Bella Thorne Was At Coachella, Too
If you’re wondering how the hell I only write one post about the MTV Movie Awards yet somehow had the time to make 87 galleries from Coachella, The MTV Movie Awards didn’t have Bella Thorne running around in tiny booty shorts while Alessandra Ambrosio’s breasts swayed in the wind. It’s not my job to make people’s bullshit award shows more interesting unless they want to pay me. In which case, have you tried booty shorts and tits? And, goddammit, I should’ve got the money upfront. Every time.
Adding… This seemed relevant/capable of making up for whatever the hell I just wrote.
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