Ben Affleck Wants To Put A Fourth Baby In Jennifer Garner, She Ain’t Having It

The Superficial / August 8, 2012

“GEETTT OUUTTTT OF MYYYYY VAAAAAA GIIIII NAAAAAA.”

While promoting her new movie The Odd Life of Timothy Green, Jennifer Garner surprisingly confirmed tabloid rumors that Ben Affleck really does want to shove a fourth baby in her, but then made it clear she’ll roundhouse his dick off if he even tries it. Extra reports:

“The fact that Ben wants another IS true… I can tell you that would be a pretty uphill battle with me. I am not anticipating having any more kids!”

When asked why she’d make her husband look like Jim-Bob Duggar, Jennifer Garner responded, “Probably because by the time I found out about Blake Lively, the asshole had already crammed another brat in me. RYAN REYNOLDS IS ALL PART OF MY PLAN, BITCH. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!”

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