Bella Thorne Is A High-Fashion Swamp Monster That We Created

Also…

Olivia Munn doesn’t care who Aaron Rodgers is dating because he’s boring. [PageSix]

Britney Spears’ kids are going to be the most annoying rich kids on the planet in a few years… if she croaks that is. [TMZ]

Everybody knew Daniel Craig was coming back as Bond, but now it’s official. [LaineyGossip]

The more money Kim Kardashian makes, the more people hate her. [Dlisted]

Two Jonas bros slamming La Croix on a sidewalk pretty much summarizes the week so far. [TooFab]

People are just starting to realize that fantasy football (and the NFL in general) resembles slave trading? Do tell… [WWTDD]

Production of Mission Impossible 6 is taking hiatus after Tom Cruise (who insists on doing his own stunts) ate shit jumping off a roof or something. [E!]

Radar seems to think that Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are banging, but I know for a fact that she’s far beyond the age-range of Lord Hogbody’s standard vagina demo. [Radar]

Anna Faris talking about ‘breakup advice’ on a podcast shortly before announcing her own. [Perez]

Watch this clip of Caitlyn Jenner holding a chicken (seriously) up to Kylie Jenner’s face to cheer her up from being famous or something? [HollywoodGossip] Is this real? Am I real? What is real anymore?

On that note, Paris Jackson also thinks she’s setting an example for ‘alt-fashion’ or something by being skinny, blonde, and fair skinned. Okay… [Celebitchy]