pissed, but no one can really read his expression. Thought that would make you happy.
Vince Lombardi | February 26, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Hey, #15 (*sniff* reminds me of Bart Starr, Auntie):
First off, congrats on just getting your first computer internet hookup and finding “The Fish.” We’re all impressed how you trolled your way in here. Now shut up.
Second, just hit the button ONCE.
Third, stop shouting. No one cares that you can only type in caps. Grow up.
Lastly, I said 1964, not 1962. Jeezus…. Kimmel should be fucking YOU, you putz! And were you not a troll, you’d know it was part of a running gag. Guess what else? My name isn’t really “Vince Lombardi!” That’s part of the gag, too! But you’re too busy name-dropping about how funny everyone is to GET IT.
Go back to NickJr.com, you turd.
Vince Lombardi | February 26, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Tarkenton used to run around like Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck **were** trying to fuck him. Man, I hated that guy. Now Joe Kapp…. there was a man. Hell, *I* might even fuck him. IF I could ever get him on the ground, that is. (Is it gay to say that about another guy if you really respect him?)
Bud’s face was the Anti-Vince. I couldn’t play poker with him (except I could hold the card in the gap in my teeth – big hit with the cheerleaders!), because Bud had no tells. He once beat Iron Eyes Cody in Hold ‘Em. He looked shitty in purple, though — errr, Bud, not Cody.
Main | February 26, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Did anyone else see that they copied “We Are The World”? They even had Huey Lewis in it!!!!
Wow, I think I am old.
Still loved it. Funny as hell.
jesse | February 26, 2008 at 3:45 pm
That was fuckin genius. I didn’t really like the “I’m fucking Matt Damon” video, maybe because a girl that looks like a man fucking a man is somehow more disgusting to me than a man fucking a man. It’s definitely less confusing.
redsonja1313 | February 26, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I love ALL FOUR OF THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOth videos still crack me up with repeated viewings !!
yaniv | February 26, 2008 at 4:27 pm
whats the metter with the american TV
that beep everytime someone says fuck if fucking rediculess..
almost making that beep a dirty word- in 20 years from now
they”ll have to say “fuck” everytime someone will say beep- get a grip and post the real virsion of that song without the peep- at least for the internet viewers
It's me Fuckers | February 26, 2008 at 4:54 pm
#4 The answer is “TCLTC”er .
I also saw this yesterday and I still laughed until my quim quivvered… oh, wait… that’s from Brad’s appearence. It was still funny as fuck though (not bleeped out).
fourdollarwater | February 26, 2008 at 5:02 pm
talk about unoriginal
emily | February 26, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Jimmy Kimmel is a megadouche but this is pretty funny.
P.S. Ben Affleck has the fattest fucking bucket head I’ve ever seen.
Quinn | February 26, 2008 at 5:18 pm
The beep is the funniest part.. without a beep it’d be lame.
MrS | February 26, 2008 at 5:41 pm
34th Bitches!!!!!
Jenna | February 26, 2008 at 5:48 pm
that is so much better than the sarah silverman one! LOL!
SlowMonkey | February 26, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Josh Groban is definitely hot for doing this.
Sally | February 26, 2008 at 6:43 pm
This is not nearly as funny as Sarah Silverman’s… I have to say, I’m disappointed, Kimmel.
Snoodle | February 26, 2008 at 7:05 pm
When Josh Groban showed up with his power ballad-ness I lol’d SO hard XD PERFECT.
Matt | February 26, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Kinda late on this aren’t you?
In related news Anna Nichole Smith died.
JagedNS | February 26, 2008 at 7:29 pm
hate Kimmel in general but that was fricking funny. love the fucking Matt Damon one too.
to those posting “kinda late” comments….who gives a fuck….you aren’t fucking Damon or Affleck so shut the fuck up. :D
Jawesome! | February 26, 2008 at 7:46 pm
I think the greatest moment of the video was when Huey Lewis showed his face.
Kimberly | February 26, 2008 at 8:06 pm
That’s hilarious. I can’t believe how many people were actually in this stupid video to rebuttal sarah’s video. I fucking love this hahaha
Bryce | February 26, 2008 at 8:18 pm
I dont normally comment on anything, but that my fellow readers, IS HALARIOUS! It seriously made me laugh out loud. Who said celebrities dont have time to have fun ey?
Pegasus | February 26, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Hahah this one totally tops the first one lol
Dr. Sleuth | February 26, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Find out who YOUR boyfriend/girlfriend is f*cking!
http://www.whataretheydoingonline.net/121/
oakling | February 26, 2008 at 9:11 pm
This is the best faux couplefight ever. I hope Silverman comes up with another countervideo that’s even better!
kdollarsign | February 26, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I wonder what Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Robin Williams, Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin, Josh Groban, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will do next!
Steve | February 26, 2008 at 9:55 pm
JIMMY KIMMEL SUCKS DONKEY BALLS…..
He probably really is fucking Ben Affleck. Those two were made for eachother.
Even my mom hates Jimmy Kimmel
Kim Johnson | February 26, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Old news – it was funny yesterday.
JD | February 26, 2008 at 10:59 pm
I’ve watched this over and over and I still don’t see Ashlee Simpson!! Where is the beotch?