Ben Affleck Wants To Put A Fourth Baby In Jennifer Garner, She Ain’t Having It

August 8th, 2012 // 24 Comments
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“GEETTT OUUTTTT OF MYYYYY VAAAAAA GIIIII NAAAAAA.”

While promoting her new movie The Odd Life of Timothy Green, Jennifer Garner surprisingly confirmed tabloid rumors that Ben Affleck really does want to shove a fourth baby in her, but then made it clear she’ll roundhouse his dick off if he even tries it. Extra reports:

“The fact that Ben wants another IS true… I can tell you that would be a pretty uphill battle with me. I am not anticipating having any more kids!”

When asked why she’d make her husband look like Jim-Bob Duggar, Jennifer Garner responded, “Probably because by the time I found out about Blake Lively, the asshole had already crammed another brat in me. RYAN REYNOLDS IS ALL PART OF MY PLAN, BITCH. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. ohyea

    they have three children?

  2. EricLr

    May as well, it’s not like you’re going to save that cooch at this point. I’m pretty sure there is no returning to that spandex Elektra suit ever again. So just go ahead and let yourself go. Either way, he’s still going to cheat on you.

    And, hey, you can always get plastic surgery to make yourself look beautiful again, like Janice Dickinson.

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    Fishballs
    Commented on this photo:

    And thus, with the help of my printer, scissors, and some Elmer’s Glue, my Jennifer Garner sex doll is complete.

  4. kimmykimkim

    What? She should’ve used seven different types of birth control from the very beginning. God, I hate kids.

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    Commented on this photo:

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

    Go right to the source and ask the horse
    He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
    He’s always on a steady course.
    Talk to Mr. Ed.

    People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
    But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking horse?

    Well listen to this.

    I am Mister Ed.

  6. Beaver Underground

    Skin tight red dress. Lips some arab countries consider illegal for being too pornographic. Strutting her hot MILF body up and down for everyone to see making her husband jealous. While taunting Ben he’s no longer king of her castle. Either she enjoys being raped by her husband or she didn’t think this through.

  7. JC

    “And this is my impression of an angry duck having an orgasm!”

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    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, I still want to get me some.

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    sillly nerd
    Commented on this photo:

    mmhmm, put that d1ck in my mouth n1gga

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    Commented on this photo:

    I know now how she keeps a man. It damn sure isn’t her condescending personality.

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    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    Being a mom has done her body good! DAYUM!

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    Amazed
    Commented on this photo:

    involuntary reaction to sighting Lebron James…

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    Amazed
    Commented on this photo:

    Mommy boobs…

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    KatieG
    Commented on this photo:

    She really does look like a rat.

  15. Affleck should make her pick up the remote with her beaver.

  16. squiggy

    What’s with the sex doll pose?

  17. Glenn

    I’d definitely bang her. Wouldn’t want her to have my kid though. I’d probably just ram it up her butt and have some fun with her mouth.

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    Nate
    Commented on this photo:

    I would like to try to launch my ejaculate into her mouth from a distance and see how accurate I can be.

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