Ben Affleck Let The Nanny Meet Tom Brady, Is An Idiot

“So much for trees not calling the paps. *swigs scotch* Lose my number, bitch.”

When we last left Ben Affleck’s dick, it was more than likely being digitally stored on Christine Ouzounian’s phone because is it clear that Ben Affleck fucked the nanny? Ben Affleck fucked the nanny. And not just any nanny, but the thirstiest nanny on the whole entire planet who’s already lining up TV interviews and posting Instagram photos with The Hunger Games quotes. Which is what Ben Affleck gets for doing stupid shit like bringing her on a private jet with Tom Brady and letting her pose with his Super Bowl rings. At that point, he might as well have told the captain he’ll take over from here and crashed the plane into the desert with his dick because Tom Brady almost definitely ratted him out so Gisele wouldn’t hit him again. Which is my new favorite theory because it involves Tom Brady being a wiener. Enjoy.

Ben Affleck and the Girl On Fire – Lainey Gossip

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