Ben Affleck’s Not Directing The Justice League

August 9th, 2012 // 20 Comments
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“Alright, Flash, in this shot, Wonder Woman’s going to gently rest her giant Amazon penis on your back.”
“Got it. Wait, what?”

Presumably because his days are filled with finding new and inventive ways to sneak babies into Jennifer Garner‘s uterus, Ben Affleck will not be directing a Justice League movie despite reports that Warner Bros. approached him because, “Dude, did you see how much money Marvel made with The Avengers? It was like a bazillion dollars.” Deadline reports:

After putting his acting career in the dumper with questionable choices like Gigli, Affleck admirably scripted a second act for himself with his writing and directing skills, and did it by taking on unexpected, thoughtful films. His reps clearly denied he would take this, and why would he want to direct a Justice League movie, unless he himself had figured out a way to make one that would compare favorably with Joss Whedon’s billion dollar Marvel smash The Avengers?

Keep in mind, Ben Affleck has said he only wants to direct movies he stars in, so that means he’d have to play a member of the Justice League which everyone assumes would be the rebooted Batman. Except I’d like to throw my hat in the ring by saying it’d probably be Black Lightning because Ben Affleck’s a huge racist. I saw him break Michael Clarke Duncan’s knees once. True story.

Photos: Alex Ross/DC Comics, Splash News, WENN


  1. CranAppleSnapple

    That’s a beefy-looking Wonder Woman illustration. He could do that.

    • Cock Dr

      If the part included the chance to peg one or more of his butch co-stars on camera Ben might want to rethink his refusal.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      um. usually with a new artist that has women really beefed up usually gets them canned. but usually Mark Chairello usually sees the work before hand and that is before the regular editors take a lok at them.. and usually they make them out far far more beefed up than that. and it is usually ALL the women not just WW. Wonder Woman here is kinda beefed up. but a lot of it is optical illusion due to The Flash bending over like that. The legs are kinda beefed . the arms look ok. strong but not overly beefed up. the other women in there like Black Canary and Hawkwoman/girl are not so beefed up.

      • Crissy

        Damn, that’s a lot of “usually’s” in your writing. Got dizzy and could not follow.

      • PoppinFresh

        And a lot of beefed upness, too. Unreadable tripe.

      • Emma Watson's Vagina

        ok to break this down further as i didn’t think anyone cared.

        DC comics does have their artists draw beefed up women. and trust me they have people submitted that in. Mark Chiarello (the art Director up there) usually will not allow that.

        The drawing of the women has to be that of your standard hot actress of the day. Like for example Tara Reid of 1995 not of her since 2005 or so. or more like a stronger version like Sigourney Weaver or Jessica Biel. Actually in this case it would be Lucy Lawless from her Xena days. The Flash is in the way so it makes her legs look more beefed up than it is. The reason was probably as they had to put him there because if placed him in front of a male superhero it would make it worse. As the homosexialmisa’s and homophobes would storm DC like no tomorrow.

        overall Alex Ross did a good job.

    • EricLr

      And I’m pretty sure she’s about to rape The Flash.

  2. Adrianne Palicki Wonder Woman
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    Tits akimbo.

  3. They got to approch this movie the same way Marvel did with The Avengers. Make seperate movies introducing the characters (A Flash movie, anyone?) and then make the League movie. It will be a lot harder for them that it was for Marvel though.

  4. Where’s the Martian Manhunter?

  5. Adrianne Palicki Wonder Woman
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    her head is wayyyyyy toooo small for her body,lol it looks off.

  6. Adrianne Palicki Wonder Woman
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    Wonder Woman? More like Wonder McFakeTits amirite?

  7. Vivian

    I just hope they cast WW right this time with toned curves in all her glory. Something that reminds me of when I was a little girl and dreamed of becoming as beautiful as she was. (of course that didn’t happen but hey, one can only dream right?)
    No pants please! I’d love to see the old days costume. What can I say, I am an old timer fan, when Vince Coletta was one of the artists.

  8. The fake boobs are weak. I would not bone this chic. Even in her uniform. In fact, if I woke up next to that face I would throw her in the trash.

  9. Mr. Poop

    Affleck the douche needs to stay far away from this movie.

  10. Given that Christopher Nolan is the only guy able to get DC character’s to not look as gay as a rainbow, I’d say Ben Affleck has no chance in hell of pulling it off.

    • Tornado

      Agreed. He’s an overhyped director. He’d need a concrete solid script, good actors, competent support crew and then it would be a decent movie. Maybe.

  11. Adrianne Palicki Wonder Woman
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    Sounds like Ben has been taking advise from Robert. What do you do when your career flops? Make your own and star in it or marry the director who will cast you as the lead in everything. Ironman is doing just fine now…

  12. Adrianne Palicki Wonder Woman
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    I didn’t realize that wonder woman had no tone on her triceps.

  13. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Did anyone notice that Superman’s the size of an SUV? How does her fit into Clark Kent’s nondescript gray flannel suits? Or did they drop the Clark Kent bit?

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