Ben Affleck Got A Giant Phoenix Tattoo On His Back, On Purpose
Last night, the Internet went absolutely apeshit after finding out that the giant Phoenix tattoo on Ben Affleck’s back is actually real, and not part of his role for Live By Night where the shots were taken. As for what the hell Ben Affleck was thinking when he walked into a tattoo parlor and went, “One cliched reference to my personal life and career, please,” here are our theories:
1. His muscle car runs on pure, concentrated mid-life crisis.
2. He’s the OG Harry Potter fan. Before it was mainstream.
3. No one’s asking why Batman has tits anymore.
4. Every full moon, Ben Affleck changes into an 18-year-old girl at Beach Week.