Ben Affleck So Wants Back In
“Ben, stop asking the kids if they bleed.”
Because Photo Boy and I are dead inside and therefore find unhealthy amounts of pleasure in watching others become equally ground into lifeless, domesticated shells, here’s Ben Affleck with Jennifer Garner in London this morning where he totally looks like a man who wants to salvage his marriage and not at all like an axe murderer who visibly regrets not staying back at the hotel. On that note, if you’re wondering what’s going through Ben Affleck’s mind in each of these shots (besides suicide) it’s this. He’s dreaming about this.
♫ And I’ve made up my mind, I ain’t wasting no more time, here I go again… ♫