Ben Affleck’s Getting A Divorce

September 17th, 2013 // 25 Comments
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So not only is Ben Affleck goddamn Batman now, he’s also just been cast opposite Emily Ratajkowski in the adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s novel ‘Gone Girl.’ E! News reports:

Ratajkowski will play Andie, a beautiful college student who Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) has an affair with before choosing to help his wife’s parents incriminate him in Amy’s disappearance.

“So, are we talking nude scenes? Because I don’t know if I’m alright with that,” is probably something Jennifer Garner‘s been practicing saying into a mirror for when Ben comes home again. It’s only been three days and she’s sure this postcard with ‘See you every other weekend!’ scrawled on the back and addressed to her children was just a joke. He’s such a prankster, that husband of hers. This is just like the time she dropped by his trailer on The Town and he was waiting, in the dark, with that nice young blonde girl to jump out and yell. And it wasn’t even her birthday! Such a sweetie, that man of hers. *puts out cigarette on forearm*

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  1. cc

    I am sure if he tells her his co-star is wearing a snatch-patch she’ll be okay with it.

  2. She looks perfect for Andie.

    Robin Thicke looks like a younger George Michael in this video. Pre-public bathroom sex.

  3. cocoa

    hey, if those two didn’t divorce after Blake Lively, nothing is gonna stop em. did you forget about Blake? HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT BLAKE?

  4. Would Jennifer let Batman masturbate say in his trailer thinking about Emily? Its not cheating and no physical contact? Indeed I would . Check the ass,
    http://ilarge.listal.com/image/4052633/936full-emily-ratajkowski.jpg

  5. fondue

    Dear Universe,

    Fuck you for making this happen.

    With all love,
    Fondue

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Jennifer would never divorce him.

    However, Ben will mysteriously appear with 2 black eyes and a cast on his left arm and tell everyone he fell down the stairs.

  7. JC

    PhotoBoy, you spelled “DAHVOHS” wrong, you fahkin’ retahd.

  8. I don’t like that chick’s feet.

    Yeah, I went there.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Not only is she smoking hot, but there are AMPLE amounts of nude photos of her online.

    Her tits should be carved out of marble and displayed next to “David” in Italy.

  10. Inner Retard

    Looks dull and boring. The kind who expects everything to be done for her. Don’t misunderstand. I’d do things to her that would make Ron Jeremy go “DAMN!” but I just don’t find her interesting outside that. Maybe I’m getting old… Oh, JAG is on.

  11. Weeblo

    Based on this this pic http://emilyratajkowski.tumblr.com/post/59972808951

    She seems interesting

  12. im sure jen will be ok with it since she WILL BE ON SET EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE SO DONT GET ANY FUCKIN IDEAS so she can be supportive of her husband.

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    Eric
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    She can star in a remake of Howard the Duck.

  14. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Treats! Magazine Spring Issue Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh… too much restalyne.

  15. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Treats! Magazine Spring Issue Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    She is absolutely gorgeous. Physical perfection. She has a great personality as far as I know. I have not a bad word to say about her.

  16. Cat's Meow

    She has the whole Miranda Kerr jail bait face on a grown woman’s body thing happening.

  17. right

    Blurred lines is a shit song, sold to the lowest common denominator. One line repeated over and over for 5 minutes.

  18. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Treats! Magazine Spring Issue Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    GIBBYYYYYYYYYYYY!

  19. s-man

    This chick is the cutest/hottest thing ever in the Blurred Lines vid. but looks much more ordinary in every other context.

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    heey
    Commented on this photo:

    those fat unnatural DUCK lips detract from a otherwise beautiful woman
    the shit plastic surgeons and other ”beauticians” convince stupid people of doing, and believing it is ”beautiful”, baffles me

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    T-Bone
    Commented on this photo:

    I cant stop jerking off

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    brent
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor editing, and idea, for a magazine. And she is known for her tits, not her throat.

  23. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Treats! Magazine Spring Issue Launch Party
    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    I am totally and hopelessly in love with this woman. She could be my girlfriends exact twin sister.

  24. Sydney Bristow deserves so much better than Affleck.

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