Ben Affleck’s Just Living The Dream, Man, Living It So Hard
Because buying a muscle car, banging the nanny, and getting a tattoo of a phoenix on his back wasn’t enough of a midlife crisis for Ben Affleck, here he is vaping in his car and not at all looking like a man regretting his choices in life. Although, in fairness, these were taken right before he gave Jennifer Garner a ride to the gym, so that had to be fun.
“Thanks for listening. I just don’t think the kids should know their dad vapes, okay? It’s pretty douchey. See you at 7? Bye-ee!”
♫ And the White Knight is talking backwards… And the Red Queen’s off with her head… ♫