Ben Affleck Changed His Number To Escape The Nanny

“My eyes – *lip trembles* – are up here.”

Batman has man-tits. Which should be all I need to say here, but I guess here’s some other stuff about phone numbers and banging nannies if you’re into that sort of that thing. It’s your dime. Radar reports:

Ben Affleck is still feeling the fallout of his nanny cheating scandal. RadarOnline.com has learned that the actor recently changed his cellphone number to avoid his kids’ former caretaker, Christine Ouzounian!
According to an insider, if Ouzounian had been hoping for a relationship with the hunky actor after rumors of their fling became public, “She is in for a rude surprise!”
“Christine had been calling Ben’s cell phone a lot after he came back to Los Angeles,” said the source.

And while that seems harsh, Ben Affleck could’ve forwarded his calls to Jennifer Garner’s phone and waited for the “snap.” That’s how Blake Lively died, and yet Ryan Reynolds married her anyway because Hollywood is gross. Those people will fuck anything.

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