Girls, Girls! You Both Love Tom Brady
Yesterday, I made a joke about how much Ben Affleck loves Tom Brady, and now here he is fighting with Matt Damon for Tom’s affection because in case you forgot, I make shit happen with my mind. From this video to our very reality. If I fall asleep, theoretically everything dies, but try not to worry about it.
Anyway, here’s Tom Brady naked again because I paid good money for these, and nobody’s going to make it more than 45 seconds into that video. I tried, it’s impossible. Photo Boy’s still in there twitching. He made his choice.