Ben Affleck’s Nanny Might Be Pregnant And/Or Has Dick Pics

Sad Batman is sad.

Probably my favorite part about the Ben Affleck fucking the nanny story is that at the end of the day he’s just a regular guy walking dick-first into bear traps like the rest of us. Except in his case, the bear trap took exact notes on how the online media works and has milked way more exposure out of Ben Affleck’s penis than semen. Because as of right now, Christine Ouzounian already staged bikini photos and either has in her possession Ben Affleck’s baby or pictures of his dick if not both. The only things missing are a child-molesting brother and a racist rant where her giant Thermos-like penis hates blacks which should be any second now. I can taste it.

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