Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner engaged

benjenengaged.jpgAccording to Star magazine, Ben Affleck proposed to Jennifer Garner after her 33rd birthday party last Saturday at her Brentwood home. He allegedly bought her a $500,000, 4.5-carat Harry Winston engagement ring, as compared to the 6.1-carat pink diamond ring from Winston which he had gotten for Jennifer Lopez. I guess this means Ben just doesn’t love Jennifer as much as he loves Jennifer. Wait, what? I mean Jennifer and Ben aren’t quite as Jennifer as Ben and Jennifer. Jennifer. Ben Jennifer. Bennifer. Shit!