Ben Affleck is a Wickid Hahdass Now
“What? No wahfle cones? I’m puttin’ this whole ice cream pahlah in my reahview.”
Here’s Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner taking their daughter out for ice cream yesterday where things got a little tense when Ben start flipping off the paparazzi. I guess because they actually came in the door and stared snapping pictures, who knows? But is it me or does Jennifer Garner have that look on her face like a wife who’s about to get beat when she gets home? I mean, Christ, Ben Affleck’s anger is palpable and the beard isn’t helping. It’s like looking at a murder scene before it even happens.
JENNIFER: So how was your ice cream?
BEN: Ice cream? How was my ice cream? I’ll give you ice cream. *drives car off cliff*
VIOLET: I’m in the car, too, assholllllleeeesss….
Wow, this, uh, this got really dark, didn’t it? Hey, look, a naked chick! *runs away*