Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Putting Divorce On Hold: Report
“I think it’s cool that Batman’s growing boobs and becoming a girl.”
Just by the way he looks at her then flees to his car to vape like a man on death row, you just knew Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were going to get back together. And now Us Weekly is reporting their divorce is on hold:
More than a year after the couple of 10 years announced their split, neither party has filed divorce paperwork. In fact, talk of divorce has ceased altogether, sources reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly.
“Jen mentioned that the divorce was going through very soon, and then a few weeks ago, things changed,” says a source close to Garner. “It does not seem to be moving in that direction.”
And just like that, Ben Affleck’s life ascended into glory exactly like his back tattoo said it would. This is his time now. His time now. And he’s taking it back!
♫ Here I am! – Duh duh dunnit – ROCK LIKE YOU A HURRICANE! ♫
“Yup, that’s me. Rocking hurricanes.” *scrolls through Tom Brady’s Instagram for 5 hours*